Someone on this board is the thing. the only way for us to tell is by it's dubs. line up and show me your digits

nope, thank god

That's absolute bullshit. It doesn't prove anything.

Here you go

MacReady is that you? Can you let me back in? Its cold out here, i want to come inside.

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Not it!

It cant be me I just got here

cmon OP. at least put a little spirit when typing out the line.

*sparks up flamethrower*

Look this is a waste of time, it doesn't prove anything.

A thing couldn't possibly replicate dubs, could it?

>by it is dubs

fuck me, here we go

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Look, I know it looks bad having a sharkmouth for a stomach, but I can explain...

duble'

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based sticcfu

I'm soaking myself in petrol and setting myself on fire just incase it's me just to be safe

It couldn't possibly be me.

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you gotta get that shit sewn up, mate; might get infected

do you feel in charge?

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see you in 300 posts still waiting for dubs you moarons!

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I know I'm not it don't worry

Is that the movie where they kept her tied up in the basement and did, uh, things to her?

Watch the user below me, they were pretty close to that dog.

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there's a disturbing lack of dubs so far in this thread, something doesn't feel right about this

Never gotten dubs and never will

It's not me, I promise

That's crazy talk and I don't believe you.

>Thread is cursed.
No dubs for anyone. Pack it in. The monster is a myth, just like certain (((tragedies))).

No. its the one where she gets bullied and raped by her boyfriend.

Don't worry guys, we'll get this sorted out

this is pure nonsense

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we're doomed

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And just like that I turn myself inside-out

what are you talking about?
We're saved.

It’s OP I bet. Where were you child’s?

SKREEEEE

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woof woof

Dr. Blair, I'm CIA

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I think we're safe

guise

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haha nice try but let's get this over with

I don't wanna be a thing

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Have you heard the news?

Not me frens.

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DOGGIE!

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>being this delusional
THE THING IS RIGHT THERE

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No one is getting dubs. Just go home, there is no Thing

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Mac, MAC! Someone get Mac!

no way!

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KILL IT WITH FIRE, MACREADY

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Jesus fuck it got him too!!

Don’t lie fren!

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Mac get the flamethrower

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oh god it's everywhere

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MY FLAMETHROWERS NOT WORKING!!!

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Thread of the week.

check em

WINDOWS, FRY IT

I GOT YOU, YOU MOTHERTRUCKER

OH JESUS, THEY'RE ALL OVER

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>trips
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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Christ on a fuckin cracker

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OH SHI-

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>trips
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

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I can't be the thing I was not in the room I was on the toilet.

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I accept my fate.

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Die in a fire, thingfag!

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i'm ready to come inside now
i'm okay

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A-user! H-hold still while I burn you!

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user you will marry the thing and put an end to these vile rumors about you

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BURN THEM ALLL

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I dunno what the hell's in this thread, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

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HOW MANY ARE THERE?

Totally not me guys

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What? Me the thing no way..

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Ahhh trips it's getting stronger

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you tell me, apostate

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I only came here to post about pinball! Surely I'm not the thing?

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I think im fine

Sure come in bud

Hello friends. How are things here in the camp.

:}

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YOU THINK YOU ARE FOOLIN US?!

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One and that's you DIEE!!!

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Too many

Guys what the FUCK is happening? What is this thing?

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Better lock them inside some kind of contraption...

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Uhhhh guys? I saw someone running in the snow, i followed them and found this.

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guys, its the dude below me. I swear

Checks out

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There is no such thing as "the thing" op is crazy

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I'M NOT THE THING, IS

Don’t listen to him! Fry him!

Chill out frens there’s no such thing as the thing

Nice try fucker, now burn

Få pokker bort fra det!

lol u r fucked now son

Sneaky

WHO IS THE THING AND WHAT DAS HE DO?

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Pay no attention to my post number. It's just random gibberish. By the way I heard a post ending in 4 was planning to spill the blood samples. Better watch that guy.

I'm not the thing, you fuckers. the thing is obviously not even real

Nonsense

It's the guy below me. Get him.

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AHHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME

Sit down, we're going to have to test you.

Hol up

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YAAAAAAAWN

I'm sleepy. Let's all go to bed with our doors unlocked and radios off.

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I’ll never get dubs

What is up with your face ?

Traitorous motherfucker. Why are you helping the creature?!

Wouldn't you like to know motherfucker

No way I would never do that

Hey, take it easy, come on, Blair, you don't want to hurt nobody.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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THIS ONE IS NOT LIKE THE REST OF US LOOK AT THE SPACE BETWEEN THE QUESTION MARK AND THE QUESTION!!

NOBODY GETS IN OR OUT OF HERE!!
YOU THINK IM CRAZY?! NONE OF YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE!.

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OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT NOW DON'T YOU?

MAAAAC

Based pinball poster

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No one walking out of this thread alive

you're all over-reacting

Im sure you wont

...

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It's all over now.

Mac wants the flamethrower.

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>nothing personnel, space boi

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skreee

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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FUCK THEY'RE THREATENING US NOW

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Monsters disguising themselves humans? You're crazy, that could never happen.

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This, we should all lay down and sleep
Im pretty sleepy

>off by one
Somehow, still fitting numbers.

it was a nice run

I don't know, but I bet you have some answers to that question don't you?

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I'll prove to you what I already know

Bep Bop

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Cocky motherfucker.

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Can someone take this fucking flashlight out of my hoodie?

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WHAT KIND OF THING IS THIS?!

was it his personal computer or was it the camp's? Because someone else might want a shot at that thing

Oh sh-

D-DONT YOU ALL UNDERSTAND? If you kill the thing, it wins!

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I don't mind being a sore loser.

don't worry, you've won

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t. stationed at the Canadian outpost

Uh guys? It's pretty cold over here, and I'm not seeing my breath...

Get up user, we got a thing to burn

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The thing is a good movie. Check these singles

I love hiding in my meat suit.

Hey thing, kiss my ass

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Beat his ass!

Seems there's more than one monster running around here...

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The Thing is in my pants

>It's not a cyber-John Deer
weak.

The thing is a MYTH, OP. Now, everyone give me you weapons before someone accidentally gets hurt.

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>75 posters
>174 replies
IT COULD BE ANY ONE OF US!

wholesome thread

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*suspiciously sneaks around*

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Teratoma thing

I ain't The Thing my nigga

KILL HIIIIIM

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why the fuck you lyin nigga

user please meet me in my office

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Dis nigga here ain't muh nigga!

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IM NOT THE THING

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mind passing me the flamethrower? I think that fucker is in this room

What doth The Architect's purpose beeth here?

Heh

!!!

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Get him, fellas!

We have to burn the whole camp! Including ourselves!
I'll jump in the fire last

Oy vey

DIE KURR!!

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HIS HEAD, IT'S TRANSFORMED!

figures

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Alright I'm done I have some drinking to do and kinos to watch

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I'm just here for the gasoline

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Not me

Stop looking at me like that. I'm human.

Yup. As human as any of us fellow humans.

I've got my eye on you

I came as soon as I heard screaming whats going on

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nothing going on here. move along.

Who can it be now?

not me

THEY'RE EVOLVING

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I am The Thing!

no you ain't my nigga!

I think we got 'em all

FUCK YOU TOO

can we talk outside?

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>the thing is bad!
Retards. Have you actually tried talking to it? Maybe they just want to be friends.

THINGSLAYER

GET IN HERE

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>It aint me starts playing

Will you be my friend?

>implying

what game

I aint done shit lads.

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE

>I reckon that if I were one of them repugnant monstrosities that I woulda shown my hand by now. Iffin we’re doin a blood test I surely would know that I would soon be found out, and that the best strategy would be to attack while I still maintained the element of surprise. Seeing as how I’m not leapin across the table to tear you a structurally superfluous new behind, you can assume that I am not one of these “things”.

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You wouldn't torch a qt mole, woulkd you?

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>The Thing?
>nah it's not me bro

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well of course the thing cant be a based tayposter

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okay but what about the other two?

More wine, your grace?

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Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet

You dumbasses ignored this one for too long, it got away to the next thread!

Come at me, bro!

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you're no Thing

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yikes

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it's me niggers

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I too would like to take part in a glass of turpentine, that means I'm very human yes?

OP was Thing from the start

I'm clean

I am taking this thread down.

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Turns out The Thing are the friends we made along the way

KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE!!!

The thing is probably harmless

OH SHIT KILL IT WITH FUCKING FIRE

I wouldn't worry about things

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I'll be your friend thingbro

As long you check those 5's

Die monster

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Fuck you too!

K, I'm gonna bail. I'll shed a tear for the incels. Or not.

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The thing doesn't even cry crocodile tears you MONSTER!!!

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Is it safe now?

Yes we're all safe and sound now.

we should cooperate with the thing

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Definitely not me, ive never gotten dubs in my entire life

Oh no

Hunh. Well I guess that sorta checks out.

I am the Thing. Please kill me I don't want to live anymore. Everything hurts and I don't even remember what being happy feels like. Flamethrower me now please I am definitely the Thing.

You know what? I admire your honesty. Maybe you should be allowed to live. Maybe we’ve been wrong all along. Life is a beautiful thing, even if it looks scary. All life deserves to live. We will help you along this road, Thing. Youre not alone.

My ex made me watch this shit movie every week for a month before I broke down and left her ass. She alsos likes gwsar fuck her

it's me, I'm the thing

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Thats bizarre. I wouldnt even really want to fuck after watching The Thing. Sure its kino but its pretty gruesome. Im sure it made her horny as a motherfucker though, girls into dark shit are crazy in bed.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL?

I can see through your ruse, you alien fuck.

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Lel

Haha, lets all calm down shall we, no one is infected see?

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Fuck, it even got Chad

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I think everyone is over reacting a bit

But what's the Thing's tax policy?

gay thread

John Carpenter's The Thing all along

Nice try Thing, you won't fool me with that statement

singles and it was all a dream

Get me the fuck outta this chair Macready you mouthafucka

It was him all along