*STOMP* *STOMP*

It's not so bad once you get used to it.

Cringiest stuff I've seen this year

The absolute fucking state of America.

a walmart user said they had to do it everyday. his boss were pissed because he didnt sang loud enough and he got a warning

If they were smarter, they wouldn't be working at Walmart. I'd rather work at Amazon.

>Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
>Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
>You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
>Kicking your can all over the place, singin'

>We will, we will ban you
>We will, we will ban you

shit that's a pretty good deal

They turned it into land of free market.

>Land of the free
>Start a war of independence led by a literal slave owner

youtu.be/JIoZHGupZA8
youtu.be/X6nQ4-_rPj0

Holy shit

my local Walmart loves pricing goods out at 14.88

being a wagie kills you from the inside

America is a wretched place, full of wretched "people". Truly the entire world would be exponentially relieved if that entire shithole was razed from the face of the Earth.

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how embarasing and degrading jesus christ

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WHY IS EVERYBODY FAT

ARE THERE ANY NORMAL WEIGHT PEOPLE IN AMERICA FUCKING HELL

feels fucking good to be a non burger

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seriously you think THAT is bad you gotta look at some of the shit going on in the higher ups offices, with motivation training and "dynamic" presentations that shits a goldmine of cringe.

What keeps you going if you're one of these employees?

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Someone please post that pic of that Walmart account with a foot fetish

DAB FOR ME WAGIE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DANCE

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as a worthless, dumb, socially retarded, old skilless, talentless NEET that sadly has to get a job soon, walmart, fast food, or suicide are my only options

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Hello Britcuck muzlimbs, triggered by this thread I see.

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almost based

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>islam bad

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These are the guys calling you a europoor or asian worker ant

Why make them do this

Amazon makes you do this, too.

T. Wage cage slave

what's wrong with rent?

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>donations
>health insurance

what

WE ARE
WE ARE
WAGIES

600 dollars in donations?

you footfags should apply

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>excellent with money
>donations
hmmm

>$20 for internet
>$825 for rent

Fucking hate boomers
Unironically when do we start hanging them and redistributing land?

*waves paycheck*
Dance little wagie dance!

>Trump thinks this is an acceptable way to treat American workers

ahaha! Well done wagie! I say good show! Here have some peanuts good sir! You really do earn those 7 dollars an hour!

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Holy fuck no wonder those people kill them selves in record numbers. Imagine working 80 hours a week so someone else can make money and then get told you are a bad worker.

>you will never be the local Wallmart's alpha male

Imagine being middle aged and still working for shitty wages at places like Walmart.

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Dining out for 250 dollars a month? Do they go out every friday, saturday and sunday each month?

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I worked at FedEx for years. Never once had to do a song and dance. I feel like you're a paid shill for a foreign government (likely Russia or EU) trying to convince young Americans not to join the workforce.

You've never dated someone have you

Dance for me you fucking wagecuck faggot lmao

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Yes. Smart, well-adjusted people donate 1/4 of their monthly income to the DNC. Wouldn't want to be a rural retard, would you?

S-SHUT UP
IT BUILDS TEAM SPIRIT AND MOTIVATION
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
THEY'LL FIRE ME IF I DON'T GOOSE STEP TO THE MARCHING BAND

Dance you soulless wagey drones hahahahahahaha

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>hope youre not busy this weekend user
>were going to some resort for a weekend of team building challenges

just take your gf out to a nice bucket of KFC

>be american
>get shot at while driving the Mcsegway to work
>arrive at the local wallmart to start another fine day of stocking shelves
>foreskin inspection day
>get a mandatory circumsition before being allowed inside
>have to dance and sing every 30 minutes and the mandatory tip goes to the wallmart manaher
>sprain your ankle while dabbing and has to take a 20000 dollar ambulance ride

God i pove freedom

As with most things in life, by giving zero fucks.

get a warehouse job, you fat fuck.

You're gonna have to dance for that 5 minute early finish wagey

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>dining out $250
So they dine out once?

I don't know how to numb my pride in this way.

What are conditions to collect neetbux in America and how much do they give you

In China, workers line up in military-like formation every morning, often times out on the streets of their workplace, for the morning briefing or group exercise.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pre-work_assembly

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>Time for an HR seminar gents, I've booked us a week at a luxury resort, all goodies provided, we are gonna have a great time and work hard aren't we?

Based Rad

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>unions /syndicates are led by cancerous unironic commies and lazy asses
>Companies without unions in the US mistreat their workers
I don't know how to feel.

that break room took me back to when i worked at walmart in highschool. if you're over the age of 25 and work there you are pathetic.

Because you are also making money.
>feels good to be a new yorker

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>*STOMP* *STOMP*
>*CLAP*
>*STOMP* STOMP*
>*CLAP*

WAGIE YOU'RE A YOUNG MAN
WAKE UP GOT WORK
YOU'RE GONNA BE FIRED SOME DAY
YOU GOT VEINS ON YOUR FACE YOU HATE THIS PLACE
HELP THOSE BOOMERS BUY A NEW VASE

singing
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU. SIR?
HOW MAY I SERVE YOU. SIR?

That’s what they get for not going union, fucking retards

8 buds a day, 10 on the weekends

PLEASE! GOD, NO PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I'LL SURRENDER MY ANAL INNOCENCE, MY DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY, MY SON'S FORESKIN, I'LL SUCK YOUR PENIS. I AM AMERICAN AND IT IS IN MY NATURE TO SERVE THE JEWS.

In order to make anywhere near six figures (which is ridiculous for most 25 year olds anyway) you would need to work in the city. There's no way rent is that low in any first world city.

>I worked at FedEx for years. Never once had to do a song and dance.
FedEx works their employees like mules but treats them with respect.
I can just see the walmart upper management watching these videos and getting a hard-on from how the proles are being forced to debase themselves

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>$615 in donations
is he like a Mormon who is forced to give like 10% of their income?

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Unions are based and are the reason why I sit on my ass all day earning shit loads of money and they can't get rid of me
I would rather full communism as opposed to what these burgers go through every day. The feeling of being 30+ and working at Walmart or McDonalds and dancing for your job must feel crushing

Amazon treats you like shit.

I've been at Amazon for two months and they did have a lot of this employee motivation bullshit. I'm not even American, but they press their bullshit on to everyone working for them, no matter where

Imagine humiliating yourself each morning like this for 20 years only to be fired the second you have worked long enough to warrant a raise

Based

That's pathetic.

America is like a cyberpunk dystopia without the cool technology and architecture

That looks more dignified then the bullshit American min wage cucks have to go through. God I'm really starting to hate my corporate controlled country.

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>I've been at Amazon for two months
How does it feel knowing that all of your hard work literally just goes towards Bezos fat fucking pockets

Very Wallacesque

literally the most absurd thing i have ever seen in almost 27 years of existence in this shitty post-boomer hellhole

Where's my fucking augementations, punk girls and highrise techno-towers? All we fucking have is fat people, ghost towns and no money

Don't remind me, it still keeps me up at night.

It is if you have roommates etc.

Militaristic dicipline is better than clapping and singing, which devalues you to the level of a kindergartener, attacking both your sense of pride and makes you resent your life

All christkeks have to give Tithe.

>tfw I'm the taller one in my retail store and this year's Easter they forced me to dress up like the Easter bunny

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>where's my cool stuff
Away from the reach of most people

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>The workers were literally forced to crawl on all fours after failing to reach their annual sales targets in the busy traffic of Tengzhou — a city in Shandong province in the country's east. The group was filmed being driven on by a male supervisor bearing a flag with the name of the firm, which reportedly disrupted traffic.

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Why do people stay in these jobs for literally decades? Don't they ever try to pick up skills and transition out?

>wear this silly hat wagie, our customers will love it!

Americans are such a bizarre race of people

Literally me if I worked walmart pr lmao. And those feet are nice

Either would happen or if they could not get enough scabs, they will literally just shut down the store.

They probably cost more profits by fucking up traffic than anything tangible they could have done desu

aaaaahahahaha oh no no no no

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>the eternal wagie suffers no matter where he is in the world
feels good man

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>muh Chinks
Don't you have a dance to perform?

youtube.com/watch?v=fvxtpxT_BUY
>go out to eat in america
>this happens

S-SHUT UP DUMB YUROPOORS

>applying for temp agency
>after the drug test and interview they hand The Pledge
>pull out my wallet
>hand them my laminated mini pledge
>"I always keep my copy next to the picture of my wife and her son"
>Welcome aboard :)

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FORESKIN DETECTED FORESKIN DETECTED

*the solid steel doors of the wallmart slide down and the circumbots are released

WEEE WOO WEE WOO UNBUTTON YOUR PANTS THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING WEE WOO WEE WOO

*a great metal tentacle sprouts from the cylindrical hole in the circumbots core and envelops your cock

CLEANLINESS PROTOCOL IN EFFECT WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

*a small buzzsaw comes out of the top of the tentacle and slidea your foreskin right off, it hits the floor like a feather

ANOTHER AMERICAN LIFE SAVED, GOD BLESS WALLMART, AMERICA AND ISRAEL WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOOOOO

The company owner probably got disappeared. Xi doesn't like to be embarrassed in the age of social media.

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My new job at a tech startup has an unlimited vacation policy. Feels good man.

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>The Boss of this Family told you you're gonna be Santa Claus

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>he fell for the unlimited vacation meme
>at a startup no less

>Americans work in degrading jobs for $5 an hour
>They're still okay with having to pay for their own healthcare
>they're still okay with spending trillions on a war to please Israel instead of public utilities
OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE
IN MY PANTS POO AND PEE

I literally cannot even fathom how awful it must be to be American.

Imagine commercializing your own anthem, I'm sure that wont cheapen the sense of national pride at all

wage cucks revolution

I'm going to rehab in an hour possibly for a month and won't be able to look at lewd shit, post her TITS PLZ

I have taken way then 10 vacation days this year and i work in a non union job for a hospital. I have friends who didn't go to college but work in Sanitation or HVAC who get at least 2 weeks a year from their unions. And why is this not counting holidays like 4th of July, MLK day, Memorial Day, etc as paid holidays?

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I prefer Mike Rows smug face, having a milloniare pretending to be working class is icing on the cake

Cope. I'll be enjoying my six figure salary and six week vacations.

you'll be surrounded by washed up druggy girls to fuck

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There's always a cutie but you can't even touch other people there or you get kicked out.
mfw one of them told me she use to whore around for cash for drugs and then I realized most of the crack head girls there do

Rehab for what, friend?

Pretty sure that chart is comparing state guaranteed paid vacation days. Don't think there are federally guaranteed vacation days in the US.

Dystopian hell.

They also gets publicly spanked by their employer if they fuck upp. I'm not making this upp

sounds like my aids infection

Alcohols.

It's literally third reich brainwashing.
At least with the nazis you could kill jews.

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they're kinda saggy

$1,600 for a C-Section. Not bad, honestly.

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Serious question.

Why don't more americans pull a unabomber?

I work at tech company.
See how career goes when you take six week vacay.

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job at family owned restaurants are pretty chill. they don't give a shit about resume either

Typical chink behaviour. Surprised they didn't round them all up and execute them along with their families too.

>dining out

No, China is cyberpunk. A dystopian city aglow with neon, ruled by a brutal technocratic elite who monitor and control all aspects of daily life. AI mass surveillance, secret detention, a censored (context provided) Internet and media where saying the wrong thing could get you killed. America on the otherhand is just this boring dystopia of overpriced healthcare and wageslaves.

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Meanwhile in Japan...
youtube.com/watch?v=ZxaeiQyQzMY

Propaganda keeps them functioning. Didn't you see that commercial where it bragged about how little vacation days American's got vs Europeans?

Literal insects

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Getting real sick of this shit bros. I'd unironically rather live in Soviet Russia than where we are heading.

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Can anyone explain this to me? i dont get it

Holy shit.

What do you know? SPEAK!

What do you know? SPEAK!

Its 79 c sections actually

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Fuck that, just taper off and only get drunk every second or third night

hams.cc/taper/

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Skin to skin is a charge for holding your baby

>They also gets publicly spanked by their employer if they fuck upp
There are also stories of employers forcing employees to drink urine as a form of punishment for not meeting sales quotas.

Not Amazon's fault at all.

Unabomber was super smart and super educated. The mass is kept dumb so they don't find out what's the problem. People kill themselves because they think the problem comes from themselves;

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It's illegal to not have health insurance in most USA states.

I tried harm reduction trust me.

Watching american tv and commercials is surreal. It's basically frantic hypnotisism.

That'll be 39$ to hold your baby plus tip

U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A

>a charge for holding your baby

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Because Americans think they actually have it better than everyone else

What's wrong with startups and unlimited vacation policies?

That can't be real. If it is, I bet dollars to donuts its in the South. God I would love for them to seceed. They could have their Jesusland corporate theocracy if they want.

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they also pay 8 dollars an hour and expect one person to do the job of three like every other job in america but sure ok, based

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I'M STILL JUST A WAGE IN A CAGE.

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>not a single fat woman
maybe we should force our women to walk every day too

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Kid in the brown shirt has prime real estate at that table and chair closest the door.

Imagine the profit he could make

>police will respond
When? In 2 days when they clear up the mess? Seems like a loose promise

In my experience, corporations usually pay slightly better wages and far better employment benefits (401k matching and health insurance) than small businesses.

Walmart is the meme come to life. I've visited dozen of big american cities and it's not really much different from Europe. But walmart has literally people sharting, dressing like complete shit, fat as fuck driving their scooters. It's fucking bizzare

WAGIE WAGIE

fucking hell. i thought its a simple delivery or something. i just googled what c section means. burgerland needs a nuke. srsly

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Cant debate this

No it's not idiot. It's a charge for educating on teaching the appropriate way to breast feed and shit. There are plenty of people, especially lower income people, who don't know the basics of breast feeding and the benefits of skin to skin. Guess what? That person who teaches needs to get paid.
>t. wife teaches breast feeding at hospitals

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>BUT WHAT ABOUT CHINA??!
Holy shit, Americans are so fucking butthurt over this.

What? C-section can be done due to complications delivering. It's not an american thing.

Fair enough. I guess it can be hard. And your life. Good luck to ya. Try and stay off the sauce this time.

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Just this stuff being real makes me want to kill my self.

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Based, unions stop having making sense since the 90s

i was paid 11 an hour with shared tips, which was probably another 3 an hour. and they would make korean food for lunch and dinner. it actually was pretty based.

No they don't cant they just do a short basic human decency without payment

to fat, stupid, drunk, tired and subdued.

Schhh wagie, dont bother with labor rights they require you to fill forms anyway, treat yourself to a nice meal at McDonald's and a new Xbox instead

plus tip

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My friend works at a company with “unlimited” vacations but he said it’s a bogus meme, I can’t remember why desu. Good luck out there

>corporate theocracy

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imagine having a dumb useless wife whose only marketable skill is showing other women how to make babies suck on their tits

It's basically CLEAN IT UP WAGIE but completely real instead of anons memeing

I really dislike this dumb meme. Not the switch part. Onions is great.

This is average American for you europoors.

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>go on strike for "labor rights"
>leftists open the borders for "humanitarian" reasons

For me, it's the royal blue

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