OMG I LOVE KEANU SO MUCH, HES SO KIND AND GENTLE AND HE REMINDS ME OF ME TEE-HEE

>OMG I LOVE KEANU SO MUCH, HES SO KIND AND GENTLE AND HE REMINDS ME OF ME TEE-HEE

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What I'd wrong with you? Everything is a onions boy to you unless you are a raging monkey

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So we are just gonna pretend to hate this man for no reason other than because others like him?

you're aware that you can both neither hate nor like this man right? hes a public figure and we know absolutely nothing about his private life. to think hes some kind of god based on what reddit says about him is utter stupidity

i think everybody should just calm down with these basedface threads for a while

>t. jealous contrarian

We know a lot about his private life and it's almost exclusively positive things. Nobody has said a bad word about him even in light of #metoo. He is generally nice to everyone even when he has dealt with tremendous loss that would turn a lot of people in a cynical bastard such as yourself. The way he carries himself makes him a better person than most, considering fame and fortune makes most people in to cunts.

The literal only reason you offer this contrarian view is because X people you hate started liking him.

So what? Hes a fucking actor, not jesus christ risen again

Get a grip you pathetic reddit idiot

if you think you know anything about his private life then youre a delusional celeb worshiper. go fuck yourself and i hope keanu reeves dies tomorrow painfully

uhmmm actually he's a thousand year old eternal vampire

Nothing against Keeanu himself, but his fanbase has been insufferable as of late.

OP's a giant faggot, colour me supprksed.

>I'm manly cos I post on Yea Forums instead of Reddit
How pathetic is this lmao

Cringe

Thanks for proving my point.

>you're breathtaking

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where do you think we are right now?

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yikes

>t. teenager LARP'ing as an adult LARP'ing as Rick from Rick & Morty.

Reddit "men" are pathetic it is known, just ignore it dude

>so full of söy he gets triggered by people liking an alpha

Why do 2016 fags have to take a meme and beat it to death until it loses all meaning?

>HE REMINDS ME
who has ever said this

Yea Forums contrarians strike again

Cringe and redditpilled

cringe

found the redditor

>be teenager nowadays
>be offended and annoyed by literally everything
when I started visiting this shithole, mostly Yea Forums, it was infested by pedos, pedobear shitposting, girugamesh etc and it was STILL comfier than it is right now. now, it's just easily offended faggots whining all day about everything they dislike

Summer will be over soon, my friend

>things that no one ever said
Pathetic op.

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Edgy sir :) I shall not mess with you haha

Where is the funny indifferent internet hate machine I loved :(

It got replaced by the eternal sjw and the eternal incel

what kind of ill-begotten son of a bitch hates Keanu

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this. the forced liking of him is so reddit

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nah, fuck that. that supposed "summer" has been going on for years, especially on Yea Forums. you can't discuss anything here without shitposters coming out of the woodworks all the fucking time. don't get me started when it comes to cape movies
>love Phase 1 of the MCU but hate what Disney has done to the franchise
>shitposters always call me a DC shill even though I just don't like cashgrabs
>like some of the DCEU movies but hate what WB did to JL and parts of SS
>DC shitposters call me a MCU shill when I'm arguing objectively
people here are truly degenerates and don't know how to have proper conversations like human beings, I swear

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

faggot

Number 1 case for abortion right here folks

cringe
stop pasting this all over the fucking place

POPULAR THING BAD!
POPULAR THING REDDIT!
POPULAR THING FOR PLEBS!

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based

Didn’t you know chan culture is all about trying to be edgy teenagers who must be contrarian about everything? Well now you know.

Good thread, brainlet

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>Keanu Reeves makes based boys on Yea Forums seeth with rage
Truly /ourguy/

>REDDIT REDDIR REBBIT
Reply once you’ve given back to the community instead of being bitter and jealous, you little man.

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fuckin based

I think people hate the cult behavior surrounding him rather than actually hating him.
You are not allowed to criticize or say anything bad about him because that makes you an "edgy contrarian!". Sometimes it's like I'm on facebook or somewhere else when I see people worship Hollywood actors like this.

This would be based if you weren't underage

Imagine getting this worked up over people liking a celebrity because they're not a piece of shit.

Blame the internet.

>Celebrity does something cool
>internet won't shut up about it
>people keep making 1000 different "memes" of them
>people start to get tired of the celebrity even though they themselves might be modest and withdrawn and are not responsible for any of the internet hysteria

>Being this bitter
Get your life together dude