No man deserve's to be humiliated like this

No man deserve's to be humiliated like this.

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Castration would be better

>oh god, he's wearing a whole southern baptist preacher costume

context?

can someone explain how he was in the wrong?

wanting to have sex with a girl whos gone through puberty is a bad thing? THATS WHEN THEIR BODIES ARE SCREAMING TO HAVE SEX.

age laws are just so jamal and carlos can have their turn on your daughters first and whites get sloppy seconds and blown out roasties with kids they dont want.

white girls of breeding age are less then 2% of the population. white women are encouraged to date outside their race and fuck blacks. this guy is obviously suffering from the race displacement

YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM

lad showed up for some cunny

youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

To the town of agua fría rode a stranger one fine day.

>race displacement made him morbidly obese

THERES A MAN GOING 'ROUND

TAKING NAMES

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He's not a man.
He's a tub of depression dressed as a cowboy on the prowl for some cunny.

Learn english and then you can post, pedo.

KISSING DAMES

Will my penis fit inside your donut hole? It's not big but should I bring lube?

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That's not a man

yeah, it's called demoralization.

EVERYBODY WONT BE TREATED ALL THE SAME

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THUMP, THUMP, THUMP

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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There's a man, going round, takin names..

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>when he says in the chat "it's not big but you're 13 so it might fit in you"

JESUS CHRIST

>THE FEDORA, IF I PULL IT OFF WILL YOU DIE?

youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec

sometimes our bodies scream to assault or murder people and yet we know that's wrong too. fuck off pedotard

Pedos deserve it

cringe

>sometimes our bodies scream to assault or murder people and yet we know that's wrong too.

If you are emotionally retarded maybe.

Except that one specifically

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>having consensual sex is the same thing as psychopathic bloodlust
ok reddit

Fuck you sympathizer. You and him deserve worse.

Guys my memory escapes me, what's the name of this episode again?

WILL YOU PARTAKE OF THAT LAST OFFERED CUP? OR DISAPPEAR INTO THE POTTER'S GROUND...

which catch a pedo is this?

>talk to 18+ yr old decoy
>send dic pics to 18+ yr old decoy
>send charming msgs to 18+ yr old decoy
>get's arrested
God Bless the USA

reminder the decoy was of legal age and he still wanted to fuck her meaning her age meant jack shit to him and he just wanted a pretty girl who didn't act like a thot.

All my Predators Live in Texas

Oceans 11 Year Old

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I was expecting this episode to be one of the funniest. But I can see why they didn't air it. It's not funny at all. If anything it's the most pathetic and "sad" one there is. Not that he did anything less wrong, just that this guy's life was the biggest wreck out of everyone's on the show by a long margin, and that's among an already depraved group of losers.

>age laws are just so jamal and carlos can have their turn on your daughters first and whites get sloppy seconds and blown out roasties with kids they dont want.
I don't even. The logic (or lack thereof) /pol/ employs is always so retarded.

We want you dead

Pedo retards argued that impulses are natural, and thus the behavior is justified. The guy who responded showed that impulses are not acceptable to civilization's standards of morality for a reason.

If you want to act on impulse and live like an animal, go try to find and rape little girls in the jungle instead of expecting civilization to sanction your lust for children.

ON THE ROAD AGAIN
GOING PLACES THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN
SEEING THINGS THAT I MAY NEVER SEE AGAIN

when did anyone mention rape?

lmao

Why not? Rape is a natural impulse, just like lust for children. Right?

THEY DON'T CALL M THE FASTEST DIDDLER IN THE WEST FOR NOTHIN'

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If I pull it that hat off, will you die?

amazing strawman. come back when you can form an actual argument

Underrated

It would be extremely painful for a big guy like me. Haven't taken that thing off in years. Practically glued on at this point.

The Good, The Bad, And The Cunny

BIG HAT
BIG BODY
BIG IRON

I did. If you are going to justify lust for children on the basis of natural impulse, you must also be morally okay with raping on the basis that it is an impulse. To this argument, there is morally no difference between raping a little girl or having the consent of the little girl, as "impulse" was the logical justification used in the first place.

so is this show locked behind a paywall or something on hansens site? what ever happened with him? is he not with a tv network anymore?

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I love how these series make cunmyfags SEETHE

They chose to cut the section in the show because it lacked entertainment value and was more somber. When people expressed an interest in le funny fat man in a cowboy hat, they chose to monetize it by making it only available through a paywall so they could at least make some money from the footage. Because it sucks as a TCAP segment. It's just a bunch of sobbing, crying, and whining about medication and suicide and stuff. You know, basically seeing your average pedophile on Yea Forums spill the beans in real life.

having sex is a natural impulse, so by your logic their is no difference between rape and consent between any party.

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

holy shit lol

You are a fucking moron. I am not the one who made the argument that behavior is justified by impulse. Pedophiles did. So no, the logic you are quoting in there being no difference between consensual or non-consensual sex would be the logic of pedophiles.

BIG ASS

>back to strawmanning instead of making an argument
epic.

Y’all crack me up with this shit. Can’t stop laughing for the first time on Yea Forums after riding back into town after almost a decade...

AIN'T NO GRAVE

nature is not perfect.

Jesus Christ

Does he lost it and start dancing?youtu.be/SvNPHPlVDZs?t=155

Is there anything more jewish than paywall for an entrapment video?

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Tick tock pedo
Time's running out

the man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed

WELL YOU WONDER WHY I ALWAYS DRESS IN BLACK
WHY YOU NEVER SEE BRIGHT COLORS ON MY BACK

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You don't know what a strawman is. You're an idiot.

>when he fucking reaches for her and she ducks away

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We're all going to hell boys laughing at this, lost it at the I wanna get the shock therapy, tired of taking pills, I don't wanna be like this no more

It's not entrapment. Entrapment requires that you're unfairly goaded into committing a crime you otherwise would not commit. Offering free underage pussy is not entrapment any more than setting up a sting for drugs is entrapment. The opportunity is not illegal goading, it would require something like the officer making you feel threatened and you buying his drugs just to get him to leave. Then you could argue entrapment.

The only scummy "jew" thing here is you trying to justify your desire to fuck little kids.

Dude nobody cares

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>wanting to have sex with a girl whos gone through puberty is a bad thing?
No but neither is not wanting a beached whale lying on top of you

>arguing against something no one actually said isn't a strawman
okay retard.

>if i pretend to hate jews then /pol/ will back pedophilia

BUT HE MADE ONE FATAL SLIP

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why john popper, why?

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children cannot consent to sex.

You cared enough to respond to me, and so did the retarded pedophile.

You're a dumbass that can't follow a basic argument. If someone is going to justify their behavior based on the fact that it's an impulse, behavior that is also impulsive like rape can equally be justified by the same argument. That's like the third time I've spelled it out for your dumb rotted pedo brain, I'm not going to do it another time.

But can to a sex change

Jesus Christ.
What the fuck was going through his fucking head when got dressed that morning.

what? no.

The only one who can stop a bad guy fucking a child is a good guy fucking a child.

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

damn you are seething. No wonder your brain isn't functioning

>falling for pedo bait so they can try to argue down age of consent laws with nihilistic pleading
shiggy diggy, user.

>You know Johnny always wore black

epic argument, truly based and redpilled lmao

He's implying that white people obey the law, but shitskins don't. Same way gun laws only disarm law-abiding white people and not nigger criminals.

LOOK I GET IT
I HAD A FATHER WHO WAS OVERWEIGHT
IT'S TOUGH

cope

He sounds more like some angry incel that watches too much cuckold porn. I'm not sure why he somehow thinks mexicans and blacks are fucking underage girls en masse, because they aren't. Not any more than the general population. White people also tend not to date outside their race much.

The main group of people banging white teenagers are just other white teenagers.

>You can run on for a long time
>Run on for a long time
>Sooner or later this wretched cowboy will cut you down

How would you get away?

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Oh god it's even worse in motion.
Look at him fucking lurching around like a monster.
lmao

Let me put you on 270mg of time released Adderall per day and see how you cope. Guy was probably going to skin her face off with the knife and wear it while running around the house naked.

I find it especially funny because it's like Hansen hasn't accepted the fact that he's fat now. On top of it being a hilariously nonsensical line.

Tick tock, pedos.

Attorney General Barr's leadership appears to be crippling those who exploit children.

Today the Department of Justice announced that nearly 1,700 child predators were arrested in the two month duration of operation "Broken Heart", resulting in 357 who were exploited being identified.

In total, the Internet Crimes Against Children "investigated more than 18,500 complaints of technology-facilitated crimes targeting children" between April and May, resulting in the nearly 1,700 arrests.

In the agency's press release, Attorney General William Barr said that "The sexual abuse of children is repugnant, and it victimizes the most innocent and vulnerable of all," and went on to say that "Over the span of just two months, our ICAC task forces investigated more than 18,000 complaints of internet-related abuse and helped arrest 1,700 alleged abusers.

"We must bring the full force of the law against sexual predators, and with the help of our Internet Crimes Against Children program, we will." Barr added, "We are committed to bringing the defendants in these cases to justice and protecting every American child."

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A series of snuff films with a tcap style setup would be great. I'd do it, but I don't know how to cover my tracks on the deep web.

>I'm not sure why he somehow thinks mexicans and blacks are fucking underage girls en masse, because they aren't
Well I don't know about that, the first Mexican I ever met was a degenerate that liked chasing underage girls.

>The main group of people banging white teenagers are just other white teenagers.
Well I certainly hope so. Interracial sex is disgusting

What's your point here?

By law they can.

Good stuff, but the next step should be the death penalty.

>ometimes our bodies scream to assault or murder people and yet we know that's wrong too
Can we shift the focus from entrapment to this because it's much more interesting to me. Literally nothing is wrong with these impulses. It's a natural reaction to an urbanized and browning world.

>boo hoo i'm fat and i dress poorly. that's why i'm a pedo

No I actually want to know.
What was his thought process?
How do you go from
a). Today is the day I fuck the cunny, I should dress appropriately.
to
C). I shall dress like my portly self like a parody of an old west bad man in black.

Even if it was insane logic, there was still a logic to the decision making process, and I just want to understand what B was.

Grew up southern baptist and I’ve never seen a preacher wear anything remotely close to that. The uniform’s a standard two-button suit and tie, no fancy stuff.

Tick tock.
bigleaguepolitics.com/big-nearly-1700-child-predators-behind-bars-in-massive-operation-by-trumps-doj/

The press release also notes that operation "Broken Hart" specifically "targeted suspects who: (1) produce, distribute, receive and possess child pornography; (2) engage in online enticement of children for sexual purposes; (3) engage in the sex trafficking of children; and (4) travel across state lines or to foreign countries and sexually abuse children."

Just two weeks ago, the FBI announced that it had rescued over 200 exploited children in its own massive operation.

Big League Politics reported:
The FBI Atlanta Field Office released a statement confirming that, along with 27 other local, state, and federal law enforcement entities, that 231 missing children had been successfully located in the month of May during Operation Safe Summer.

"From May 1, 2019 to May 24, 2019, 231 missing and/or exploited children were located. The operation's goal was to combat all forms of child exploitation and make our community safer for our children heading into the summer months. The end of OSS coincided with National Missing Children's Day, May 25," the release said.

The statement said that on average, one in seven missing children is a victim of sex trafficking.

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>I don’t even
Go back status: you have to

Who is argument supposed to convince, and of what matter? There are people here who believe the holocaust didn't happen. Do you think anyone gives one fuck about what the United states government considers moral? Are you THAT autistic?

I'm not opposed to the Death Penalty in principle, esecially not in the setting of defending onself or one's family/property, but some of these crimes appear awfully easy to frame someone for particularly pizza being "found" on someone's computer. For that reason I think it is prudent to withold the DP from cases where such reasonable doubt exists.

Do you have a single fucking source for any of those "arrests"? Because google, bing, and duckduckgo aren't giving me shit. Trumptards are worse than CNN.

>Donald "Jeffrey Epstein is one of my closest friends, wr all know he likes them young and who can blame him haha!" Trump having anything to do with that shit

MAGAkikes are the worst. He literally said he wanted to fuck a couple pre-teen girls in an interview and he disappeared a twelve year old girl when he was running for President. He's a known kidfucking degenerate and guest at Epstein Island.

Whos the guy in the OP again? I wanna watch the video ty

He even says in the video: "Look at how I dress, everybody think I'm weird."
He knows how strange it is yet he chose to dress that way anyways, it's fascinating.

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Yea, considering his head is all messed up and retarded, he's on on 2 anti-psych meds and adderall, I'm going with he was out of his tits crazy and acted appropriately, he was basically on auto-pilot, the meds were working, got him out of the house thinking he's going to laid, dressed appropriately for the state of mind he was in.

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A true cowboy sticks to his guns.

Vincent Ambrosio

Nice

How the fuck was he fat while taking 270mg of adderall A DAY

...

Thanks user

He did say he lost 20lbs, he has that going for him I guess.

but he made one fatal slip

Why are there so many New Vegas references ITT? Am I missing something?

Consent is just a social construct :^)

You redditards make up shit and believe it to justify you're stupidity.

You hands upon
A dead man's gun, and you're looking down the sights

He looks like a cowboy

>13 yo
>child

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If it was in the first month of the Trump presidency, doesnt that mean it was organised in Obama's administration?

oh bury me not
on the lone prairie

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>AND HE'S BAD BAD LEROY BROWN
>BADDEST MAN IN THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN
>BADDER THAN OLD KING KONG
>MEANER THAN A JUNKYARD DOG

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Wait this guy is 19 what

>here we can see Dalton "Daughter Slaughter" Renford preparing his signature dual revolvers for a quickdraw duel.

If you want to save your soul from hell a-riding on our range
Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride

Yeah, according to the bugmen in this thread he's only 1 year from being a child.

>His young opponent never stood a chance.

b-b-bugmen???

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Go find yourself a culture that will hand you a little girl so you don't have to impress grown women with competence and physical fitness. I'm sure they won't also expect you to work, and have a high GDP and clean water.

That's what happens when you eat a horrible diet and get obese. It ages you quickly. Not to mention the cocktail of drugs he was on.

Audio
youtube.com/watch?v=pFgQRMVraYM

kek

That is no man.

*riles up the wks*
good post lol

He was trying to fuck a 12 year old, which is well below the age of consent outside of muhammadland. Also any reason to ruin the life of a pathetic piece of shit like him makes for good entertainment.

soiboys, hipsters, npcs.

When is Mr. Ambrosias release date so we can throw a party for him?

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phew

so not actually like

men or are also bugs

right

haha

Yall yell at us foot fags but support dumb shit like this

He got 10 years and served 30 months and got released.

kek

Wait a sec... Are you a bug?

LEMME TELL YOU CUNNY
THERES A FASTER GUN

Nice get but fuck footfags

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you guys realise this is fake like wrestling, right?

Shut up Euro cuck and keep staring at the wall since you didn't pay your loicinse

boooorring post alert.

everyone move along.

Hanson bullshitted that omg he could have held her at knife point which is bullshit. Lots of guys carry a pocket knife and that goes double for cowboys. As soon as officer qtpie ran away from his hug, big iron put himself on the other side of the counter to show her she was safe. If he really wanted to be aggressive with her it would have happened when he attempted the hug.

how do you breathe?

through her mouth

Interracial sex is the best, kid

You read it and took the time to reply to a Chad American like myself. Keep dreaming you were us you Muslim cocksucker

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>the devil went down to georgia he was lookin' for a hole to steal
>he was in a bind and to get in her behind he was willing to make a deal

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Mens rea nigga, it’s why you can be charged with conspiracy

youtu.be/uyuA_PAtuTo

Why doesn't anyone post the link?

How can one man be so based?

wasn't he a child too practically? I mean we do stupid shit in that age too. I just think it's fucked up that it's okay to have sex to a minor when you con them into becoming your girl but this one we destroy a boys whole future for. It was wrong, the same way that shoplifting is wrong.

That's a surefire way you know you're typing to a kid on here. They don't know what "intent" is.

>statutory rape with little girls is the same as shoplifting
Gonna go ahead and let you know most of the western world disagrees with ya there, partner. I might suggest the hellhole that is the middle east, they're more in line with thinking like you. Hell, to them, shoplifting is infinitely worse than diddling little kids. You'd fit right in.

THE URN

topkek

The moment his Lil pistol stands up to anyone under the age of 18 he is a certified user approved pedophile

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This pervert is on the street prowling for more young girls?

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FOR YOU

if he was jewish hed be a hollywood director by now

Kek

truly disturbing

I ENJOY WATCHING PEOPLE I CONSIDER MORALLY INFERIOR TO ME SUFFER.
t. Every Christian

>he defends the boy so must be a pedo as well
If you're not going to argue my point I will stop giving you you's you fucking faggot. I'm saying this boy is practically a child as well. Wasn't he like 19? I find men sleeping with women half their age disgusting but nevermind that somehow that's okay if the woman goes past a certain age. I'm saying the boy is practically a child, might not be worth destroying his whole future for it. He's a small fry as well, the real pedo in sex rings you'll never catch. But by all means let's condemn this boy to make us feel good about ourselves.

based

ABSOLUTE K I N O

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask.

Name of the episode?

I used to dress like that (but without the hat)

People told me I looked smart so it's what I did, back in that days I lacked self-awareness and didn't realize they were ironically making fun of me

To the town of pedophilia
Rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to girls around him
Didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business
No one dared to make a slip
For the stranger there among them
Had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

It was early in the morning
When he rode into the home
He came stomping from the south side
Slowly looking all around
"He's an outlaw loose and running"
Came the whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business
With the big iron on his hip"
Big iron on his hip


In this town there lived an journo
By the name of Chris Hanson
Many men had tried to take him
And that many men were gone
He was vicious with drawing lines
Though a youth of fifty nine
And the notches on his show
Numbered one and nineteen more
One and nineteen more

Now the stranger started talking
Made it plain to girls around
He was a sweet cunny hunter
Wouldn't be too long in town
He came here to take a journo
Back alive, or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter;
He was after Chris Hanson
After Chris Hanson

Wasn't long before the story
Was relayed to Chris Hanson
But the journo didn't worry -
Men that tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him
Twenty men had made a slip
Twenty-one would be the hunter
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

The morning passed so quickly;
It was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven
When they walked out in the street
Girls were watching from the windows
Everybody held their breath
They knew this handsome hunter
Was about to meet his death
About to meet his death

There was forty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the hunter
Is still talked about today
Chris Hanson had not cleared leather
'Fore a bullet fairly ripped
And the hunter's aim was deadly
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

>I don't even
>Mentioning /pol/ for no reason
Go back.

>yall
shut the fuck up nigger

[Verse 8]
It was over in a moment
And the girls had gathered round
There before them lay the body
Of the journo on the ground
Oh, he might have went on living
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the hunter
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

[Outro]
Big iron, big iron
When he tried to match the hunter
With the big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

nice bait

They need to do a body language video on this one. The way he freezes when he sees her, then how he gets the hug rejection, then how he lays his stuff down and sits at counter away from her. I want someone to explain what they think he is thinking in those moments.

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Children do not have the comprehension or self awareness necessary for consent.

Smirked

Kek

kek

that's a bitch, not a man.

no he's on the streets, with a target on his back if any user is willing to do the deal, I'm sure he's on a sex register list and wouldn't be easy to find ha ha
>this post is satire glow niggers.

nerves mostly

>cowboy vs chad
who will win?

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You survive on a steady intake of braaps

Your brain on hansen

Can somebody give me a link to this please

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It's already been posted in the thread

the way offers the cupcake lmao

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He didn't do. Anything wrong.

>Yall
gb2 twitter numale

i think the point is that the girls theyre using as baitgirls *appear* to have not been thru puberty yet, despite them all being in theor 20s

theyre treading a very, very fine line of entrapment, but it makes good TV so who cares

>Y’all
guaranteed you're a newfag who came during the elections

>X GON' GIVE IT TO YA

t.pedo scared shitless.

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fucking kek.

Yeah the Jim Ross look is IN.

Jesus, he is reeking of desperation when he moves so quickly. You can see that he is thirsty for that cunny

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Jonah Hill really let himself go.

in the chat log the decoy said she hasn't had her period yet

That's no cunny

>getting trolled
newcunts i swear

>THERES A MAN GOING 'ROUND
>TAKING NAMES
And he decides who to free and who to blame

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holy shit this guy rules so hard. i actually feel bad for the girl though just being paid or whatever to be pedo food

it's probably his first interaction with any female in any kind of romantic situation

fellas, that's not how you fucking banepost you 9gag pieces of shits

Beautiful post

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yeah they definately arent paying her enough to deal witht hat shit, that mustve been horrifying. hes like a horror movie level monstrosity.

>+18
But isnt this show about pedos?
How the fuck a guy got busted for going after a legal girl?

that user is full of shit, in the vid first thing he says he admits he thought she was 12

>driving
>cigars
>12 year old pussy
Seems like a man who enjoys the finer things in life.

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based

this is one of the saddest things I've seen in 2019, the true desperation and lack of human contact that must have driven this man to this desperate attempt of whatever the fuck he thought was going to play out saddens me

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What's up Hansen's voice? He's a grown man, correct?
He sounds like the nerd from robot chicken.

Who is this qt girl and why does she keep getting posted?

Jesus christ how horrifying

this desu

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ty user

>180mg of adderal a day

Holy fuck

This is the most painful thing I've ever watched.

Is that you OP?

kek

This was honestly sad

>SCREAMING TO HAVE SEX.
yes and that is why you should be an adult and tell them no. sometimes what your body wants is not what good for your mind or general future

You guys are all seeing yourselves in this guy, huh?

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The brain is not fully developed until you’re 25. Specially your prefrontal cortex. The law doesn’t say she has to be 25+, it’s 18 + and even lower in some states. You want young girls because they don’t know better and are an easy target for failures that can’t get girls their own age.

youtube.com/watch?v=Hj83ugShbic&t=29s

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Every man who went through lonely times sees some part of themselves in that guy.

No not the pedo shit. The lack of friends/touch

And remember

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Reading this in Connor's voice was tremendous kino.

If he's not in jail I'm sure he can walk around in public with nobody knowing who the fuck he is. Hardly anyone even watches the new series

why are cunnyseurs such pathetic creatures?

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Is the girl laughing??

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A looming shadow grows

lmao nice

fear, unironically

>I make this look good

ok, now this is epic.

He's not so good.

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You too have known weight loss. And that loss torments you still. You hope becoming a sex offender... might someday replace the pain. But it never goes away. It makes a man hideous inside and out. Wouldn't you agree?

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Nice one, user.

theres a reason prisons are supposed to be rehabilitation centers and not just psuedo hell punishment

mmmm Chris hansen. I have a use for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=foowL2xczIo

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that could have been his first hug
dont feel bad for him thought, he had cp on his phone

*THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK*

I remember when we thought that was a fedora

FROM THE DUSTY MESA
A LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

>mfw this entire thread
Gives a whole new meaning to braindead

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I think they didn't air it because tubby found some legal loophole where they could delay showing it in case he an heroed

Sure they do, the best part is they go to prison after. Pedos don't have normal functioning brains, why do you think they end up in the house even when they are given every red flag and sometime even see police at the house.

I doubt they care if he killed himself or not. I think the other user is right, it's just an exceptionally depressing episode because the fat fuck immediately starts crying in front of Hansen about his life.

Give me a pedo over a foot fag any day, desu.

When my dad died in my arms, my last words to him were “please don’t leave me alone in this wretched world”

People like Vincent know how to tell a sob story to get what they want. Don't fall for it or you'll end up with a fat pedophile NEET son in a 10 gallon hat stinking up your house with cigar smoke, whom if you ask to please get a job and move out, he threatens to kill himself.

fuck off. I lack human contact and closeness for 13 years now and never once felt the need to stalk and creep on other people, the thought never even manifested. you can be alone, isolated and still be a decent human bean.

Alot of the dudes cry on this show. It's nothing new,he was just some worthless fat fuck pedo.

where is the youtube link to this?

In the thread dumbass

I've watched every episode of TCAP and HvP. Very few have cried, and none even close to as much as this dude.

Wait is that girl actually considered pedo in America? She looks older than my 19yo sister.

None of the girls in the house are underage, it's sting to arrest them.

The Mr X comparisons were right on the money

Dutch.. somthin about this new feller ain't right... the way he looks at little jack... I'll have to insist that he leaves

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Shit imagine what inmates in jail do to these guys. Talking to Chris is a picnic.

kek

But he consented to having his face on tv

MDE confirmed

I'm not that retard you're arguing with, I'm just gonna butt in to say that you were far more patient with that idiot than he deserved. On a note more related to the subject matter, I agree with all impulses being justifiable including rape and murder, your whole argument hinges on right and wrong being something everyone can agree on and it just never will be. Also pass me with the response I know you'll use "Well the majority of people agree upon", good and evil are just concepts.

thoughts?

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I've been running every day for the past few weeks to get into shape.
My distance has more than x10 what I could originally do, I can feel the muscles in my legs strengthen and it feels amazing.
I want to enlist in the police force.
I don't want to let my physique stop me like this dude.
I want to make it bros.
I hope you all make it to, whatever you want to do.

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Chris Hansen is pretty chill compared to some other guys who entrap pedos for their sick entertainment. Seriously, fuck POPsquad.

>meet girl from class
>we start hooking up
>we are both 17 years old
>the day i turn 18 i walk to the kitchen and is greeted by chris hansen
>now serving lifesentence for having a underage girlfriend

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most places have romeo and juliet laws so you can date someone 2-3 years difference

Humans are social creatures, you may be a "decent person" insofar as you don't bring harm to people unnecessarily and are thus deemed a non-threat to society and a good little sheep, but you are a failure as a human. Don't take the failure part harshly though, I view the entire human race as a failure and you being somewhat detached of it is actually admirable in my book.

Hmmm seems to me like Drumpf is trying to compensate for something...

> There are people here who believe the holocaust didn't happen
are you aware that outside the US and other western countries most people dont even believe the holohaux? because there is no fucking made there to jail you if you even doubt it for a second lmao

>This cunny ain't big enough for the both of us

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there is no fucking *law made

So is murder and rape.

>he manages to turn a tcap thread into some bizarre interracial fetish

Only on this shithole site

Out of topic but that's a great film

So what's the decoys name lads ?

Why does he try to contextualize his pedophilia with being a fat loser? You can be an XXL virgin and still fap to adult porn.
Fucking pedos and their crocodile tears.

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was a clip from the Kevin Bacon movie about being a pedo

What is this stance called?

BAH GAWD KING IT'S THE PHENOM

Stone Cold beat up the Undertaker

BAW GAWD

Jesus who the fuck is this?

>what is southern swag?

Do you even /fa/?

Video claims he had a knife. I woulda gutted myself before they took me in. There's no future for this fat fuck.

Clearly he is too much of a coward to do it.

nice blog fellow redditor

>pocket knife
>cutting through 18 inches of body fat

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Fat men do.