"Warwick"

>t. got cucked by a hobbit

Hey let's all pretend this is real and get upset over it!

>t. midge

You're the only one who replied to it, fag.

Shit I forgot to say inb4 or such. But seriously we could relieve this boredom somehow.

midge

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>But seriously we could relieve this boredom somehow.
No post of yours will ever relieve anyone's boredom.

I’m 6’3 and 300lbs and my name is Warwick, faggot. What makes you say it’s a goblin name?

>stop being racist
Well yeah, humans and hobbits are different races.

For you it's a gobblin name. Gobblin fried chicken and dicks.

>t. midget

Must be pretty embarrassing to get shut the fuck down by a midget, I don't know why you'd advertise this.

forget it son, the get is over

I'm older than 13, why would I care about gets?

Calm down there lil buddy. I'm 6'5 and I have trained Systema since I was 13. I'll beat your lil ass faggot.

you couldn't reach it anyway

Neither could you, apparently. Maybe if you quit reaching with your dick, you'd find something past your zipper.

My 13" inches means bad luck for your ass faggot.

>wants to fuck another man
You're bad at this.

midget telling dick jokes

Put your midget dick away and I'll stop telling jokes about it.

you stop being a midget dick and I'll put my jokes away

Wow 13" is small. You a white boy is something?

I don't want to rape, kill, and dismember his family
I want to rape, kill, and dismember him

This, I would greatly appreciate if you would stop making fun of me and my 5'6 - 5'8 brethren.

you're afraid I might take your midget woman away

I think there is a race of dwarfs that live underground. Important people in dwarf society get to be famous actors.

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Holy fuck, I can't look at his daughter now without remembering the pasta/blown out vagina flaps.

somebody post the pasta

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

heh

this post gave me cancer

Tarl Warwick shut up your maybe 100 pounds when full of coffee

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>look up his Wikipedia page
>children: 4 (2 deceased)

Fuck this guy seriously

No one said rape and kill his daughter, they just said split her in half with a big cock during rough anal

>the Alexander quote

holy fucking shit hold my sides

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good I hope it's fatal
one midget less

holy shit it's styx

Based Styx. One Youtuber I can trust.

kys summerfag

>replying to 'this post gave me cancer'
>calling them midgets
something tells me you just wandered in here over the weekend

pipe down, son

You midgets really are uppity. Why is that?

how is he allowed to reproduce?

Sure thing pal.

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midge

imagine kicking him in the head

I’m not Styx. Warwick is my given name.

Something given has no value. You need to take your name for it to mean something.

His head is pretty small compared to real humans. Does this mean his brain is smaller as well? What's his IQ?

I wanna rape his daughter real bad bros

>I once met Warwick Davis at a book signing in Liverpool. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "MIDGE, MIDGE, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Warwick's assistants went to get security but Warwick stopped her and said he can handle it. He bravely walked into the crowd to try and resolve the issue. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Davis. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Warwick's chin, but Warwick deftly backflipped up and to the right, avoiding the hit. In that same instant he flanked the pudgy assailant and landed a devastating punch straight to the back of the knee. The neckbeard's leg buckled from the sheer force of the punch and then gravity did the rest. He started falling back, threatening to crush Warwick beneath hundreds of pounds of lard but Warwick rolled away in the nick of time. All of this happened in less than 2 seconds. Needless to say the delinquent was knocked unconscious and Warwick was left winded but victorious. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause and he went back to signing books while the obese neckbeard was escorted from the premises and later arrested. What was particularly satisfying was his sobbing cries as he was dragged away; he kept repeating "I'm sorry Warwick, you're a not a midge after all".

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uh oh he's trying to throw his weight around

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People are just salty that he has the best way to travel

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He needs to be the bigger man, and let it go.

Midget pussy the same size as normal pussy?

it's unusually large like their foreheads

Goblin, Ogre, it just works for strange creatures.

why are midgets allowed to reproduce
it's obviously a giant flaw in genetics where midgets would never survive

And they're all angry assholes. J/K, I love the little folks.

except for the one midge has

congrats to Warwick for replacing the Planck as the smallest unit of measurement in the universe

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fucking hell

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fucking kek

For a second there I legit thought this was real - but to tell the truth, I wouldn't be surprised if he DID try something like this.

After all, the only one who could ever take advantage of his condition is the vicious little shitstick himself. The only reason he has any money to start with is because he's a fucking sentient fetus.

do they get around on scooters cos they cant drive cars?

Could you imagine if his daughter did Blacked with Dredd

HOLY SHIT GUYS. IT'S A HOB GOBLIN! A REAL HOB GOBLIN!

Can she do tricks on that thing

*gasp* a hobgoblin!

that's pretty big for a goblin