Holy shit

Post your favourite shitkino.

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It's great.

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Your clues were terrible and your handwriting's atrocious.

This movie honestly felt like a 13 year old wrote it and somehow memed it into production with an a-lister.

what the fuck is happening here?

What made this movie so bad? I've had it on my dvr for a while now just out of curiosity because of the bad ratings and was even more interested because the cast looked great.

Watch it. The editing is FUCKING HILARIOUS.

>Mister police
Did Apu Apustaja write this?

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Wish I could set up a Yea Forums watch party for it.

I miss the threads we had for this
Only a percentage of the scenes were filmed if I remember

Holy fuck this is why I come to Yea Forums.

If I remember correctly he thinks someone has broken into his apartment and shoots a few rounds but the decoration guy doesn't even hear/notice. I might be full of shit though

Holy fuck, I need to watch this right now.

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best shitkino
The recent one where Halle Berry's kid is kidnapped is good too, like a shittier Breakdown

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Comfy asf

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this is why people need to die before they become a complete shell of what they once were

its a 6/10 murder mystery with 0/10 editing

God I love this movie.

i watched this, lolled at its retardation, then deleted it...then redownloaded it so i can enjoy it for years to come. truly a wonderful trainwreck in ever way.

pic related is something i just can't quit, even all these years later.

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Watched part of this in a diner at two in the morning, and it was completely insane. I don't know why Jennifer Lopez is so insistent was so set on trying to break out into acting.

I'd watch the fuck out of this if someone streamed

saw this one in theaters and enjoyed it at the time

basically there was some misunderstanding with the nords who were going to finance part of the movie and the money never came through, so they couldn't film something between 10-and-30 of the script. rather than securing the money and add reshoots later, they decided to play it by ear and try to make something out of what they had. they failed. so martin scorsese (who was originally set to direct) send his old-time editor to try and fix the movie. again, it failed. they released the movie like that.

but desu if you watch the movie it might seem only as a decent enough thriller with maybe a couple plot holes. but when you watch it pay attention to the editing, how the movie is put together, how dialog is horribly dubbed to try to explain what's happening*. it's so badly put together it's hilarious

*a notable instance is val kilmer. they filmed in the movie while he was fighting throat cancer (and holy fuck does he look it, it makes you sad to see him) but whoever dubbed his lines wasn't even trying to do a decent job. and a lot of the times they use takes where val wasn't facing the camera to add dialog

>diner at two in the morning
That sounds nice

>Halle Berry
anyone have that catwoman basketball scene

Same idk why though

roland emmerich appeals to the lizard part of our brains

>tfw no more Snowkino threads

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same

its seriously one of the worst movies ive ever seen. i get why fassbender needed time off after that.

>norwegian """"music""""
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what about this scene tho

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I loved it when I was a kid.

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It’s been a long while since I’ve laughed as hard as I did watching this for the first time.