His favorite film is Blade Runner 2049

>have bald character
>make it female
>it suddenly has hair
Justify this shit.

>his entire top 10 is "coincidentally" nothing but post-1970 films that are all part of crime/sci-fi/fantasy/action genres

>his favorite movie is Blade

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dilate

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You just described this board.

hey she's hot and qt. frick u

Based

Get her honkman

Just imagine if my wife had enough hair on the side of her head to braid like that. Would be pretty fucking sweet, guys. I fucking hate women.

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Okay, now this is based

One of the perks of being homosexual is, amongst other things, the ability to completely reject a woman who argues with her holes.
Just think about it for a second. Women who do this are likely the most manipulative, parasitic creatures to exist, only ever moving forward and succeeding in life by fucking their way into positions of importance through their "charms" and "looks". And then, by some divine comedy, along comes a man who has genuinely no interest in her holes, cares not for the sexuality of her body, or the traditionally agreed upon beauty of her face.
What can this woman do, when faced with such a man? Her main method of arguing simply does not work, it is not possible. What then? Point out I'll never have biological children? Tell me to die of AIDS? Sorry hun, that's homophobic and it's 2019 :). It truly makes them wretch inside, and you can see the vain attempt to hide their frustration and fury boil in their eyes. The only thing they can do, of course, is make some half-hearted comment about how "cool" it is that I'm gay, and we should totally go shopping together!
Yeah, sorry, but I had other plans. Like fucking that guy you've been eyeing all night, hoe.

A fine Ryan Gosling kino

OLD THING GOOD

lel

Haha

Only black chicks and natalie portman can pull bald off

Why is there a wojak version of sakura from naruto?

imagine what goes on in the head of the person that make shit like this

I have yet to see a female pull off bald desu

>honk honk
there you go.

>when he agrees to spend all weekend watching every adaptation of pride and prejudice

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WOW! HOT a What Baabhabhiat

>another action man saves the president movie

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show pink pusy

>his favorite movie is john wick 1 2 or 3
>his favorite movie mad max fury road

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K

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>last time he went to the cinema was in 2007

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU PINK HAIRED DADDY ISSUES WHORE

>his favourite movie is the fifth element
>what do you think of?
Pop it, D-man.

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w-wow

Longer hair is practically a secondary sex characteristic in women. If you make her bald you might as well leave off all other indicators of being female, which just brings you back to regular plain wojak. Then you just have gay male wojak memes proliferating because it's a guy coded figure expressing female concepts rather than a girl coded figure.

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I think it's fun how immediately these images trigger Yea Forums

What has been your guys experience watching BR2049 with women? I just did it the other night and she "didn't get it"

so who’s got porn of her

>motherfucking "Boats"

I've posted this a bunch before, but when I saw BR2049 in the cinema, the only people there other than me was a group of 3 women and the second the credits started one of the women suddenly stood up and loudly exclaimed "WELL THERE'S TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK". Not even kidding.

Based and blackpilled

HONK

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>"didn't get it"

The movie is about alienation in society, and how the only companionship is commercialized. Love and sex are something you buy. There's no intimacy or love in the world. It's a nightmare world.

If you're a guy who listened to twitch girls to feel less lonely you'll get it. Women literally can't get it.

hey ya, it's me, Imoen

Why do whites make this face?

Now THATS what I call BASED & HONKPILLED

It means “I can’t say nigger but I’m thinking it”

Yer a queer fellow

I wanna fuck your pseudo vagina

What the fuck why doesn't that black dude have genitals and why is that white guy touching him like that?

>when she doesnt wink her asshole for your pleasure

cumdumped, blocked, and ghosted

Why do you hate women?

why wouldnt you?

As if a woman would even be capable of ushering much less understanding those words.
Waste not your time with these weak minded THOTs Lord Giga Chad.

god i wish that were me

They seem nice

My favourite movie is Ctankep :)

>wanting some guy playing with your vagina and butt
Faggot

Memes aside can you explain to me why I can't understand that movie? I actually like it too the acting is great. Am I just letting a shitpost get to me or is there some kind of truth to what you're saying?

I love black chicks but no, they cannot pull off bald. No chick can pull off bald. Hair is essential to a female's attractiveness.

Still some men of taste on Yea Forums

They have tities I can squeeze and a pusy I can fuck.

>patrish watches old and new thing of all genres
>pleb only watches new things and pleb genres
>tries this meme
obv new and pleb. try /r/movies where you can talk about john wick all you want, plebbo

Why would I?

>stood up and loudly exclaimed "WELL THERE'S TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK"
Even in their stupid complaint, they admit they were texting for 40 minutes

I’m dying laughing. Thank you.

Nah, I've heard too many of them say off-the-wall retarded shit to believe this.

this

underrated post

Unironically rape yourself why watching Ryan Gosling then. You know you want to.

Thank you Honkler, very cool!

I kind of hate this too.

They can't love.

I watched ten minutes of the movie and said, 'jesus, it's even shittier and more boring than the first one'.
Suck it Yea Forums

tits render you unable to grasp higher art

No, actually it's Gladiator, you dumb bitch.

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Daily reminder

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You know you can buy actual pussy, right?
It's shit and unless you wish you were a naval officer in 1820, it won't hit home.
But you can hate them and still do that. Despite what the Soibois and Roasties here say, bitches are shit at telling when you hate them. They only know when you attract them and disgust them, and regularly confuse their disgust of you for you being disgusted by them--which is all the more reason to hate them.

Can someone make a "Mommy" version of this?

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>go to video game convention
>trannies dilating all over the place

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if br49 touched you in the deepest way, you're not watching enough movies, women have nothing to do with it

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>Dr. S

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Neither gender ranks any of the movie listed here in the top 20, tho.

OH nonono, look at the top of her head!

What the heck was his problem?

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

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nice

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Why is she so cute bros?

How do you know

Yea Forums is the most feminine board, chaddot

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You don't need to be a homosexual to reject women. (Even beautiful ones) you just need not to be a completely sniveling weakling.

Because it isn't

it's a trannie posting thee

>hmm perhaps after engaging in copious amounts of coitus I will draw a picture for my friends and I to share on a Serbian frycooking forum

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>It's the action president saves the president movie

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That makes it even hotter knowing a living breathing transvestite is reading my posts.

Are you a bug chaser?

imagine the smell

what does dilation mean?

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like...tears...in...rain

From my experience 3 different girls have told me that the movie sounds boring when we were talking about favorite movies. Never cared to explain why tho.

maybe if it reads enough of them it'll stop living and breathing

They put an object inside of their open wound in order to keep it open and stop their own body from trying to heal it by closing it up.

“Transsexual” “vagina” is just a hole that needs regular stretching (dilation) not to heal.

You can use women for sex and then reject them, no need to be a faggot and fuck other mens asses.

Have sex

Tranny surgery involves cutting the dick off and slicing a hole there. The body automatically tries to heal the hole and so trannies need to stick a dildo in there to tear the hole back open so the body doesn't heal it shut.

>haha i have a funny idea for a drawing
vs
>I AM A WOMAN, I AM TAKING PILLS, I CHOPPED MY DICK OFF
hmm...

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Have aids

OK, bend over

That sound like it is not natural at all but caused by a mental disease. Why trans people are treated like homosexuals when even in an animal kingdom there are gay animals but there are no trans animals?

I thought it is just a FemWojak and not a tranny meme?

exclusive homosexuality in animals is only found among domesticated populations

makes you think

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Yes, it's a femjak, but trannies post it. Just like the people who post anime girls. You think those are actually women?

Having to put up with dirty minorities ruining our societies but too civil to reosrt to anything forceful so we settle for this face

they are actually observed in natural habitat too, see the gay penguins

not exclusive

IM sure there are some femanons who are real girls and post anime girls. Its just they are mostly fat

it's 80 percent trannies 20 percent fat girls

>trans animals

I think male seahorses give birth, not sure

I saw a cute girl talking about nerd stuff like Resident Evil and she also has an anime avatar

based pleb filter judgemental gf

they can't feel any sexual pleasure after their transformation right?

IM talking about animals who identify as a different sex. Like a male dog acting like a bitch and trying to feed young with his male tits. This shit aint happening.

they carry the eggs and young
eggs are still laid by females and sprayed with semen by the males
wouldn't make them trans though

There are animals that change sex and animals that imitate the appearance of the opposite sex for various reasons.

I remember that Blue Planet 2 had a fish where the females give birth and then turn themselves into chadfish and go around impregnating other females.

>trannies post anime girls
lmao it's just weebs

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It really is a woman filter

It means I acknowledge you but I'm not going to fake a smile

>Just imagine if my wife

Rather not

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It's possible, I actually know (and briefly dated) one chubby femanon who posts here. But the majority are trannies. This place is crawling with trannies. You'd be disgusted if you knew just how many of the creatures lurked, especially before the anti-tranny sentiment that blew up over the past year and a lot of them scurried away in butthurt. But many still remain.

>her favorite film is German goo girls gone wild

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In fairness to the roasties, boredom is a hard thing to quantify. It's literally the absence of fun and engagement.

I agree, but don't think you understand the nature of faggotry.

I assumed they wanted to fuck the anime bitches in some odd, misguided belief that 2d>3d.
I knew a cute girl who liked to make funny voices and make Ahegao faces, and she wasn't on instagram, twitch or any of that shit. But they are rarer than chicken teeth.

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Do you know that stinging pain you get in your balls when reading horrible stuff?
All the way through here, Jesus Christ.
Of course I want these people to be happy, but fuck this kind of operation. Just get some tits and hormones and I will fuck your ass non-stop, but Jesus Christ, fuck this, fucking hell

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I care not

BASDE

fuck off back to pleddit. being anti anime is a bannable offense.

You should really go and see a doctor about that I don't think that's normal man

kek ive started making this face at whites. i think it triggers them when someone does it back

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>one day you will close your eyes for the last time

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>I-I-I'M GONNA TELL THE JANNY!!
lmfao

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>Blade Runner 2049
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MOVIE MORE RUINED BY /r9k/

THOSE FUCKING FAGGOTS

Are you really threatening a board known for constant shitposting and breaking all of the rules with a ban?

Why dont you check my balls, user

it means that anime is part of the site before you autists ever came. reporting people is fucking gay, but its even gayer trying to co op an anime site and trying to argue that anime is not part of Yea Forums

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Actually it's Taxi Driver ;)

my moms favorite movie is Master and Commander

I don't get it either, it kind of defeats the purpose.

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>forcing her to watch Apocalypse Now with me while we're both baked

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>Black Mirror_S5E1.jpg

noice

This is so accurate.

Don't care fuck anime lol

What is it with men and boats?

>dilation station

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gross

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My mother got up and left after 5 minutes. She got so bored she started to pester my father who hushed her.

imagine lifting her way-too-big titties and smelling the foul, disgusting smell. That man is crying on the inside

>confuses M&C: The Far Side of the World with Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
>pretends to be chad

Based

>Peckard

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HONK ON 'EM

man black and pink is a really wonderful color combination

B-but my favourite movie is The Third Man :C

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ahahahaha ohnonono
*inhale*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>pepagliacci

>I WANNA HAVE COOL MEMES LIKE THE BOYS TOO
Fuck off

>but sweetheart it's a female president

>femjak bait thread with br 2049
>500 replies bump limit sticky
>actual thread discussing br 2049
>page 10 4 replies

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>her

ah bloo bloo

Got em

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>ME TOO! ME TOO!

GAS THE FEMOIDS WHEN

Holy mother of BASED

HONK HONK!!

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Why yes, I DO love Blade Runner 2049, Alita: Battle Angel is a close second though

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we've already talked about the movies itself enough, baby bitch
it's time to tackle the surrounding topics such as women and their perceptions as we're obsessed with them

>There was a time your mom picked you up for the last time without any of you realizing it

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"hurr durr too long and boring"
"grungutta no understand"

>21 years old
>drink 1.5 liters of vodka
>share a bit with aunt
>16 year old cousin sister comes home
>me and aunt giggling about stupid shit
>get a brilliant idea of showing them a serbian film (just came out)
>last memory of the evening is me snuggling up to my drunk aunt
>aunt and cousin giggle at me the whole following day, refusing to say what happened

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Can I achieve this natty?

>tfw no auntwife

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cheers

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>cousin sister
cousin and sister at the same time?

>neckbeard fantasizing about being turbo chad.

Yea Forums at its finest I see.

i have seen the light

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hey guys we got some dilators for you but not enough so just wipe them down before the next guy.
-management

maybe because the movie sucks.

Thanks, I want to kill myself more now

>t. assblasted w*men

godlike

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SAUCE

there are a few thousand tranny surgeries a year. The odds of ever interacting with someone that is "dilating" are astronomical. Of course it isn't real. All of this tranny obsession faggotry is literal propaganda coming from ESL shills.

You're just a degenerate consumerist nigger. Swallow the yogurt retard.

It's not that. It means "I am smiling at you but I acknowledge that social niceties are inherently awkward because modern society has robbed both of us of the ability to display any genuine emotion and isn't that silly haha? What can you do *shrug*". And then once the two people have past each other the white person cringes inwardly and obsesses over the embarrassment he feels.

isn't it interesting how much """conservative""" polcels have indepth knowledge of what 3000 people do to themselves every year.

Do you ever NOT jerk off to trannies?

it wasn't that good dude

>there are a few thousand tranny surgeries a year. The odds of ever interacting with someone that is "dilating" are astronomical.
Unless you attend a games done quick event, in which case it's inevitable.

I wouldn't even mind for the few lost women on this board to have their own wojies but discord trannies? fuck that
no, you are not real women

Women, who dislike or even hate Blader Runner 2049 are simply jelous and hate JOI - the perfect depiction of perfect female partner to a heterosexual male. She takes care of him, she pays attention, she loves him AND is beautiful. Women can't even aspire to that and this awakens hate and jelousy in them. Modern women are garbage, go find yourself a girl from some rural village.

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Nice bro, nice.

wy are u gey?

It's disappointment.

is there any porn of these two? hot

Telling the details on trannies and faggots is the easiest way to convert normies against the acceptance of either, or at the very least, make them skeptical. Showing them video of the FtM or MtF surgeries also work very well. There's also David Reimer and Dr. John Money, AIDS Patient Zero, etc.

Actually The Notebook is pretty decent you dumb fucking idiot.

i loved it and my sister found it cool

Went to see it with my gf, she was a bit reluctant before, but then she loved it. She wanted to see it again and got interested in cyberpunk.

To be fair, both movies have tremendous detail if you watch the behind the scenes (Gun training in Wick + Mechanic/set design for Fury Road) which puts them on a higher pedestal than other popcorn flicks.

Transformers has it too yet no one gives it due credit.

Is this oc?

Ironic coming from a copied and pasted comment.

I unironically love the Shia Trilogy and quote them a lot around friends. 3rd movie is probably the most quotable because the first half is filled up with Sam struggling in life which leads to some great lines. Dude just has a knack for line delivery.

>Her entire identity is Harry Potter

well vidya was always for beta cucks

Your mom's a Chad, simple as that.

ok, now this is based

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>letting a girl dictate what you should and shouldn’t like
I’d bet money that anons like this are the same ones that need to bring up the fact they have a wife/gf as a status symbol too lmao

yikes, imagine being forced to chat with nasty incels on an imageboard because you have no friends in real life

ironic coming from a wojakposter

>she doesn't think the sopranos is the greatest thing in visual format

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A good fucking time that's what

So, what’s it like to live your whole life with zero humor and all political correctness preventing you from laughing at anything involving wahmen?

>serbian film
new born porn is what happened

Kek don’t date roasites idiot. I’ve had a few great gfs who actually loved film and knew more about it than me. My current gf is autistically obsessed with black and white movies and 1940s celebrities.

God I hate having jungle fever.

Yet we can measure the absence of heat, like things being cold. It's like you tried to be deep but didn't even think about what you were typing.

This is actually awesome and I’ve done it before however what would be more based is

>make her watch apocalypse now after a big tab of acid

Where did i go wrong guys?
>invite girl i just started seeing to stay the night
>get black out after two bottles of wine
>puke all night
>she helps me into bed
>cuddles with me
>try to fuck her but she stops me so i go back to sleep
>she leaves for work in the morning
>don’t text her for a day
>she asks me how i am
>tells me on our next date she was pissed i didn’t apologize to her
>two weeks later she still doesn’t want to have sex but still loves seeing me and is affectionate

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You didn't fuck her so she assumed you were gay.

Do you think you are morally correct with the way you’re delivering your message? I can’t tell with you people

On one hand, you think women are all virtuous and good. But on the other, you immediately start calling people friendless and losers. Is that something a “good person” would do?

Or something an opportunist that thinks he can bully his way to getting laid in the most pathetic way ever does?

If a dude is that thirsty, you may as well put a chastity belt on him and make him your Slave.

He’s beyond saving

sounds like you're doing fine, the attraction must be real if she overlooks that embarrassing episode and still makes herself available. just avoid getting drunk around her and otherwise b urself as it's evidently good enough for her.

She’s milking attention out of you while milking cum out of another few. You know this, I know this; stop wasting your time and move on.

Despite what popular media bombards is with 24/7 there are a lot of girls out there that don’t care much for others expect themselves and what they can gain from exploiting others; just like allots of men do. Shocking, I know

Based BR2049. /ourkino/

>No, actually it's Gladiator
Shit taste, dude

Why did you get black out drunk? You were supposed to be enjoying the time with her.