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>Yes I worship women and hate all men too
The future of female superheroes is lesbian jewish women of course.

Which Transangels episode is this?

Just reminded me that I'm super hyped for Crisis on Infinite Earths next season.

this pigeon has more sex appeal

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This is so lame. A girl that thin literally cannot pull a man that size through a window.

That don't mean a thing. Look how impressive that pigeon is. Of course he gets a shitload of tailfeathers.

What is this superhero?
The batgirl that batman nailed in the killing joke animation?

>What is this superhero?
Batwoman on the CW.

You are telling me that Batman universe has a batwoman, a catwoman and a batgirl?
>Fucking burgers i hate you so much

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That's stupid. Why would anyone be afraid of her when she looks like a edgy batgirl.

fuck i love this cheesy shit what is wrong with me

>You are telling me that Batman universe has a batwoman, a catwoman and a batgirl?
Correct.

You need to be 18+ to post here.

have sex with her

>have sex with her
She's a dyke IRL and in the show.

She must weigh a ton.

She can't overpower you, though, so her sexual preferences are moot.

>She can't overpower you, though, so her sexual preferences are moot.
That's what all those wonderful toys are for. She's certainly got a collapsing strap on in that belt.

What happens when the bad guy grabs her by the hair?

Faggot who reads comics here (yeah I know, fuck me), Batwoman is a shit character that was needlessly added to canon and only contrarian assholes like her.

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>What happens when the bad guy grabs her by the hair?
It's a wig so it probably comes out.

>She's a dyke IRL and in the show.
Are you seriously serious?

again that's not going to matter when she's pinned down

I mean.....

>Not liking Williams' art
kys

Friendly reminder this is only slightly more retarded than any other capeshit

>Are you seriously serious?
Rose came out as a lesbian at the age of 12.[37] Because of her sexuality, she suffered verbal taunts and physical abuse from her schoolmates, which led to a suicide attempt.[37] She was also sexually abused as a child by a relative,[38] and has bipolar disorder and clinical depression.[37]

Rose is genderfluid, saying, "I am very gender fluid and feel more like I wake up every day sort of gender neutral."[42] This announcement came approximately a week after she released Break Free, in which she visually transforms from a very feminine woman to a heavily tattooed man.

Waaaaaat? A physically abused person comes out a homosexual? I've never heard of such a thing!

Batman actually mentions that to her in the comics. And because Batwoman is a brainlet, she shrugs it off like no big deal.

would you ask that same question about conan the barbarian, SEXIST

this sort of stuff is good dumb shit but then 90% of it is not cheesy action but this youtu.be/utu4RJiGaCk?list=FLMVBkYBfnljDdO4sfvuvpvQ&t=19

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>Friendly reminder this is only slightly more retarded than any other capeshit
I'm going to give it a shot. But if it's anywhere as "woke" as Supergirl I'm dropping it faster than I dropped Black Lightning.

It takes more than pretty art to make a book, you faggot

>ah, I see you've found my pigeon

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Damn that girl has a cute neck/jawline. What the hell is so hot about having a nice little neck like that?

>Rose came out as a lesbian at the age of 12
brainwashed early
>Because of her sexuality, she suffered verbal taunts and physical abuse from her schoolmates
Freedom of speech

>which led to a suicide attempt
*sigh* which leads to the attention-whoring

>She was also sexually abused as a child by a relative,[38] and has bipolar disorder and clinical depression.
Cha-ching! I mean, too bad that she has so many social credit in her favo I mean against her.

>Rose is genderfluid, saying, "I am very gender fluid and feel more like I wake up every day sort of gender neutral
She sounds delightful.

What if Batdyke was really horny while subduing a criminal and instead of locking him up, she has FEX with him because it's a women's liberation episode.

>Sorry, I meant to type "SEX"

based as fuck. pigeons are best birds to own. fuck parrots, annoying biters. pigeons are sweet and chill and they make gentle bleating sounds instead of SCRONK.

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Says you.

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*snicker* okay.

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I bet she's absolutely insufferable to be around

*on the set of Batwoman*
Her: Hi, I'm Ruby
You: Pleasure to meet you
her: Did you know I'm a lesbian AND gender fluid? If you don't accept me for who I am I'll have you kicked off the show
You: O....okay...

>What if Batdyke was really horny while subduing a criminal and instead of locking him up, she has FEX with him because it's a women's liberation episode.
Well apparently the villain of season 1 will be a woman and there'll be another female character who'll be a love interest.

Comics do require decent art, but that's only half the battle. The art is what aids in telling the story, and if the story itself is shit there's no point

I honestly think all this homofaggotry is the result of kids who were molested. How many faggots are there who WEREN'T molested as kids?

And furthermore, who the hell was the FIRST homofaggot? Who's the first guy who decided to dick some kid up the ass?

Looks like she farted and it slipped up the suit and is about to escape through her face vent

How is the fake hair on the helmet better/worse than the cape they both wear

Though the Batwoman character is redundant shit that should be forgotten, I can at least give the comic counterpart for not going full retard like this show
>Comic version gets her own suit and imitates Batman so people instantly know she's one of the good guys
>TV show version is some dumb cunt who stole Bruce's stuff outright, gets pissy that people are naturally confused and giving Batman the credit

>*on the set of Batwoman*
>Her: Hi, I'm Ruby
>You: Pleasure to meet you
>her: Did you know I'm a lesbian AND gender fluid? If you don't accept me for who I am I'll have you kicked off the show
>You: O....okay...
Accurate. When I worked at McDonald's it was literally that with the dyke I had to work with. She was like, "I got something to tell you" all dramatically , as if I couldn't tell.

>I honestly think all this homofaggotry is the result of kids who were molested.
You'd be right. I know a fag who was molested. (not asking for a friend)

>And furthermore, who the hell was the FIRST homofaggot? Who's the first guy who decided to dick some kid up the ass?
That would probably be Ham, son of Noah.

they at least give the cape some uses like gliding and armor so it's not completely retarded

Oh my fucking god my point was to not watch any capeshit at all.

>Accurate. When I worked at McDonald's it was literally that with the dyke I had to work with. She was like, "I got something to tell you" all dramatically , as if I couldn't tell.
I've never known a homosexual who didn't let everyone know it a.s.a.f.p.

The only good capeshit tv show to air in the past fucking 10 years is probably Doom Patrol

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>How many faggots are there who WEREN'T molested as kids?
Every homosexual I've ever known either was abused as a child or had a seriously overbearing/clingy mother.

>Oh my fucking god my point was to not watch any capeshit at all.
Flash is good.
Arrow has been a chore to watch since season 4 but it's ending after a shortened next season.
Legends of Tomorrow is fun because it doesn't take itself seriously.

Love the MCU
I want to like the DCEU but they really need to get their shit together.

It's a comic book. It's not more ridiculous than Batman fighting 5 guys with guns.

>Flash is good
Not him but fuck you. I love The Flash character, but that show is dogshit. Completely fucks the material just like ARROW

Mr. Nobody having a face is a let down.

>Not him but fuck you. I love The Flash character, but that show is dogshit. Completely fucks the material just like ARROW
It will never be like the comic. Accept it for what it is.

>love the mcu
Those movies are the most generic boring dogshit ive ever seen.

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>Those movies are the most generic boring dogshit ive ever seen.
To each their own. They're very successful regardless of your personal feelings and there's always other movies for you to watch.

Look I can accept an adaptation taking liberties with the material, but The Flash and all the CW shows are fucking garbage. Oliver Queen is NOTHING like his left leaning Robin Hood comic counterpart, and Barry is a complete fuckup who conveniently forgets his powers have the time. Barry is frustrating as is the show because its the same formula bullshit EVERY episode. The Rogues don't matter, 30 people know he's The Flash, his forensic knowledge is practically nonexistent, and we don't need a "Team Flash" yelling in his fucking ear every episode telling him to run faster to beat the bad guy.

Fuck the CW

that's why the nolan movies were so great, there was a mysterious unexplained force that would take out some of batman's opponents when there were too many

>Suicide attempt
If you really wanted to die you'd know how to do it properly.

True. But success is not a measure of quality my man. Im really sick of the formula, premises, humor, and ridiculously over the top cgi disasters in every movie.

I almost want to have the state step in, I know this is a really dumb retarded idea that goes against all my values but so much damage is done by shitty parents to kids.

99% of society's problems are just bad parenting.

>I've never known a homosexual who didn't let everyone know it a.s.a.f.p.
Is it so they can exert power of you through social manipulation from the start and they're subtly telling us that they are our masters? I think they are.

Pigeons are literally flying rats

the fuck is the state going to do? put them in a home with a bunch of other undesirables until they turn 18 then kick them out, only to follow down the path of drug addiction, crime and homelessness

Yeah I know it's a dumb idea and it would never work but if only good parents got to have/raise kids then we wouldn't have any problems.

But it's not going to happen so whatever

>Barry is a complete fuckup who conveniently forgets his powers have the time.

Just like the comics then.

I wanna see an episode where Batdyke goes around fucking hot barely legal hs girls.

That only really happens outside his solo book, because surprise comic writers don't give a shit when it's not their favorites

Funnily enough she tried this in John wick 2 with predictable results, 5 foot woman vs 6 foot man. She even gets thrown around a bit.

is she fighting UFC flyweights?

Do you have an Arrowverse waifu? Mine's Black Siren.

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Fucking shills.

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Because theres no merit to it.

Its simple as fuck and not changing it was a no brainer.

>huge amounts of brap love
>no burp love

I've seen porn parodies with better effects than this

>Because theres no merit to it.
>it's simple as fuck
It's like one has nothing to do with the other.

here's you teen titans batgirl bro

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