What's next for Amy's career?

What's next for Amy's career?

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Hopefully sitting on my face.

That's a big ass pussy brehs

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A transition of some sort.

Hating white men for giving her life her phone her Twitter her career her baby and so on

Coming back into comedy in 30 years for nostalgia fags only to be forgotten soon after

She literally just pooped a baby out of it.

What the fuck isn’t that?

By the looks of it a heart attack or stroke.

>Amy Schumer fans

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no amount of money or proxy fame would make me touch her. And im a loser neet who lives at home.

diabetes and/or heart disease

Someone should tell pint-size here that short men are gross lol

What is the emotion that this male actor is trying to emote?

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'She was a solid 6 ten years ago, WTF happened?'
It's a face seen on too many men's faces a decade into marriage.

Oh fuck I've been discovered

Manlets can't control their height, but fatties can control their weight. No one should be made fun of for something he has no control over. But it's open season for fatasses.

Used to work with this guy who was like 6-8 but fat as fucking shit. Dude was a fucking hoss. I'm scrawny and like 5-9 and he used to always make fun of me for being little. One day I said "at least I'm not a fatass" and literally got fired cuz he was butthurt and told our boss. Fuck fat people.

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>hiking is walking down a dirt road

You hateful antisemites. There's obviously a very respectfully Jew reason behind the name.
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I don't see how that's possible unless he was personal friends with your boss. Just explain that he was bantering about you being small so you threw back a fatty joke.

Yeah if you're on a road you're obviously not hiking, unless you're hitchhiking. Not that I'm an avid outdoorsman or anything, but the last trail I did was the Indian Stairwell in Red River Gorge in Kentucky. It was fun if you're nimble and able, but not overly difficult.

youtube.com/watch?v=A2Svdch0i9E

I never brought up what he said to me. It was retail and I didn't give a shit. They asked me if I said it and I said yeah and that was that. Boss was cool and told me he'd give me a good reference cuz I worked my ass off, but that I had to go. I said it's cool man, shook his hand and peaced out. It was a shit job.

yeah I'm almost certain hiking involves uneven natural surfaces, walking down the road is just walking down the road

>I JUST FUCKED A PIG

fuck off adl im not clicking your link

>why yes i care about what the comedian does in their personal life as much as their comedy how could you tell
and no i don't like schumer but why the fuck does Yea Forums give a shit

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why do you guys still give this pig attention, its clear she only does this kind of "wacky" shit so she can so desperatly stay in the lime light, i mean its really sad but stop giving this irrelevent pig attention untill she does somthing worthwhile for it

OP probably wants to shit on Amy because she's a bitch

Allah give me strength

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Whata fat pussy

women are so mind fucked and spoiled they think they can just give up on life if they actually do have a kid.

I miss my grandmother bro. She worked in a mill until she was like 50, watched basketball, and cursed all the time.

she is absolutely bat shit insane

What a luxurious bedroom. My wife and her boyfriend had to share a room of 6 with only a drape wall and limited healthcare. Fuck this gay ass earth

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Jesus. I'm fat as fuck but I bet her waist size is bigger than mine.

>trying to post uglier actress
can't

why is she covering one eye? illuminate signal?

Is that fucking plywood?

yo wtf is going on with her puss

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>tfw this site still likes wh*Te or as*An girls

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How can whites even compete?

What a whore

wh*Tes never could compete it's only suburb bois on this site that have never seen a queen

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>t. Stephanie, single mom, 1

>Gene Attell
>genital
>muh vagina!
Why is she like this?

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Are Americans really so fat they need stairs to get into bed?

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some skinny to cancel the thicc

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Those are for small pets to walk up you asshole

don't take the bait newfag /pol/tard and post black girls

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What's going on here? Sound?

Here's the cuck husband who marred this thing. It's safe to say Amy is his beard, and she was so desperate she played along because he's a rich guy and nobody wants to fuck her anyway

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you know what's going on here

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What career?

Amy is a shitty caricature straight from the nightmares of R. Crumb.

shee needs to rape me already

In retail client is a king unfortunatelly

I wanna slap her milkers around

Fat woman spotted

Is that seriously her name
?

HI IT'S ME

How much farther down this road can she go before her fans start to question her sanity?

Women like this need to be appropriately shamed for sexual harassment

well if you combine it with her last name it's even worse. i thought it was a joke to...

iwant lixk her fat pusy still

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>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

First wierd thing is her having fan, second is having a kid, who bangs that ?

She is probably ignorant of exercise and burning calories. I mean she could walk a few miles and never get her heart rate up. After, woof down a bag of whopper Jr's as a reward.

Who's what?

shame

Why is she carrying her freshly shaved pubic hairs like a Gucci bag?

Pushing around her son Fuck M’Butt

>Amy Schumer fans
The what now?

Get some self respect, faggot

oh lord

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Why do black women always wave in that way where they just open and close their hands

Never mind your why, why ain't in your repertoire no more nigga

Oy vey is she hiding a monster shlong in those there panties?

>hiking

Why would you share this? This whole "I'm sick of curated online presences, this is who I really am, no makeup, no pose bad lighting, and tired because of motherhood." meme. At least Instagram sluts still keep a semblance of a personal life, these retards just air it all out and destroy any semblance of privacy for a few "yass kween slaayyy" comments on social media.

She married a legit autist to avoid getting called out for her behavior
So, who knows

Found the manlet.
You are correct, but you are also a manlet

SEETHING

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its called burl, thing is probably $5000

You're fucking kidding me

>implying amy schumer has fans
>implying they actually care about her hiking in underwear
>implying they're "divided," meaning that some camp is pro amy schumer hiking in underwear
what did page six mean by this?
also that pusy is absolutely massive what the fuck

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Amy is a MtF tranny

>caring

i feel like her home should be much more tasteful given how much money she has made in her career

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base-
wait for it
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>her pussy
no that's fat, you'd have to push it aside to get to her pussy

>black
>pretty face
>pear shaped figure
>big ass
>flat chest
oh lawdy. who is this?

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but it doesn't look like a conventional FUPA or gut that hangs over the pusy. it looks like all the sub-q fat just runs continuously into the labia majora. weird

good to she's got her pre-pregnancy figure back

>Dave Attell
I thought they had to memory hole him for his jokes about retards and midgets?

Oh, I’m definitely very PRO Amy Schumer hiking in bra and panties.

We call it a gunt boys, common in elementary school teachers

Have America perfected the Kaiju genre with the Godzilla and Pacific Rim films?

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perfect body proportions

>The Amy Schumer Gates on the edge or Zion

She looks like Donald Trump after a year on hormones *dabs on pol AND reddit*

NIKKI BLONSKY FROM HAIRSPRAY

based snake man

you are gross