Is this like kino of thrones or is it just some norf fc shit?
Is this like kino of thrones or is it just some norf fc shit?
Connor Gomez
Jacob White
All I know of her is that she led a bloody rebellion and got a lot of people killed
Logan Phillips
it's really bad but I liked it.
Daniel Walker
Cheap GoT ripoff directed at vermin that suddenly like 'le medieval fantasy with strong female characters'.
Tyler Johnson
>It doesn't have niggers, how bad could it be?
Levi Richardson
GOVERNOR NO!!!
Grayson Butler
don't even waste your time, its absolutely horrendous. i got tricked into watching it because i thought it was going to be a history series, but its nothing like that. its more of a really bad fantasy tv show for 50 year old women
Zachary Cook
Genuinely probably the worst tv show I’ve ever seen and I mean that without any sort of hyperbole. It looks so disgusting and cheap and every actor is phoning it in so badly I wonder why they even tried.
Lincoln Morales
Well, when it's set in AD 40, but their promo pic shows Stonehenge, which was built 3000 years before that era, you kind of get the idea that "historically accurate" isn't going to be a concern.
Ethan Robinson
>norf fc shit?
post 'em lads
Xavier Gray
Hudson Bailey
i thought it was going to be kind of like vikings, so i wasnt really looking for accuracy, but i wasn't expecting this level of retardation
William Ortiz
I mean the druids were pretty hardcore and lot of people were going to die anyway.
Matthew King
posting
Elijah Baker
Austin Scott
who here /carnyx/
Thomas Watson
>Celts have names like “Kate” and “Sawyer”
>Romans use tank traps to guard their camp like the Celts are about to roll up in a Churchill
>like half the Roman army is black
>black characters are described as “Numidian” and “Numidians” are said to worship a God who in real life is worshipped in the Congo Basin
>the extras wear literal Halloween costumes
>everyone else wears weird leather bondage gear
What did they mean by this? I understand no tv show is going to be perfectly accurate but they could’ve at least googled ‘Celtic names’ or something.
Aiden Stewart
Those people on the bottom are getting crushed to death for sure
Asher Garcia
lol this one
Leo Jackson
>forget to mention all the magic shit
It's a fantasy show dumbass. Obviously it's not historically accurate.
Caleb Cruz
It's pronounced 'illsbru
Hudson Sullivan
>Well, when it's set in AD 40, but their promo pic shows Stonehenge, which was built 3000 years before that era.
Oh no, they are using something after it was built, how... weird? Yeah, this show has straight up magic in this show, them using a religious ground that neo pagans still consider sacred to this day is basically nothing.
Bentley Rodriguez
Celts, Germanics, Goths, Scandis, Slavs
youtube.com
Parker Turner
Druids weren't warriors, you fucking sperg.
Jayden Peterson
If it’s magic and nothing else matters then why do the Romans have accurate names and the Celts are called shit like Carl and Bruce
Lucas Long
go ask the producers dumbass, I'm sure with your IQ and their IQ combined you'll come up with an answer that might just be over 100 IQ.
Hudson Gray
>black characters are described as “Numidian”
That seems to crop up in any situation where Rome is depicted as chock full of sub-saharan Diversity™, Centurion has a "Numidian" too where "Numidia" is apparently sub-Saharan West Africa.
Are they fucking up and confusing Nubia with Numidia or do they genuinely believe Numidia at the time was a black nation/province?
John Bailey
Fookin rermans cummin ova ere with theh faneh rerds. Fooking send em all back. I fookin ate rerm- go on ngubu stab im up, back of the spleen. Ees magic wi that pilum ngubu, propeh cheeky. Fookin luv t'circus, me. Aye ya bastids
Isaac Edwards
Tyler Sanchez
It's fucking awful, I wanted to like it but its so obviously built by commitee with a bunch of boxes to tick off that I just couldn't.
Bizzare choice of opening song too.
Aaron Wood
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Blake Lopez
Live action adaption.
James Hughes
Jace Mitchell
Wait, there ARE niggers? I was joking.
Daniel Nelson
Mason Martin
Flawless execution of a technique so hard to perform that it has NEVER been seen in the so called UFC.
Michael King
It's a BBC history show, of course it does, they won't fund anything that doesn't meet genuine, literal quotas, not even memeing. European history cannot be depicted as ethnically homogeneous in case the proles start getting dangerous ideas.
Logan Morgan
Ethan Wright
WE
Jace Price
>the Celts write in fucking Futhark
I’m wondering between that and all the Anglo-Saxon names they have if the writers genuinely didn’t know the difference between Germanics and Celts
Levi Collins
>It's a BBC history show, of course it does
There's always a chance it doesn't.
Adam Moore
It's banned by the UFC, the technique is too powerful.
Isaiah James
Juan Myers
Noah Wilson
its a once in a generation skill
Jeremiah Murphy
Isaac Nelson
>lel fucking britcucks leaving their countries to be occupied by foreigners. Fucking brits
>lel savage faggots daring to face the foreign invader. Fucking brits
Maybe you guys just don't like the brits. I don't blame you though
Nathan Johnson
Nothing can stop a Norf when he begins chasing his prey.
Sebastian Myers
I think they were trying to do the whole Titus Andronicus thing where it's not truly set in a specific period but failed because the writers have no knowledge of any history at all
Michael Thomas
Owen Murphy
Owen Roberts
Based tango showing the toffs whose boss.
Ryan Bailey
'avin a go
good lad
Kevin Rivera
>An inferior, dishonorable "male" attempts to sweep his leg
>Just shrugs it off, knows the two numales behind are no threat to him, never breaks eye contact with his target
Here you see the innate martial supremacy that, harnessed by the British Army, allowed Britain to conquer the world.
James Cruz
fookin' 'ell lads, am I 'avin a giraffe o'er these
Daniel Phillips
That’s fucking cringe, the original I mean.
Carter Rogers
Asher Ramirez
What is the German equivalent of Norf.
Alexander Bell
Saxons.
Thomas Parker
Osten.
Gavin Hernandez
Benjamin Stewart
Bavarians
Christopher Green
Connor Green
Dank is norf. It's a double mindfuck
Logan Davis
>ALL FOOKIN 'AVE YE YA CUNT
Chase Foster
Mantawitz
Xavier Perry
FUCK NORTHENERS!
#SouthPrideWorldwide
Owen James
Is anyone powerful enough to stop him
Christian Smith
holy shit this sounds based
Tyler Miller
>The Scouser on the right in the shell suit
These Norf threads are making me think that I'd totally watch a show that was a couple of blue collar lads from all over the anglo world sitting together and watching their respective sports over a case of each others beers and explaining the rules and the appeal and shit. Footie and Rugby for the Brits, Hockey and Curling for the Canadians, NASCAR and Gridiron Football for the Americans, Australian Rules football for the Aussies etc. No commercial breaks or other bull shit, (that would make the American football segment God damned unwatchable except for the Aussie bants about American pharma commercials) just a group of guys with a mutual love for their own bread and circus experiencing the bread and circus of another country, with some copious drinking and banter thrown in for spice.