Kino's about falling for american propaganda?

Kino

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash
According to wikipedia, one of the bombs came close to detonating.

It's still an apples to oranges comparison. The USA might have reacted better than Russia if they really had detonated.

I Heart Huckabees is a great movie. Searching for Sugarman is a great documentary.

bombs dont just explode unless they're primed, do leftists actually think bombs explode from hitting the ground? they do know that they explode above the surface right?

Man just imagine the Carolinas were nuclear wastelands. It would honestly improve the country immeasurably.

If they didn't off then it's not a big deal. Maybe Chernobyl should have used a better voltage switch?

isn't the carolinas like 60% black?

Why do you Russians have so much AIDS? Why are Russians going through an obesity epidemic?

Why do Russians kill themselves more than trannies? Why do Russians look at Futa porn so much?

When you kill yourself do you think your mom will care?

Moral of the story here is that you should never trust the government.

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north carolina is 22% black
its not georgia/alabama bro

>a plane crash is anyway comparable to a government willingly letting a reactor go off

It's not a good comparison but I think the point he is trying to make is that the US government is equally as shady and incompetent as the Soviet Union or really any other big government.

This doesn't look like a woman.

>a government
a communist government

The onions on the bottom isnt really addressing the point. Yes accidents happen everywhere but he's saying our system would react better than theirs did.

American switch>Russian button

How do you all feel about millions of viewers taking HBO's Chernobyl to be historical fact, despite being a literal fictional story merely based on an actual event?

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10 years from now zoomers will be saying "hey I just found out chernobyl actually happened".

>do leftists actually think
No

Why are Russians so butthurt constantly? Its just "WE WUZ A SUPERPOWER N SHIT" over and over again

Ave Ventura, Pet Detective

Maybe read about what actually happened before you just start talking shit? Bombs aren't supposed to just explode randomly, true, but those 2 bombs had 3 fail-safes each, 2 of which failed. It was literally the last and shittiest last resort part of the bomb that saved millions of people.

or its a case where a government was more concerned about being embarrassed by a nuclear accident than it's deadly ramifications.

There was nothing nuclear about the accident though.

I don't find her attractive but if you like her, user, go for it. Don't do movies. Take her to dinner and save the movie for when you take her home (know what I'm saying?)
Good luck!

Russians pls go

Dunno, but that first tweet is more or less wrong. The secrecy had to do with preventing panic and military secrets, in the aftermath of explosion the state made only one major error which was the first may parade in Kiyiv. I don't really think Americans would have the balls to risk their lives in the way liquidators and operators did.

>However, Michael H. Maggelet and James C. Oskins, authors of Broken Arrow: The Declassified History of U.S. Nuclear Weapons Accidents, dispute this claim, citing a declassified report. They point out that the arm-ready switch was in the safe position, the high-voltage battery was not activated (which would preclude the charging of the firing circuit and neutron generator necessary for detonation), and the Rotary Safing Switch was destroyed, preventing energisation of the X-Unit (which controlled the firing capacitors). The tritium reservoir used for fusion boosting was also full and had not been injected into the weapon primary. This would have resulted in a significantly reduced primary yield and would not have ignited the weapon's fusion secondary stage.

literally in the wikipedia article

it wasnt JUST in north carolina though

where i live in SC there is a land mark of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1958_Mars_Bluff_B-47_nuclear_weapon_loss_incident

it's just built into their identity as a nation, i don't know why. an overwhelming sense of entitlement

>didn't explode because of one switch

blatantly incorrect

It's nice to see guys who make an effort to look good.
Do not go to a movie. Do some kind of physical activity, mini golf or some shit.

This feels like a troll. The safeguards put in place by the Americans obviously worked whereas the Soviets did not.

Look at all the fog around 11/9 and climate change

>Maybe read about what actually happened before you just start talking shit?
lmao. leftist retard blown the fuck out

>there's nothing nuclear about nuclear bombs

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>girl

user...

>doubting leftist stupidity

Yet the writer is a progessive who is hellbent on making it bigger. God I hate leftists.

>Disaster happens because too obsessed with image and pride
>Deadly accident doesn't happen but could have possibly happened and nobody says anything for the sake of preventing mass hysteria

You misunderstand. There was no nuclear reaction involved, so not a nuclear accident.

It is, but you fail to establish that by hiding a bomb that didn't detonate.

>Girl

it seems i've finally made it to the circus timeline

>you misunderstand, nuclear bombs aren't nuclear

. . .

>girl

When is the Fox News tricking boomers and uneducated zoomers doc coming out? Shit will be kino to see all the pee jugs, MAGA made in China hats, and 15 year old Pepe memes all over the mom’s basements for both generations.

No nuclear reaction involved means no nuclear accident. That's kinda the how the nuclear physics community and pretty much everyone else (except for you, of course) defines "nuclear accident".

>TFW Russians blame Americans for their own NPP having a catastrophic meltdown they bungled the fuck out of

Daily reminder that the Chernobyl NPP did not have a working failsafe (if the reactor had to be shut down in an emergency, they wouldn't be immediately able to provide enough coolant to keep the reactor from melting down due to decay heat) built in place at the time of the accident. They were actually testing ways to cover up this glaring flaw in the design when something Russian happened and a nuclear reactor exploded. However, because someone who later turned out to be a CIA agent was working the day it happened or something, Russian incompetence can instead be blamed on scheming, perfidious Americans who... decided to irradiate the shit out of Ukraine, or something, at no clear benefit to America, and they never tried this anywhere else or ever again.

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Yes, very good goy. America is the greatest! No doubt! They help Israel after all!

>the Americans dropped two bombs on North Carolina and they didn’t explode because they had a failsafe.

The difference is America wouldn't have tried to cover it up if it exploded

wellllllll I don’t know about that. none of us could say

America has some problems but not nearly as many as leftism did

Right, because Americans were never incompetent enough to shit the bed as hard as the Russians did at Chernobyl.

>hating on cheerwine and vinegar based bbq

>one time in America, the technology was safe and worked like it should
literally what did he mean by this?

>Implying nukes are real

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agreed about that

So about Chernobyl, in the final ep I didn’t particularly like when he made a point to basically say, “the west is doing it better than us.” I just found it very hard to believe that he would’ve chosen those words, even if he believed it.

The bombs didn't explode because they weren't armed. You can't trigger a nuclear reaction just by dropping the damned thing.

Imagine thinking the US government was anywhere near as incompetent as those dumb vodka niggers

Funny enough, the military dropped a nuke on North carolina on accident, but a 1 inch safety latch happened to be smacked on when it fell in the sky. It wouldve destroyed most of the East Coast and the Atlantic ocean for centuries.

but it didnt

see It wasn't nearly as close to detonating as others would have you believe.

nukes dont just go off when bumped, friend

They are

oh so you also browse r/cumtown

Nukes aren't as powerful as you think they are. Most of the east coast would have been completely fine. The only major city that would have gotten irradiated is Norfolk.

that's why we won the war... sheer coin flip

A B-52 Stratofortress carrying two 3–4-megaton Mark 39 nuclear bombs broke up in mid-air, dropping its nuclear payload in the process.

One nuke wouldnt. Multiple in one enclosure would. Google is your friend, user

No, you fucking retarded mongoloid.

The people who make nuclear bombs are smarter than you. Yes. They thought about accidental detonation. The failsafe prevented activation. Wow. Big failure.

This just in, I would have killed someone with my car if not for the frictional coefficient of rubber.

Weird.
In a now-declassified 1969 report, entitled "Goldsboro Revisited", written by Parker F. Jones, a supervisor of nuclear safety at Sandia National Laboratories, Jones said that "one simple, dynamo-technology, low voltage switch stood between the United States and a major catastrophe", and concluded that "[t]he MK 39 Mod 2 bomb did not possess adequate safety for the airborne alert role in the B-52".[4]

filename all (you) dumb motherfuckers

In a now-declassified 1969 report, entitled "Goldsboro Revisited", written by Parker F. Jones, a supervisor of nuclear safety at Sandia National Laboratories, Jones said that "one simple, dynamo-technology, low voltage switch stood between the United States and a major catastrophe", and concluded that "[t]he MK 39 Mod 2 bomb did not possess adequate safety for the airborne alert role in the B-52".[4]

Sounds like they arent “smarter.” You know people are idiots and most scientific breakthroughs happen on accident, right? Keep thinking the idiot who gets logged out of his computer and makes his password 123abc, but is working on the cure for cancer is some sort of genius, when in actuality he just had the patience to sit through a bunch of shitty college classes to get the opportunity to fuck around

Only one bomb was at risk for detonation. Even if both detonated, it wouldn't have been as bad as you say. You don't nukes as well as you think you do.

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>virginia beach
i wish they fucking went off

So uh, if those two nukes did detonate on NC, what the fuck would've happened (besides the obvious)?

Most of these didn't involve a nuclear reaction. If they had they would probably be included as 'nuclear disasters'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_military_nuclear_accidents

as a non american, why should i care for ((their)) version of something that didn't happen there?

Everyone within 2-4 miles of the epicenter of the blast would have been killed instantly. Since it detonated on the surface a significant amount of fallout would be generated.

As seen in the pic here a zone around 400 miles long and 80 miles wide would be effected by fallout. The largest city impacted by the fallout is Norfolk, which is most notable for being the location of the largest naval base on the planet. The city would have to be evacuated or thousands could potentially die.

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This isn't a matter of you telling a doctor how to file taxes.

This is you telling a specialist in heart tumor removal that the only thing that stands between them and a successful surgery is a tiny piece of steel.