The Assassination of the Hulk by the cowards Joe and Anthony Russo

He merged himself into one being. The brains of Bruce and the strength of Hulk equals the best of both worlds

that s some pretty big JUST

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He eventually gains control of his powers by becoming Professor Hulk, but later on he goes rage mode again.

Hulk's gone through a lot of iterations.
Professor Hulk was the hulk with banner's intellect.
Same rules generally apply though, don't make him angry.

Why include the Edward Norton Hulk?

>starts as a suicidal nutcase on the run who turns into a homicidal monster
>ends as a green gigachad loved by everyone
Don't see the problem here
His only JUST was Black Widow (aka forced romantic pair from Age of Ultron) dying

It’s supposed to be the same character

why is she so perfect?

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Just more to love.

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Not really the best as this version of him is much smaller and weaker than his earlier rage modes. Hell age of ultron (hulkbuster fight) hulk would kill Nu Smart Hulk

He doesnt do that at the end of the film

Worldbreaker Hulk when?
I want him to fight Sentry and completely wreck NYC and all the other heroes in the process.

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Ok so what is the issue here? I don't get it. Professor Hulk is a legitimate version of the Hulk in the comics. He is smarter but not as strong as savage hulk. Are Hulk nerds upset because Hulk didn't smash Thanos with his fist? Hate to break it to you, but Thanos has always owned the Hulk in the comics. The Russos are being faithful to Thanos in THAT regard. Go complain about something else that is true.

Besides Hulk snapped back half the universe AND didn't die. Wtf is wrong with you all that you can't appreciate that.

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So does Professor Hulk shave? It's weird enough that Thanos apparently shaves, but Hulk too?

Its funny that people who watch these flicks praise the Gaysso Brothers. They are literally as bad as Whedon.

End Game was a joke from a plot and writing standpoint.

Hulk has NEVER been a challenge for Thanos. Thanos is several levels above the Hulk in power. Hulk is AT BEST a warm-up for Thanos. Russos are loyal to the character.

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They’re worse than Weadon

How big is his benis?

And they cut it showing how he got like that. W0w ruzzo bruvvas r da fkin best

thanos has all the infinity gems in that panel. that's hardly a fair comparison.

Hulk Fans are always jerking off to the idea that "HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS"
"HULK CAN BEAT THOR"
"HULK CAN LIFT MJOLNIR WITH PURE POWER"
"HULK HAS UNLIMITED STRENGTH. HE JUST NEED GET MADDER"

Hate to break it to you but it's big universe out there. Hulk is only mid-tier ish in the universe.

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This. Maybe someone got confused by the part of the script that says she burns to death and thought that meant they should get an actress with a pre-melted face

Nobody has been a challenge for Thanos with the gauntlet. Only himself.

in the comics actually, the merged hulk (known as The Professor) is actually much more powerful than any Hulk seen up to that point. he's way ahead of his other selves including the regular (known as Savage) hulk.

Literally. Every. Encounter. Hulk gets OWNED by Thanos in the comics.

I hate normies who know nothing.

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HomoHulk is just plain cringey.

Hulk from WWH would have made Thanos his bitch.
I mean, he want toe to toe with Sentry who himself made Thanos, Galactus, and all other heroes and villains his bitches.

Thanos really doesn't even need to TOUCH the Hulk to win. Thanos IS that powerful in the comics. people need to realize that.

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They did it to him because the actor spoiled infinity war.

dude who cares?

Wonder how the current Hulk would do. Devil Hulk has some GOAT bantz.

You don't seem to understand. Future Hulk (the strongest version of Hulk) fought Thanos, and Thanos beat him down so hard that he became scared of Thanos, and Thanos turned Hulk into a pet attack dog on a leash! A pet dog! When he gets rescued, Hulk begs to be killed because he's afraid of Thanos coming back and taking him again.

People need to stop complaining about Professor Hulk. Be glad he got his moment to shine in the movie by bringing back half the universe with a snap. Hulk is not the strongest.

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Incest loving Hulk from Old Man Logan is the best Hulk

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The one where Hulk raped his cousin She-Hulk because she was the only one who "could take the pounding" according to Hulk?

I doubt Disney will ever put that on screen!

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Comments like yours are the reason Yea Forums is the best board of 4channel.

Asian Hulk is a joke. He would do worse than regular Hulk.

Does Bruce Banner in Hulk form ever have sex?

user, Banner's alive in the comics.

Banner is such basedness infused cucklord that I rather have a new Hulk show up at the MCU, and not that fucking retarded Asian one either.
Give me Red Hulk

Hulk is cool and all, but he's nothing more than a glorified background character. It's why his standalone movies are rare.

That’s not OML Hulk though

Ask his cousin She-Hulk

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This is pretty true. He really works best as a secondary character who shows up for cool action scenes but there's not a lot that can be done with him as the main protagonist that hasn't already been done with his origin story movies.

I want to see this very much...

>contrarianism:the post

>pushes up glasses
>"Ackshually, in the comic #324087, blah blah blah
Fuck off capeshitter

>He really works best as a secondary character who shows up for cool action scenes but there's not a lot that can be done with him as the main protagonist

In short, Hulk is the Owen Wilson of superheroes.

So, whenever Disney/Marvel buys DC properties which is inevitable at this point, are they going to make Hulk a thing with Wonder Woman since she can take the pounding, or will they have her fuck Black Panther because they simply won't able to help themselves?

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Superman would just cuck them both anyway.

The Incredible Onions hulk

>Banner becomes Prof Hulk.
Neat!
>Don't show the actual fusion.
Oh...

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what's your problem with it? It keeps getting better

...on a related note, whatever happened to Abomination (yellow-colored evil Hulk from 08 movie)? He was defeated, but what was not killed. Also, when I rewatched it earler this movie, I totally forgot that Liv Tyler was in it? Where the Hell did her character go?!

Lol

Unironically this. And the mindless idiots complain that Ang Lee tried to make an actual good film and not just ‘bellowing green man smash!!!’

oof. cringe.

We never see the act, but we find out Hulk captured her, raped her repeatedly, tied her up, and forced her to give birth over and over and over again to a new incest family until she died miserably. So Hulk could have troops and a "family" to conquer the world.

>Amazons and Wakanda merge.
>They keep their retarded greeting.

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Hulk should be the Coulson of the new movies from now on, just pops up for appearances, helps kick ass and then moves on

Not as bad, but did Thor even once "say thee nay" in the entire series?

This was pretty retarded and out of place. That nigress Okoye even gave him a look. Hulk just gets shit on in IW and EG.

You're in a comic movie thread my guy

I thought that was kind of the best part about it. They just did the time jump and all the characters have all changed and we get on with the story. Didn't have to get bogged down him having an entire arc about that in the already-3 hour movie.

Thor.

I will say that was awkward. No one laughed in theater at my screening when that came up.

Banner helped design the Hulkbuster. You would think he would know how to use it at least moderately well. Maybe not as well Tony, but at least acceptable.

Plus this just makes the hulkbuster goofy looking when it should be the most powerful and threatening of all the Iron Man armors. How come this armor doesn't have giant guns and missiles is beyond me.

It’s true regardless of how popular it is

This is what Hulk fans want to see on screen.

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that's kinda dark man

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nope. It was pure undiluted shit.

And this She-Hulk and Hulk's offspring.

(Hulk and his family killed the Fantastic Four and stole the flying car)

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why do they look so weird?

Generations of incest and radiation

They LITERALLY turned Hulk into Mark Ruffalo, the least masculine man in Hollywood. Even Michael Cera has more testosterone.

why dont they get jennifer connelly for she hulk? use her likeness and cg the entire character and give her huge tits and plump ass, juicy thighs

Ruffalo Hulk looks a lot closer to the hulk than that 2008 mess

Genuinely enjoyed 2008 the most, that was pre-capeshit though so Spider my only reference point.

>80s Jennifer Connelly She-Hulk

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it is legitimately a good movie

Yeah they cucked him good and proper. Read a decent comic arc like world war hulk, that's how the hulk is supposed to be. He's supposed to be furious, a bunch of nerds just shot him into space and made him fight in an intergalactic battle royal and instead he just shows up like hey avengers whats up like a fucking dude-bro back from spring break

Okay pleb

Ew, why were DC and Marvel co-mingling

give it 10 to 15 years user. Just look what they did to Leia from star wars and Audrey Hepburn. They are testing the technology.

Soon all the old senior woman from the 1970s and 80s will get a boost to their careers when we start CGI'ing their prime 20 something bodies into movies. Then the new SJW controversy will start between older woman who want to keep their career going, and a new generation of younger woman (who are trying to breaking into the industry) fighting for the same spots in movies.

>OLD GOOD
>NEW BAD
Contrarian faggot. Hang yourself

It's still true, pleb

Professor Hulk and fat Thor were the best parts of the movie. The audience apparently agreed, I went three times with three groups of people/family and each time the entire cinema lost their shit at Hulk when he talks to those kids and when fat Thor was introduced.

No surprise the basement dwelling outliers don't like it. Nothing will ever please you lot because you're miserable cunts. And guess what; nobody cares because the movies aren't made for people like you.

the biggest lie hollywood ever tried to pull was trying to convince us she was hot

No it isn't contrarian faggot. Stop trying to push your garbage opinion as if it's fact. Kill yourself whore ;)

Our chan is not only one mind, almost everyone here loved the boomer Thor, you're the one focusing on a loud minority

>didnt even hint at Maestro
fuck Marvel

>capeshit isn't for nerds

k

>"contrarian"
>winking face

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this bothered me a lot. I read the leaks, and kept seeing a pattern of Hulk and Banner merging together, but with little to no explaination. Its just brushed over in the movie, and it makes movies like Ragnarok and IW feel like completely out of place with their Hulk themes.

ZOINK, HAHA, SLAPSTICK FUN!

Have you even been to one of these movies? The audience for every Marvel movie I've seen in the past decade have been the most casual/normie looking people I've ever seen in a theater. I've seen chads, hotties, old fucks, parents with kids, the works. Nerds and loners are the minority, I barely ever see them and if they do go they're drowned out by the normie masses. The films have mass appeal, that's why that shit makes so much money.

Thor BTFO's the Hulk several times. And with the new Aaron comkc run, Thor is probably one of the most powerful superheroes out there, especially old King Thor

>subtract the opening
What about the hulk poodle and the part where he chucks a tank half a mile and they show a crewmember getting out unharmed?

>You are now 6 years old again
youtu.be/Ie1waJKUA2s?t=21

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Thor = fat slob alcoholic
Hulk = basedboy
Ironman = dead
Spiderman = weak and saved by women
Captain America = old and replaced by black man
Hawkeye = depressed, failure
Ant Man = goofy, incapable
Star Lord = emasculated and foolish

Black Panther, War Machine, Sam Wilson, Nick Fury = masculine, capable, strong

Same with all female characters = same as black characters

See a pattern?

Fucking this. Easily the best. The childhood trauma that helped create the hulk, the hulk theme song, the hulk scream at the end to his father.

He was fucking embarrassing infinity war. Christ, I hate Ruffalo but he was somewhat bearable in avengers 1 and age of ultron.

Then they made him Jar Jar Binks.

Disney never tries to hide it, bro

>Ironman = dead
Died the most heroic death possible; incapable of being topped.
>Niggers and roasties, stay mad.

>Avengers Infinity War
>makes more sense for Hulk to be around all the time to fight
>get mostly Banner

>Avengers Endgame
>makes most sense to have Banner around all the time and do science
>get mostly Hulk

Why did they do this?

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>They did the exact same thing they did in the comics at-least once every 5 years to Hulk in the movies, but it took them over a decade.
>REEEEEE A BASEDBOY SJW CONSPIRACY TO KEK MASCULINITY!!!!!

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His name is Maestro.

and... still... those are the characters that people care.

marvel will bring x-men into its universe way sooner than they think, disney will try to do what they did in the comics and it was a failure... in the comics.

imagine among the global audience.

asian people, latin americans, western europe, want good looking whites, cool men, hot women.

that simple.

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Cringe. What bothered me about Fat Thor was his arc being ‘it’s okay to fail bro’ despite certain characters in the universe (many of them women) not being allowed to fail or have any negative flaws whatsoever due to shit writing.

Norton Hulk was the best. You can't deny it.

that's also professor hulk in that pic though and thanos has the gauntlet already