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Why do they force them to do this

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why are they so funny to laugh at

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to remind them that they are nothing but slaves to the mega corporations

they are slaves subsidized by government benefits

I wish I worked at Walmart

He's going to need that job to pay for the damages.

To amuse NEETs

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imagine he didn't get tipped.

The pizza was probably cold.

>Last time!
>Two more times!
>TWO MORE TIMES!

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thats my fucking dad

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This. I'd complain to corporate and probably get his employee file marked with incompetence. As if it's my fault he crashed his car.

There is an evil which I have seen under the sun, as an error which proceedeth from the ruler: Folly is set in great dignity, and the rich sit in low place. I have seen servants upon horses, and princes walking as servants upon the earth.

No bully please it's either that or starvation

I worked at a Sears years ago and they did this kind of stupid shit every morning but I just hid in the stockroom/warehouse.

Retail is fucking awful, I'm glad I got out.

Since we’re on the topic of tips...
A few days ago my friends and I went to this diner and when I got my check it added an extra $2.60 to my bill, saying it was a tip for the waitress. And that was with each of us getting our own checks. Imagine if we had it all polled into one check.
I thought tips were optional. What the fuck?

nigger

not cool bro

To break the spirit of the slave

Unbased.

Test

same reason they made you say the pledge of allegiance every morning in school

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A slave obeys... a wallie serves

>Imagine if we had it all polled into one check.
do you know how percentages work?

Because you’re a miserable faggot

Was this in America, because they won't let you leave if you don't tip them

KRUSTY KRAAA-AAA-AAAB

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To drive away non-productive modes of thinking. Wagie that starts thinking might begin striving for a better job or god forbid, begin to think about collective action.

>delivery fee AND a tip
wagies don't deserve either

I have a job in graphic design. About 8 months ago I went and checked the Venezuela subreddit to see what they were posting. Saw some guy on there saying he lost his job in graphic design and was worried about providing for his family. I contact him and gave him a few of my projects and he did them well. I kept giving him more and more until I've essentially outsourced my own job to him now. I just relay information from my boss to him and post on Yea Forums all day. I've escaped the wagecuck life and I'm saving a family from poverty since 20% of my wage in US dollars affords a middle class life in a collapsing socialist shithole.

I also buy him software and shipped him a new laptop a few months ago. Got to invest in your employees lads.

What a fascinating company.

mein gott wtf

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Is this a rare thing or is American work culture truly this retarded?

>"I never thought I could be a shareholder in a company like Walmart"
wow what an honor

I don't see a problem here, it's just employees who are happy to work at Walmart. Of fucking course it some entitled millenials who have to whine about working hard and getting ahead. Generation handout for sure deserves to be poor

same reason soldiers are forced to sing and march during training

>One minute late, wagie. Looks like I'll be get this for free, and if my math is correct 20% of 0 is still 0.

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Yeah but this isn’t exclusive to Walmart every job has these shitty “training” videos that just talk about how amazing the company is.

Do Americans really do this?

people have lost their jobs for "not being a team player" when they don't want to do this fun little mandatory song and dance

You paid the hard tip, which is mandatory. It is still bad form to skip out on the soft tip. I would have spit in your pepsi you fat fuck.

get a job and get out of your mom's basement already, you can't be fired on the spot, that's illegal

moronennial excellence folks, all whine, no work ethic

this is just depressing

>you can't get fired on the spot
Americans can

Where's that from.

kek

last month I watched security with HR escort a new hire who only had been there for 3 days, this was a relatively well paying engineering job
they just pay out 30 days salary after they terminate you

>you can't be fired on the spot, that's illegal
That's literally what right to work laws let employers do.

Get out your minimum wage job and learn what At-will employment is you fucking moron.

>At-will employment is a term used in U.S. labor law for contractual relationships in which an employee can be dismissed by an employer for any reason (that is, without having to establish "just cause" for termination), and without warning

Think of the advertisers

>it's kind of amazing when you think about it

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I would've burned their house down

YOU'RE GONNA BE A CASHIER SOME DAY

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>REEEEE PAY ME THE OPTIONAL ADDITIONAL FEE OR I'LL DESTROY YOUR PROPERTY YOU FUCK
Lmao the absolute STATE of wagies
>tfw I never ever tip

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KNOCK KNOCK WAGIE

WE GOT A REPORT THAT YOU DIDNT DO THE DANCE

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>post-recession 2010
>thinking about dropping out and stocking shelves because job market is so bad
>the only thing that kept me from applying was their ridiculous experience requirements

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Cart pushers are usually pretty cool, for some reason they talk to me a lot and I've had some nice short conversations with them.

lol

>americans don't have unions

LMAO

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I'm a stocker at Walmart and we have literally never done this. Don't get me wrong they train you for it but yeah never once.

*blocks your path*
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all unions do is hurt the company/employee relationship and lose everyone money

>they train you for it
not at my store and 90% of them are boomers

shut the fuck up burger lmao

Manager is reddit af

Imagine being dumb enough to be a commie.

Unions don't actually help workers.
They're labour cartels that restrict the supply of labour which fucks over non-union workers.

What is this stance called?

>all unions do is hurt the company/employee relationship and lose everyone money

Is this what Americans unironically believe?

What the hell did he do?

disgusting wagie, you dont deserve shit, ask your kike boss for a real wage.

America was built on hard work. Unions were an invention of the communists to blow out our industrial sector

STFU europoor

>work in walmart as a stocker
>left alone no cheesy dance bullshit
>routinely steal inventory and take it home

Pretty comfy really.

I never did it when I worked at walmart. never even saw such a thing occur

based

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shut the fuck up burgers holy shit lmao

Yes it's a literal regurgitated meme opinion by soi-handed zoomers who've never worked a real job a day in their lives.
>t. IBEW 611

If you don't believe that we're in late stage capitalism, you're deluded.

You cheap bastard.

Jesus, dude. What the heck

>all unions do is hurt the company/employee relationship and lose everyone money

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>Europoor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The level of mental gymnastics is astounding

Honestly seems like a really chill manager.

Scandinavia would like to have a word

work ethic is an antiquated idea that will soon be extinct. soon the only relevant thing will be the value of your creativity/ ideas.

its just one libertarian guy who spends all day on Yea Forums and pounces on any politics-related thread

This triggers my anxiety

Not an argument. Please dilate.

>tfw can't even get a job at Walmart

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"Here all associates are to talk openly with their leaders." Who promptly tell you to STFU and GTBW. Dear God...

They're right about how unions are shitty, but that doesn't take away from the fact that Wal*Mart is Hell on retail.

t. former walfarts wagie

>no argument
lmao imagine actually supporting unions
stay poor

I think you were indoctrinated in an insulated echo chamber on reddit and likely a pinko commie

keep licking that boot you fucking goy

I, too, know this feel.

We do and they are extremely Jewish and not helpful which is why most Americans are biased against them

>>routinely steal

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>late stage capitalism
Marxism is pseudoscience.

You'd have to be absolutely retarded to believe this shit.
>capitalism is going to magically collapse
Everything marx said was wrong.

Every Scandinavian country have no set minimum wage, yet the minimum wage is still way higher than in America.

The working conditions in Scandinavian countries are better than in America, all due to the strongest unionization in the world.

Cheap? I pay the full required amount for the service, you dumb cuck. Your employer is the cheap one. Ask him to raise your wage, it's not my responsibility.

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