It's a Truman stays up all night contemplating where things went wrong episode

>it's a Truman stays up all night contemplating where things went wrong episode
It's not good for him at this point.

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>its a dead forced meme by OP gets moved to page 10 episode

>it's a Truman stays up all night on his balcony watching historical documentaries on his laptop, smoking and drinking beer until he can barely stand up episode

Another rerun huh? Its a comfy/depressing episode and borderline esoterical but its been running a bit much lately.

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>it's a truman relapse into his findom addiction episode
Not again, please.

>It’s a Truman dilates episode.
Based!

>it's a "Truman gets into the liquor hard for a month or two after promising his wife he would go dry in this period" season finale episode

Can you imagine how utterly fucking horrified you'd be if you found out tomorrow your entire life was being broadcast to millions of people worldwide on TV?

I don't think I could ever live it down.

>It's a Truman rewards himself for a good day of work with a fap like he does every other day episode

I would wank it to JAVs endlessly for the cameras

>It's a Truman decides to lay off the bromazepan to control his nerves but keeps failing time and time again
at this point i don't think he'll ever sleep naturally again.

audiences would have seen me jerking off to tranny porn countless times by now.

>its another episode
God this show is STILL running? They really should cancel it soon.

>it's a Truman discovers TikTok and becomes infatuated with a 16-year-old cosplayer episode
hard times

Kill yourself cuck.

Seriously what do you think would've happened to Truman if the show had poor ratings and was cancelled?

He would die """"accidentally"""" in some super mundane way like having a heart failure despite never having a single cardiac problem in his life.

That's how the Russians do it.

>it’s a Truman installs a VPN and googles himself episode

>it's a Truman visits another seedy massage parlor for a hint if human contact episode
Wonder where they find the women willing to fuck him.

>its a truman spends hours jerking off to any girl that will let him at any age on omegle episode

heart attack
drug overdose
car accident
parking his car on a hill and getting crushed by it
etc

Truman installs VPN. Power goes out on the block. “Looting during power out” people steal computer

I wonder how does he manage to not getting banned.

>Truman downloads and uninstalls tinder every three days
>never gets any matches
>except for that one time he decided to set his preferences to male and got hit on by 10 50 year olds

He hits them with that jim carey smile and then pans the cam down to his erect penis of course

I wouldn't waste any time thinking about it. In about 6 months, once the police have managed to gather another evidence to arrest and charge, this guy is gonna get his door kicked in by the cops.

based

>it's another episode where truman meets a nice girl, gets along with her, then gets blackout drunk and treats her like a therapist he can dump all his bullshit on which makes her really uncomfortable and not want to see him again
This one was at least really polite about it though.

>it's a Truman watches one too many alt-right videos and now wants to go 1488 on all the village jews

>it's a Truman arrived home to a sink full of stuff to wash, food to cook, freelance jobs to do, so he just collapses in the bed and cries to sleep holding his dakimakura of Belfast

It would be banned in the first 14 years for showing a child jacking off to hardcore porn so Im fine