We've had a couple of decent threads detailing the rampant promiscuity at Dunder Mifflin. Last time we even had a 'guy' claiming if you pound his gf's backdoor that that doesn't constitute cheating. Previous thread:
Angela cheated on Dwight, Andy, and the Senator, lied to two guys about parentage
>Pam cheated on Roy with Jim, broke up Jim and Karen, apparently intended to cheat on Jim with the sound guy
>Phyllis gave up a baby and used to be called Easy Rider
>Holly slept with 7 dudes in one year, and seems to enjoy tormenting beta cucks
>Erin jumped back and forth between Gabe and Andy, and cheated on Andy with Pete; also started molesting that stranger at Dave and Buster's
>Meredith routinely had sex with sailors, vendors, and even terrorists, and openly offered to rim Pete
The list goes on
The Office
More lewd pam please
Just like at the Finer Things Club, lewds are rewards for discussion. This discussion is about how most of the women of The Office are evil whores.
Oh agreed, and it's presented so casually. Angela was a straight and narrow Christian prude who devolved into quite possibly the worst person in the office, and no one really cared and went back to normal like she hadnt strung two people along and likely ruined their lives.
>that BLACKED Office episode
Truly ahead of times
Was she naked in the pic or was it just a "hot and sexy" magazine cover?
You really cant stop thinking about black cocks, can you?
Who the fuck cares about the sex life of stupid characters of a cringe tv show?
I want to see jenna getting DP'd
Agree
Even for shitposting this is a new low
The Office is the best show ever made
get some taste
It was presented fairly realistically, in that the darkie involved was Stanley, an obese diabetic philanderer. This was meant to show that in this day and age, women don't really feel shame anymore and will literally rutt with anything. Stanley having affairs was just one of many plotlines where the show forced the viewer to confront the fact that female promiscuity is way out of control.
So, I've been going through The Office again, and it's really having an effect on my fantasies. Lately, I've been thinking about scenes between Pam and Erin.
I'd prefer to play Erin in this scene, but I can be convinced to play Pam, given the right circumstances. I'll post a few ideas, but feel free to tell me some of yours as well.
Pregnant Pam: Pam is pregnant with her first child, and is feeling neglected by Jim, but her hormones are also making her incredibly horny. Erin picks up on Pam's dilemma, and offers to help her out after work. Erin shows Pam the things she learned from growing up in foster homes, how they would make the kids feel better when they're feeling unloved.
Bi Pam: When Pam was attending art school, there were a few nights where she had a bit too much to drink and ended up experimenting with some girls. Of course, she would never tell Jim about her indiscretions, but she also is finding it hard to keep her desires at bay. One night, after helping Erin tackle a huge pile of paperwork, she finds herself not wanting to go home so soon...
Blackmailed Pam: Just how far did Pam take things with Brian, the boom mic operator? How far is she willing to go to make sure Erin doesn't show Jim the evidence?
These are just a few ideas, and like I said, I'd like to hear yours as well. As you may have noticed, there is a general theme of Erin being dominant to Pam. If you'd prefer me to play Pam, I will request that I still play as dominant, only now as Pam.
Other kinks I enjoy, but don't necessarily have to be added: masturbation, forced orgasms, toys, anal, large insertions, fisting, rough play, futa (with me as futa), incest, ageplay, and much more.
I'm not a fan of blood, feet, toilet, or beasts.
Please don't have your first message be the start of the scene, I'd like to discuss things with you first and find out what each of us is looking for.
Hope to hear from you soon!
Yeah it's weird how she faced no consequences for any of the shit she did. Even Andy seemed ok with it, for whatever reason he was angrier at Dwight than he was at her.
People are slowly coming to the realisation that Jan did nothing wrong
DP is for borderline faggots. A threesome involves at least two women or its gay.
Jan's first husband was a jew ("Gould"). She then made Michael Scott dress up like a school girl during sex (as he admitted in the episode where he took the office sluts to the mall), and she was cheating on him with that fag Hunter at Dunder Mifflin Corporate. She unironically deserved death.
>She'll never ask you if you're finished yet as you plow into her
Why live?
That bugged me, the cucking and leading him on, everyone was friends again, her and andy, andy and dwight like it was nothing
I usually get screams of "OH FUCK IT HURTS PLEASE FINISH IT HURTS SO BAD ARE YOU GONNA CUM OH FUCK" from women because I insist on shoving it up their bums.
I'll make it an anal train if you keep that up
The more this show is analyzed the more disgusting it truly is. Thinking of it presented as a comedy only makes it even more of a horror.
Women being evil, mindless whores seems to be a recurring plot element of the series. Even Erin, who started off as the naive innocent chick, became a detestable slut within like five episodes.
So you ARE gay. Why would you want other dudes there during sex? Why would you want to share?
Which is the point of these threads. If you actually analyze the show, there are very few characters who aren't actively, intentionally evil.
She looks like she wants her face glazed and her shirt ruined.
underutilised mommy tbeh
I wanted to see her get treated like a complete slut, so getting rammed and used like that appealed to me in the moment. Plus yeah, two dicks pumping her cunt as she screams is hot to me.
I love Jennaposting
She does user, better give her what she wants
She already IS slut. And the desire for two dicks to be touching is gay. We were discussing the wickedness of the women of the Office, I hadn't considered bring up Oscar's disgusting crimes.
It was such a stark deviation from everyone being a little odd and abrasive to eachother, but not awful people at the end of the work day. Workplace hijinks turned into shitty people so quick, which is fine in iasip because that's the shtick, but the office characters turned into irredeemable characters so soon while being presented as nice and loveable
Hey I wouldnt complain about crossing swords if it was in the name of breaking jenna
Begone, sodomite.
This. After awhile you start wondering if the show is actually about hell just none of the character know it.
What exactly does it mean to be a bad person?
What's the sluttiest jen has ever looked?
Going to think worse thoughts now
Well stringing along your coworker while being engaged would be a start. Then cheating on your fiance with said coworker, who you've talked to your mother about being attracted to. Then when the coworker moves on wrecking his relationship. Or following your dream of going to art school in New York, drinking with a fat guy who likes you while your new boyfriend is in Scranton, and failing your classes. Then getting upset when after you marry the guy, he starts a business to support your family, following his dream in another city. And beginning flirtation with the sound guy eerily reminiscent of your early flirtations with your current husband. Oh and sneaking off to drink with said sound guy alone at his house. These might be considered "bad person" indicators, Jenna.
Repent.
Gonna repent into some tissues over jenna taking 3 in the pink at once.
Michael Scott is also a horrible person. He's clearly "bisexual". He tries to force people to be his friends and has no sense of boundaries. He's been cucked numerous times, yet still fucks that married slut from Dave and Buster's. He ruins every event he goes to. He tries to start a cult at one of the conference room meetings, during which he tries to think of what he should sacrifice to a demon he made up. And possibly worst of all, he intentionally reproduces with Holly, a mentally unstable, sadistic whore.
ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!
imagine how much of a slut she is to choose scott as her new fucktoy
lets do this again
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I'll take it, anyone wanna double dick her?
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>when Erin was an innocent little girl with jammie jams and socks and wanted to play sexy times with Andy
fuck that cuck for passing that up, shit got me so diamonds
rolllllllllllll
I remember almost none of these characters
Scarn.
Remember earlier in the series it's clear that Pam has been telling her mom about Jim on the phone, both before her first visit ("ooooo, which one's Jim?") , and before Jim and Pam kiss. At no point does she advise her daughter not to cheat on her fiance, she is implied to actually encourage. Then she has sex with Michael Scott. Some women are such stupid sluts it's hard to see them as human beings.
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The award show with conan o'brian featuring lost, 24, the office etc. was the best shit ever
Anyone willing to post some jenna fakes? Need something to look at after this abortion of a thread
yeah that was with the frist actress for the role of the mom. mothers accept and encourage those sex secrets about their daughters fantasizing about other their official providers, they think it is a an intimate bonding between mom and daughter. it is this or talking about food recipes.
>00-03: Hands on your thighs while sucking
>04-07: Sucking only, no touching with hands
>08-11: Would tickle your balls, stick a finger up your bum
>12-15: Would tug on your balls, but too hard
>16-19: A few quick lip-only puffs before stopping
>20-23: Wet sloppy sucks, tongue all the way up your ass
>24-27: Too much teeth
>28-31: Too much teeth, but intentionally
>32-35: Heavenly soft sucking while she cradles the shaft in her tiny hands
>36-39: Hard pumping and opening wide for the moneyshot
>40-43: Deep throating while squeezing your ass hard
>44-47: Sucks head only while pumping shaft
>48-51: Hummer while trying to make you come as fast as possible so she can get back to work
>52-55: Sucks on your balls
>56-59: Asks you if it feels good, daddy
>60-63: Lazy sucking while playing with her phone
>64-67: A few tugs then asks "are we married now"
>68-71: Slow oil handjob she learned from hegre art
>72-75: Things you haven't even dreamed of
>76-79: "Ugh no I don't like that"
>80-83: Lots of tongue
>84-87: Asks you to pee on her
>88-91: "I-I'm kind of embarrassed.. I've never done that before..."
>92-95: Can't figure out what to do with it
>96-99: Exactly the right amount of teeth
I'd forgotten how open he is about the traumatic rapes he's committed.
Breaking them of this is such a nuisance. The easiest way is to make your girl see her mother as a whore who has always wanted to drag her down too. Given today's women that's usually not that hard.
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Whew
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it really is all so tiresome isn't it?
go
Rolling for trap dwight
women care
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Please god not kelly
hm
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Rholing for Pam
give me karen
retrying
rfel
Someone hot
Please no sluts please no sluts
You DID see the chart, right?
Cmon 99
Jordan, and Karen arent sluts.
I was about to say Val too but then I realized Daryl was openly flirting with her and she let it happen then left her boyfriend for him.
BEEP. BEEP. INCEL THREAD DETECTED. PLEASE HAVE SEX.
I wasn't saying they all were, but almost all. Esther isn't a slut. Val definitely is. So Esther, Karen, and possibly Brenda aren't sluts? And maybe Jordan?
Nice
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Esther is the purest of them all.
Karen got homewrecked by Pam then immediately found a husband and had kids.
Jordan we can only speculate about.
Is Fannie a virtuous widow or did she just divorce her husband after she couldn't hack it with the "city people"
>one away from Donna Noble
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Esther is one of the hottest girls on the show. Dwight cemented the ongoing worries about his mental state by dumping her for Angela.
You alright man?
Wish me luck
I can't believe I watched this show and thought these characters were charming or funny.
After a third go through you realize they're all fucking despicable and mentally ill.
An user wrote up a sequel series idea for correcting this and tying up dangling plotlines called The Hunt in the first thread (this is thread 3 or 4)
Only if its double vaginal, anal is gross
>t. Oscar Martinez
Not too many good choices, but shoot me
Erin is hot at least
FEET ROLL
Have sex: the thread.
>Jordan
she wanted to be fucked by jim in a deleted scene
>Karen
Karen has chosen to be fucked by a guy in a bar then she was pregnant from him
Really?
Please!
Dubs and it happens for real
I do not know any of these people, but I would like to imagine one of them being interested in me, and maybe even loving me. Hopefully it is one of the younger, cuter ones, too, but I am not picky
As much of a whore as she, I don't think even she would stoop to sex with a negro.
>jenna thread
JUST
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cant believe how many tobys there are itt
I'm, uh, moving to Costa Rica! I think I'll hop the fence and jog home...
hehe
HIT ME
Should have had Beesley's sister
The blonde one was GORGEOUS, the one Dwight fucked looked like Ron Jeremy.
The real crime of "The Office" was trying to make Andy into a new Michael, then going overboard and making him a caricature of both himself AND Michael.
If you go back over it, after like season 2 none of the adult characters behave like decent people at all with maybe like 2 exceptions. They're all basically monsters trapped together, then Jim starts a business and it spreads. Even at the press event, you can see that most of the audience members who ask questions are filth too.
It's not that extreme.
It's just that the show began to fuck up after Michael left, and it continued fucking up after Ultron got booted.
No, seriously, they all devolved into nearly inhuman pieces of shit. By the end of it nearly every main character would basically be a villain in most other series.
Maybe, but I'm not talking about that.
I'm more talking about how the show itself seemed to make itself hinge upon like three things at the end of the series: Angela and Dwight; Jim and Pam; and Andy.
John being forced to interact with her because of the Stanley Cup has been great. Also great how she refers to him as his character while he calls her Jenna
She's a psychotic whore.
hey the new issue of weird is out
rolling for jan
fuck everyone else
>Meredith
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT MY FATE
REROLL FOR JAN