Why was it so bad?

why was it so bad?

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Because you're 13.

I thought it was a good movie. Way ahead of its time, but I'm a 38 year old boomer

Why don't you try to articulate your opinion on why YOU think it was bad you brain dead faggot?

because it was good

the acting and dialogue was lower than B movie tier
the cinematography and graphics were shit even for that era
William Gibson said it was shit himself

>graphics

cool breeze reeves, henry rollins, and ice-t. three dogshit actors front and center.

>graphics

Cuz ma dik

I really enjoyed it

keanu cant act
nice guy and all im sure, but hes been known to be wooden for his entire career

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The Johnny Mnemonic pinball machine was good. Objectively the 73rd best pinball machine of all time.
Fun fact: the glove feature would often break down, but the game would detect that it had broken down and adjust the game to compensate and deliver maximum fun without it.

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he's that guy...

He's a bad actor.

Dolph Lundgren was awesome in this movie.

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Keanu was pretty terrible in those days, he tried though. The CGI was retarded and by 94? or so VR meme was already dying. Also Takeshi never spoke any english, I want to see the jap cut someday where he's a main character.

Every Udo Kier scene was kino also.

Fuck you, I liked it.

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Based pinball machine poster

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>the acting and dialogue was lower than B movie tier
Because it was a b-movie. What budget they had was spent on the Bridge set.

t. didn't watch the jap cut

oh shit, is that Stanley? nice. i need to rewatch this. this would be a great double feature with either Freejack or Escape From LA.

>Objectively the 73rd best pinball machine of all time.
You don't actually believe Pinside's ratings do you?

Who cares what some hack genre fiction writer from the stone ages thinks?