This is a great movie

This is a great movie.

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I made a great poopy

Why are we walking like this?

Good script but shit acting and direction

It looked a bit goopey

The smell made me a bit loopy.

It's a shit script only made watchable by the fact no one in the movie is an actor

I'm one of the assholes who likes it, and even I wouldn't ever characterize Clerks as a "great" film.

Waaah I'm not a kid anymore the movie

No

Yes

As a stand alone, sure.
But Kevin is still a hack

Its enjoyable only in an indie sense. Nothing is amazing but if you know appreciate the slice of life aspect the film presents its quite good. That being said Smith has nosedived from the shallow end of the pool into a far shittier territory as of late

Maybe. I don't know.

OP here, It obviously isn't a masterpiece of film. It's got flaws but what do you expect from a debut. The reason I said it's great is because of the obvious passion made towards this movie and it shows.

I liked it when silent bob was tonguing jay's asshole for like 10 minutes nonstop. very bold choice.

OP here, This is the only Kevin Smith film I like. Everything else is either trash (Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob strikes back) or wasted potential (Chasing Amy, Dogma)

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

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Agree

Also agree

I read a book that interviews several directors about how they made their first movie. Kevin Smith’s story about making Clerks is the best one. The guy put everything on the line and worked his ass off to make that movie while expecting it to go nowhere, he just wanted to check off make a movie from his bucket list.
He’s a fat piece of shit but I admire what he’s done.

OP here, I love gay sex too it feels good to get my asshole reamed by big sweaty men who look like my dad.

Kevin Smith is a big fat faggot, but I respect him for two reasons:

1.) One day before he was successful he said to himself "I'm going to make a movie" and then he just did it

2.) One day after he became successful he told himself "I am going to wear jorts and hockey jerseys for the rest of my life" and then he just did it

I actually liked parts of Clerks 2, but the film itself is mostly filled with unfunny shit.

I almost liked Red State, and had they filmed the original ending I would have loved it.

>Trying to ruin my, the OG OP's, reputation

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