They say if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Thing is, Ray, every man has his price...

They say if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Thing is, Ray, every man has his price, and crime doesn't pay. See what I mean?

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Ray, when I first got started in this business they told me: "never bite the hand that feeds you." So instead, I went and bit down on the leg. And now I'm opening up my own fucking Asian themed restaurant...sushi, dumplings, Chinese beef with assorted vegetable...stuff like that...it's located across the road from the Midtown mall...

Tomorrow is another day Ray. But how do we move forward when tomorrow never comes? Caspere knew this

I don't stick my nose in things I'm not supposed to, but don't walk around like your shit don't stink.

Remember this: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That's why I never do anything out of hunger

You know Osip, this reminds me of that saying. A watched pot never boils. But if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen, and if you walk in on me preparing dinner one more fucking time I'm going to take my eyes off the pot and pour it all over your commie kike face

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>How's your kid doing Ray
>Good... yeah
>They say the apple never falls far from the tree. I'd like to believe that Ray. And if an apple a day keeps the doctor away then you've got to keep him as close as you possibly can. And make sure he doesn't go to medicine school.

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Every dog has his day. Well it's a dog eat dog world, and I'm a fucking chinaman

Caspere died with five million of my cash in his pocket. Some say don’t put all your eggs in one basket, well, I saw a goose laying golden eggs and started counting the chickens before they hatched.

I didn't need a refresher on how shitty season 2 was OP, but thanks for the effort anyway

fucking kek

Sometimes I think there’s no accounting for taste. On the other hand, there are none so blind as those that will not see, and if you can’t see season two for the kino that it is you are an unabashed fucking pleb. Caspere knew this

Get out while the going is good, that's what they say. But when the going gets tough, the tough gets going, so when the tough gets good you know you're onto something. I guess what I'm trying to say is a well done steak can still be done correctly.

My pops used to thrash me within an inch of my life if he'd been down the bottom of a bottle too long. They say time is a great healer and time is money, well, the doctor hasn't been so I guess I have to start paying for better health insurance

kek

ugh

Some people, Raymond, they never touch a drop of water, still get hung out to dry. Caspere knew this, and they strung him up on a clothesline. Tell you one thing, I may be soaking wet, but I ain't got no intention of ending up at the fucking dry-cleaner.

bump

They say you can't reach higher ground if all you do is keep pushing others down. You buy that, Ray? Because let me tell, the only way I've climbed this far is by building on others I put down. I'm a fucking architect, Ray.

you wanna squab, punk?

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based

They say be careful what you wish for, Ray. I say, be careful what others wish for. That's why I've hired every fucking Santa in this city. I'm gonna see it all coming a mile away.

never do anything hungry, ray. not even eat. unless is that fucking chinamen. ill eat him raw, like kobayashi. caspere knew this.

khe sanh motherfucker

you know what they said, ray. dont throw the baby with the bath water. i think otherwise: drown the little bastard. asspen knew this.

>"Scarred money don't make none, huh, Ray? That's why I wash the dirty money before ironing out the details! And Caspere knew this!"

>tfw this might be the best Vinceposting I came up with so far

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two wrongs dont make a right, ray. but im left handed. casper knew this.

they say don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. but what do you do when the mole's in cahoots with every goddamn creature in the animal kingdom and they're building a fucking mount everest of paper maiche right on your doorstep

It takes one to know one but it also takes two to tango. Caspere knew this

And three's a crowd. What do you say about that Ray goddamnit

they say money doesnt grow on trees, ray. but i dont buy it. ill check for myself. im a curious george. cheeta knew this.

I'm so close Ray. Where there’s a will, there’s a way, but William keeps ignoring my calls

sometimes i think that im still alone, on that dark basement. i did some changes, theres a jukebox now. a nespresso, cookies, cable. even a xbox one. you should come, ray. you can bring the mexican fugly bartender, she must have a mean bj. kenny powers knew this.

You know, there's safety in numbers, but I was never very good at maths in school

I once dated this farm girl, she asked me to fuck her in the ass. But an ass is a donkey. And once I'd fucked her donkey in the ass I wasn't going back to that loosy goose farmgirl pussy. Caspere knew this.

you're terrible at this

>YWN have a fugly Mexican bartender crush on you
Why even live?

You know Blake, I could kill you where you stand right now, but I've got bigger fish to fry. And there's plenty of fish in the sea my friend

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what was the point of the fugly mexican bartender, it literally goes nowhere like half of the """""plot"""""

Come on Osip, you want to close this deal don't you? Enough discussion. They say the devil's in the details, and speak of the devil and he shall appear

Where there’s smoke there’s fire. And I lit the goddamn match

sorry user, still shit

Got me.

You gotta know how to handle a clip, Ray. In fact, everyone should know how to handle a clip. People who don't are the one getting clipped everyday in this hellhole. Caspere knew this.

underrated.
Vinceposting was wayy to smart to last

You think I would just do that, Ray? Beat my girl within an inch of her life? The only time I raised my hand to a woman was at a Celine Dion concert, Raymond, and you best believe I raised them both.

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The actual one about coffee and sugar and never losing a tooth is far more ridiculous than the made-up memes

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When I was a kid they told me to shoot for the moon so if I miss I'll still land among the stars. Well right now I'm Apollo 13 and we've got a fucking problem, Houston.

Magnificent...

Raymond, they tell me that good things come to those who wait. But I've been busting my ass serving food and drinks all night and nobody's given me a fucking tip.