PAVEL GET BACK TO THE PLANE NOW
PAVEL GET BACK TO THE PLANE NOW
Grayson Miller
Landon Robinson
Apologies for the blogpost but baneposting is the only thing that stops me from ending it all. I love the amount of OC and without fail it brings a smile to my face and changes my entire outlook for the day.
Jackson Williams
Blub?
Nicholas Jenkins
Aquaman will save him
Jaxson Martinez
uh, you don't get to bring fishes.
Nicholas Brooks
NOBODY CARE ABOUT WHO I AM UNTIL I PUT ON THE SNORKEL
Nathaniel Myers
that's a big wave
Lucas Lewis
HE DIDN'T SWIM SO GOOD
Jordan Adams
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED HARPOON
Juan Martinez
>it's been literally 7 years since baneposting began
Gabriel Howard
We were born in it, molded by it.
Easton Lee
Based, baneposting is the only thing that's keeping Yea Forums from going to absolute shite.
Julian Lopez
hopefully someone forced their child to watch the plane scene over and over again
Landon Johnson
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Jose Smith
Ian Gonzalez
What the next step of your complementation plan?
Luke Gomez
Bzzzzz?
Cameron Anderson
kek
Hudson Reyes
According to all known laws aviation there's no way he could fly any good
Kevin Long
Crashing these AT fields
With no survivors
Juan Baker
/k/ probably would
Liam Johnson
Parker Morgan
Why would you sting a bee before throwing it out of a hive?
Lucas Smith
>you're a big guy
>for you
Logan Perez
That's a big file...
Jordan Morris
you're too big to get off the ground
Colton Campbell
>crashing this page
Evan Wright
Brayden Hernandez
i think my favorite part is when bane specifies that he will crash the plane "with no survivors". why would he say that?
Alexander Long
Technically, everyone on board dies at some point during the movie.
Nolan Roberts
...
Jeremiah Parker
U U U U
Nolan Campbell
Yea Forums isnt even my main board but the smile from a banepost has kept me going from time to time
Carson Bell
based
Caleb Morales
Bravo Nolan
Jackson Morgan
good to hear user.
if you end it all, do it the land of mouse.
till then try making a bane post yourself
Brandon Lopez
CIA, it's Bane, The Masketta Man. You're an agent so I think you should know: I've crashed a lot of planes. Some private jets over the Atlantic uh, some concords maybe 5 or 10 um a Legacy 600 I met in Luton Airport. I left it in the Thames. I crashed a Boeing 747, with no survivors, and some biplanes uh with a dog-fighter last week. I crashed another plane, I had to, it almost landed safely and uh something else there I can't remember maybe a private jet, but it's a smoldering wreck too. And Flight 9525. I crashed Flight 9525 right into a mountain, the chassis is burning on the side of Massif des Trois-Évêchés. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've crashed maybe 20 planes, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the passengers have seen the tapes. I even, um... I broke some of their spines. Tonight I, uh, I just had to crash a LOT of planes. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a sick Bane. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at the Flight Plan, so you know, keep your eyes open.
Christian Perez
Now’s not the time for oblivion.
That comes later.
Wyatt Butler
>make post
>get a for (You)
>smile on the inside
Nathaniel Barnes
Josiah King
Who's a good guy? Who's a good guy?
Jaxon Watson
Nice
Jeremiah Bailey
Julian Cook
>444
David Morris
SO BANE - AND THAT'S THE BLOODY THING ABOUT BANE - HE REPRESENTS CHAOS, IN FACT, HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS, AND IN CONTRAST, WE HAVE CIA, WHO REPRESENTS ORDER, ROUGHLY SPEAKING. BUT CIA, IN HIS BITTER RESENTMENT, IN HIS-HIS POSTMODERN CULTURAL MARXIST IDEOLOGY, HE TRIES TO TAME THE CHAOS - AND THAT'S A BAD IDEA MAN, IT'S LIKE-IT'S LIKE IF YOU TRIED TAMING FIRE, IT'S JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU BURNT. BUT CIA, HE TRIES ANYWAY, MOTIVATED BY A LUST FOR POWER - AND IT'S LIKE - GOD ITS SO SAD - ITS LIKE YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY! YOU'RE NOT A BIG GUY, AND NO POSTMODERN RATIONALIZATION WILL CHANGE THAT. THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR. THE SCIENTIFIC LITERATURE IS EXPLICIT ON THIS MATTER. AND SPEAKING OF TAMING FIRE - WHAT HAPPENS BY THE END OF CIA'S 'EXPERIMENT'? THE FIRE IS NOT TAMED, QUITE THE OPPOSITE, IT'S ACTUALLY RISING. AND THIS DEMONSTRATES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN THE 20TH CENTURY. AND IT'S LIKE SOLZHENITSYN WRITES IN THE GULAG ARCHIPELAGO - THE BLOODY MARXISTS ATTEMPTED TO QUELL FIRE, BUT IN DOING SO THEY MERELY FUELED IT. AND WELL ACTUALLY, THEY DID QUITE A BIT MORE. YOU CAN'T PRETEND TO BE A BIG GUY IF YOU'RE NOT. WE TRIED THAT EXPERIMENT IN THE 20TH CENTURY, AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA MAN! AND IT. IS. NOT. A. ROUTE. YOU. WANT. TO. GO. DOWN.
Juan Nguyen
BONE?
Leo Cruz
This but unironically.
Jackson Nelson
tell me about the lobsters
Owen Anderson
Jace Campbell
perhaps he's wondering why someone would give a dog a bone before throwing it out of a plane?
Zachary Gonzalez
Excellent
Blake Wright
>What does Bane want? For the moment, Bane wants to kidnap Dr. Pavel. Bane, of course, already had Dr. Pavel in his custody, but his plan to kidnap Dr. Pavel involves faking Dr. Pavel’s death at the hands of the CIA and vanishing without a trace. The only way to accomplish this, in Bane’s view, is to stage a staggeringly complicated plane-to-plane passenger transfer, complete with a blood transfusion performed while dangling inside the verticle cabin of a crippled aircraft, while trained assassins shoot at him. Bane, obviously, is, if nothing else, a daring man, who, like the Joker and Ra’s Al Ghul, has fanatical henchmen gladly willing to die for him. “The fire rises,” he says to one of his henchmen, and, to Dr. Pavel, “Now’s not the time for fear, that comes later,” tying together the themes of the Begins and Knight. He mentions nothing about ice, but that comes later.
Caleb Brooks
>From the creator of Inception, a theme of deception. Bane deceives the CIA Man, Gordon deceives the people of Gotham, Selina deceives Alfred, Bruce deceives everyone, including himself. Someone once said, “Drama begins with a deception, and when the deception is revealed the drama is over.”
Carson Foster
Sometimes little deceptions can bring joy
Luis Williams
If I threw that ball would you fetch?
Parker Wilson
Kek.
Joshua Barnes
General motors I'm GTR.
David Johnson
N-nani?!
Andrew Allen
>tfw 3.6 big guys
Easton Russell
I would be extremely playful
Eli Green
Dylan Murphy
ARGHH *BLUB BLUB* HARGGHHHHH
Christopher Sanders
The thread watcher lighting up with a (You) alert id the only thing that keeps me going, and I haven't even resorted to shitty bait posts yet.
Nathan Bailey
CIA code language
Nolan Martin
You’re a good boy...
Camden Garcia
KEK
Chase Jones
you're a big guy
Dylan Stewart
For you, brother.