Why not just destroy the fucking doll lmao

I got dragged to Annabelle: Creation back when it came out and didn't absolutely hate it
The Nun was awful however.
Should I go back and watch The Conjuring plus the original Annabelle?

>what is a consecrated flame

Nun is like a 5/10. Has some decent parts. The Conjuring 1 is my top fav out of all of them

The Demon Bible dictates that when you destroy these haunted objects, they appear in the very next scene completely reanimated. You can never destroy it unless it's exorcised by a Catholic priest.

I know fuck all about these flicks. How is one supposed to deal with the doll?

so what if you just sacrificed yourself.
like you die while destroying it and incurring it’s wrath or whatever, but then it’s destroyed and only one person had to die?

time to rewatch this
the nun is bad. The other ones in the series I like

>Demonology
Lmao. Pls kys

>Demons arent real

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BASED

it's s.oy horror. AVOID IT

Even if they were real there aren't actual books about them that have any verifiable facts in them so there's nothing to actually study, tardo.

gutenberg.org/files/25929/25929-pdf.pdf

The fearefull aboundinge at this time in this countrie, of these
detestable slaues of the Deuill, the Witches or enchaunters, hath
moved me (beloued reader) to dispatch in post, this following
treatise of mine, not in any wise (as I protest) to serue for a shew
of my learning & ingine, but onely (mooued of conscience) to
preasse thereby, so farre as I can, to resolue the doubting harts
of many; both that such assaultes of Sathan are most certainly
practized, & that the instrumentes thereof, merits most severly
to be punished: against the damnable opinions of two principally
in our age, wherof the one called SCOT an Englishman, is not
ashamed in publike print to deny, that ther can be such a thing as
Witch-craft: and so mainteines the old error of the Sadducees, [xii]
in denying of spirits

I think the unanimous defense in all these horror tropes of a possessed item boils down to two scenarios:
>Object is sort of a prison/binding implement that confines a supernatural entity. Destroy the object, and be entity is release and free to exert its influence.
>Object is a vessel through which a supernatural entity exerts its will on our world. Destroy the object, and the tie between our world and it’s is severed.

In the Conjuring universe I’m sure they use the former rule.

Real insightful shit. I'm ready to fight demons now.

The Nun was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in a theater. I was actually perplexed at how shit that movie was.

Yes. the Nun was the worst film in that world

oh so yeah probably not a good idea, it seemed like a noble thing to do, but releasing the entity seems like a bad thing.
maybe raping the demon would do the trick? kind of turn the tables on him?

at least watch the Conjuring. the sequel was cool too.
I didn’t love Annabelle, but if you’ve got free time, I say go for it.

interesting. you seem to know more about this kind of thing, so maybe you can tell me, would raping the demon work as a kind of shock and awe tactic to catch it off guard?

i would just pray and fast desu, for the glory of my lord and savior jesus christ, this doll wouldnt stand a chance

Why not just bury it deep in the arctic lmao

So I release a demon and demon will be thankful and will let me yolo?

i just can't get enough of Yea Forums

what the fuck is a Yea Forums?

based christian poster

it's like monster energy drink but better

Does the doll ever move around or is it just the vessel for ghosts?

>You know nothing about Demonology.
thank god lol i'd be such a loser if i did

oh based that’s my favorite beverage. I can’t get enough of it either, so I get where you’re coming from.

maybe, I know Paimon will give you gold at least. I think it depends on the demon though.

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>shoot the doll into space
>???
>profit

oh dip, we need to get Ed and Lorraine on the horn with Elon ASAP.
you just saved humanity

Conjuring 1, 2, plus Annabelle 2 to a lesser extent, are pretty enjoyable because the protagonists are a step above the usual clueless haunting-victims. They realize pretty fast that this is some bad shit they're in, so they call in some professional motherfuckers who come packing with rituals, holy relics and tech shit to deal with it.

The others (Annabelle, the Nun, La Llorona) are frustrating because they fall right back on protagonists being retards who get the shit scared out of them or being straight up attacked in their own home in broad daylight, then carrying on like nothing even happened.

I still enjoy them because I love supernatural horror and the religious themes, though.

All demons are weak compared to the light of my savior Jesus Christ

based demonology knower

based and salvationpilled

The original Annabelle was kind of spoopy, but mostly because (actual spoiler ahead) the next door neighbors getting murdered by their troubled adoptive daughter who became a Manson groupie.

At least, that's what I found disturbing the most. There were some scary doll parts but it was pretty mediocre over all.

You give it to the next poor sucker.

Finally somebody who gets it! Believe it or not, the more you believe in the paranormal, the more they are able to feed off you and gain strength. That's why naysayers continue to be naysayers and those who believe actually have otherworldly experiences.

Pic related. They summoned a demon thru a spirit board (I won't evoke it's name, but it looks similar to "z0z0") - and 18 days later (6+6+6) they wound up dead by otherworldly causes.

Demons are real. And the best defense, is to believe the devil doesn't truly exist.

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But then how does that explain skeptics who have experiences that turn them into believers? My dad always thought ghosts were bullshit until he started hearing and seeing unexplained things working the night shift as a building guard. He's a believer now.

What if the doll was destroyed by a robot?

>became a Manson groupie.
god I wish that were me

What if you sent the doll to space?

>damn nigger like how can a haunted doll be real
>like just put it back in the box
>lol like just return it to the store

The demon would enter the robot
It would probably malfunction the launch with dark magic. Whatever the writers want it to do.

Demons are weak shit

I fucking love shows / movies where the protags absolutely murder demons by believing in Christ so fucking hard they can’t withstand it

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You ever heard sometimes how some homosexuals are in the "closet", willingly or otherwise? This applies to paranormal skeptics as well.

Your dad was just in the closet.

do you think it would be easier to rape the demon if it was inside of a robot?

lmao deez crackas is crazy

tmz.com/#!2019/06/03/zak-bagans-shuts-down-haunted-rocking-chair-exhibit-devil-made-me-do-it-conjuring/

Any nonbelievers, just check this out for video proof. You fuck with demons, they will fuck with you!

A ouija board is literally a boardgame you aspie

Lorraine’s dead homie

>Just think of the doll as a ouija board.
Hasbro has the power to imprison demons now?!

So...user's dad got a gay ghost blowjob?

noooooo not poor sweet Lorraine!! d-did a g-g-ghost get her??

i can only imagine ghost blowjobs being that good they’ll turn you spirit-gay

I wasn’t aware I was a ghost, but yes I gave his father a blowjob.

What if that doll is placed in a tank of holy water and the tank is then placed in a lead coffin? And the coffin is then thrown in the Mariana trench?

IGNORANCE

IS

BLISS

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What if you ask the demons very nicely to leave?

rape

>do ritual to summon succubus
>don't get the succ
demons ain't real

>Demonology
fuck outta here

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Why not just throw it in the cum jar?

demons are real but this post is nonsense

what happens if you bring these haunted items to other holy sites that aren't catholic? like take the doll into a mosque or some shit

how would Annabelle react if you kept on beating off and hot gluing her?