$300 for some fish and sushi

Most people prefer at least a day before the food exits their asses, rather than exploding from the orifice in liquid form 5 minutes after consumption.

Your daily reminder that OP is a faggot who has been spamming this shit on /ck/ for months and now gets banned on sight when he posts.
Your additional reminder that even if you engage with his premise, he will NEVER explain why he feels offended by Jiro's prices.
Your final reminder to not engage with him lest you find this exact thread being posted here 4-6 times a day.

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Someone should chop this old jap cunt up and make turtle sushi out if him.

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If you don't like it, just report it.

The jannies will clean this shit up for free.

>poorfags literally can't UNDERSTAND buying luxury goods
lmao fucking third worlders

I feel bad for his son.

Problem is that jannies may not be aware of this turd spamming his shitty forced meme.
God knows /ck/ is basically an unmoderated board so it took about six months of constant Jiroposting before the mod team took action. I just don't want to have to go through the same hard slog here.

>mfw paid $35k for some engine and car

You see threads like this 2-3 times a day. If 2-3 people just choose "spamming/flooding" every time this thread pops up, the jannies should know what is going on.

(((Sushi)))

>"waaaaaah $300 for 20 pieces of sushi is too expensive!"

Ok virgins, lets calculate that.

>The restaurant only takes 8 customers per day á $300, that's $2400 maximum potential revenue that the restaurant can generate per working day
>Assuming the restaurant is open 6 days per week that's 24 working days per month
>The restaurant would have a maximum of 192 customers per month(8 customers per day x 24 working days per month)
>24 days x $2400(8 customers x $300) = $576000 maximum potential revenue per month
>Jiros buys the best quality blu fish tuna which costs around $220/kg
>Jiros buys the best quality short grain rice at approximately $55/bag(9.08kg bag)
>Since other items(onions sauce, ginger, sake) are required to prepare a 20 piece meal plan for each customer, we will assume they cost $100 per working day
>The restaurant employees 8 apprenticeships, each one of them probably receives minimum wage which would be $8.85/hour
>According to the film all employees work approximately 10 hours per day á 6 days per week that's total 240 working hours per month
>8 employees x 240 working hours each x $8.85 =$16992 in wages per month(you also have to add taxes and social security costs for all wages so we will round it up to $20000 per month)
>Since we don't know how big the restaurant is and how much Jiro pays for rent we will assume the average cost at $4000/month for a similar commercial place like Jiro's restaurant in Tokyo
>Utility costs of the restaurant like electricity, water, gas etc. which should be around $2000/month
>Average cost for kitchen equipment for a sushi restaurant are around $75000.

Now lets add up all monthly costs up:

>$20k(wages)+$5.3k(tuna per month)+$165(3 bags of rice)+$2400(misc costs per meal)+$4k(rent)+$2k(utility costs)+$625(kitchen equipment costs of $75k/10 years= $7.5k per year/12 months) = $34490 total costs per month/192 customers per month = $180 production costs per meal

$300-$180= $120 profit per meal (ROI=66%)

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Literally spent his entire life “mastering” putting raw fish on rice.

>Oh wow he’s so precise with how he slices the fish and balls the rice XD!!!

this
historically sushi chefs are just bitchass little japanese betas who were too pussy to become samurai
fuck this old faggot and his raw fish

>>Utility costs of the restaurant like electricity, water, gas etc. which should be around $2000/month
That much for an 8-seater restaurant?

Have sex, incel. Don't whine here.

fucking hell!

Sounds like a good racket. That's nice money and very comfy living that for a very small scale restaurant owner. Especially for serving under 3000 people a year. I'd say he's smart for keeping it small scale and easy for himself and just milking 8 idiots a day so he can rest easy every day, but from what I've heard this idiot takes hours to intricately place each grain of rice on every piece of sushi and makes his lackeys do the same.

Fuck, I remember when I had to go to a business lunch where the cliet spent hundreds for sushi.

It was absolutely terrible compared to the $12 I just spent on 4 rolls from a city shoebox sushi store.

> but from what I've heard this idiot takes hours to intricately place each grain of rice on every piece of sushi
Where'd you hear that? Certainly not from the documentary, which shows him making the sushi in a few seconds. The method of making that style of sushi doesn't really allow for detailing in that way.

I heard it from someone who was talking about the documentary to me. Looks like they embellished this fact, but looking it up Jiro massaging each octopus that he uses in his sushi for 40 minutes is still up there when it comes to what seems like needlessly excessive lengths gone.

>Ok virgins, lets pull random numbers out of my ass

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shut the fuck up reddit. having an opinion about the state of the board and voicing them with proof is good manners.

lel

>$300 for 8 pieces of sushi
What the fuck

I already complain when having to pay $20 for 100 pieces

$300 for 20 pieces of sushi*
Brainfart

It's the saddest thing I've seen. SO much of Yea Forums is unironically socialist.

It's Japan.

Based AF.

Good think no one is forcing you to buy it then. It's up to individual people with more money than the Yea Forums poorfags to drop 3 bills on a restaurant tab. Why not? Live a little.

>It's up to individual people with more money than the Yea Forums poorfags to drop 3 bills on a restaurant tab. Why not? Live a little.

top goy of the month, schlomo is proud

>le jews
nice dubs faggot

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Haha stop thinking just consume more.

I have a painting to sell you.

>I have a painting to sell you.
Fuck off. I haven't bought a painting in over a decade.

>All food makes you shit user
*blocks your path*

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41 posts and no Luo Dong? I am disappoint

Touche