I don' t ever want you fucking my wife, alright? I like fucking my wife

I don' t ever want you fucking my wife, alright? I like fucking my wife

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Just here to cum inside of your wife Marty

SNIFF* Smells like pussy in here.

hmmmmhm marty...
...its just a one big jerry rig of presumption and dumb will

>It's one thing to fuck a man's wife, but mowing another man's lawn? That's crossing the line.

I've got a bad taste in my mouth, like salty milk and coins. I can smell the pussysphere.

Let's make this board a place of silent reflection.

i know they're alcoholics and all, but who the fuck drinks whisky like this

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real men, you pussy.

like what, from a cup? how else would you drink something?

I bet her asshole smelled of sweaty feet

Straight is the best way to go with whiskey.

>Just wants to be part of something bigger than himself
>Get's told to fuck off

Marty was a total prick; fuck that cunt. I'm glad he ended up alone and miserable.

Fun fact: True Detective was meant as a dead-pan comedy with inside jokes and hilarious references to actors' past works, but audiences unfortunately took it seriously.

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jesus christ, tarantula

>I once told a woman I got lost in her eyes. That was a lie, Ray. I never get lost. I never even owned a fucking map. Caspere knew this.

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t. brainlet
water dilution is a must for whiskey

don't ever post on this board again.

i can smell you from here

All married women have affairs. Why do men still get married?

vinceposting was the best time of this board

It isn't a must, but it does enhance the flavor.

Whiskey is comprised of 2 basic ingredients; water and ethanol. And a third compound known as guaiacol. Guaiacol is what gives the whiskey its sweet, smokey flavour, and comes from the charred oak casks.

Long story short, when you dilute whiskey with water you increase the amount of guaiacol by a fuckton, and thus you enhance the flavor of it.

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