What the hell happened to Kristen Stewart's career?

What the hell happened to Kristen Stewart's career?

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Who?

nice legs.
but how come she has no ass?

If she sat on my face she’d be happy and successful

White girl

she got paid 5 million to spend a weeked fucking the son of some oil tycoon in the middle east

She was super qt and then she gave it all up to eat box. I heard she lived on the moon for one year. I heard that if she feeds you her blood it cures cancer. But I can’t confirm none of that

Poor girl was destroyed by the seething Pattinson fangirls

she fucked too many producers, did too much cocaine, potentially developed a more harmful habit, blew most of her fortune and disappeared when she hit the wall

she turned into some insane esjaydoubleU feminist cunt

she is a dyke now

hot.
source?

You fell for the nigger meme. I'd fuck her bloody

we dont say nigger here on 4channel

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>you will never get to watch Jodie Foster destroy her underage cunny

Massive trauma
Drugs
Alcohol
Depression

who?

Nigger

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supermodel pussy is a hell of a drug

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damn kstew looks like THAT?

yeah wtf

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she looks like a meth addict that raided kevin smith's wardrobe

She went full druggie bulldyke. They clean her up for movies but her real-life persona spilled over and ruined her own brand. Like Ellen Page. No one cares what you do in the bedroom, you are more than your sexual preference. She still has a good career though.

Pre-dyke Kstew was the patrician's choice of waifu.

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she became a derranged lesbian whore like her muse Jodie Foster because all the dicking from producers, as happend with Jodie Foster, when she was underage and young, as happend with Jodie Foster

My D would cure that.

I hope she kills herself.

Fucking hell. Wonder what she's trying to surpress/self-medicate. That's like Edward Furlong/Mculkin/Lohan tier.

She was so hot earlier.

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Who did it happen with?

Furlong'd

>ass
Fuck off with your nigger fetish

still would

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The Charlie Angels reboot will flop and she will overdose and it'll be fun

honestly no ass is a deal breaker

I confused her for the spiderman girl and was wondering why she looked so weird

GOD DAMN

Twilight turned her gay

she became an unfuckable lesbian, so shes box office poison like ellen page
men dont want to bang her, so they wont see her pictures
and women cant relate to an ugly lesbian but they pretend they do on social media, but in reality they dont

Casting couch and getting molested takes a toll on your soul. Probably what made her renounce men.

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god lesbians look like absolute trash

any more of dem kstew webms?

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does she have enough money to retire or does her lifestyle ensure she'll have to re-enter the workforce in a couple of decades?

IS SHE METHOD ACTING edward furlong for the hollywood biopic movie??

imagine the smell

I just don't get how their standards slide. It's like yeah, I can find a woman who is all dolled up and in something sexy attractive. The moment that same woman waddles out of a 7-Eleven with greasy unwashed hair wearing week old gym sweats, that fantasy is dead.

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more

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She has a small ass and narrow hips

best girl

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Too skinnyfat, needs squats

chav as fuck lmao

She cheated on Pattinson

Is that tony?

hasn't she had a few recent critically acclaimed performances in indies?

She cheated on Stella

Snow White and the Huntsman happened.
As if she was ever supposed to be hotter than Charleze Theron. People laughed her right out of hollywood

I can smell the weed through the computer

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boy-butt is best butt

how2cop a girlfriend like this if you're a straight guy?

Panic Room did that

She's basically the female version of Mark Hamill before the current trilogy happened. They'd have to make a high school reunion-style Twilight sequel for her to get any work.

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What a steal

at least Hamill had his Joker voice

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I was thinking of that, also. Which animated Batman character would she be the best suited for doing their voice?

Raven. She's as monotone as her acting

She did Twilight, did some weird stuff like Camp X-Ray
Now she can do fuck all if she wants

shit dude what a mess, she needs to look fuckable at all times. if I don't want to fuck her, she must be doing something wrong

How could a "man" fuck a woman with no hips or ass? Simply pathetic

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>Raven.
I don't know who that character is, and am not that interested in finding out.

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IT'S PERFECT!

How much would it cost to invite Kstew over and worship her feet?

3.50

A man needs a source

I still love her and her feet. Looking forward to her next foot kino

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by the looks of it i'd go with sweet&sour

She does lower profile stuff and she's really good in it actually. Check out Personal Shopper

Who's the friend?

What happened in footfags childhoods to make them sexualize feet? Did your mother play with your cock using her feet?

WALL
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>this is a 10/10 on Yea Forums
what went so wrong bros?

Stella Maxwell

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haha remember that homosexuality isn't a mental illness, its totally normal for a young woman to look like this and stop taking care of herself

she was almost 100% at some point raped or abused either by her daddy or someone in hollywood

lmao look at this beta orbiter trying to pretend she doesnt look like a crackhead

liberalism

says chubby

she's a pale

kinda yummy honestly

She made way for based Pattinson. Sacrifices must be made.

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JUST

Yea Forums likes 6' tall underaged girls and wants to smell bryce dallas farts.
Yea Forums's taste in women is fucking garbage

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>Gay guys
Still take care of themselves to a point, most I've seen
>Dykes
One always goes full fat dude, despite being probably feminist, they want to look dress and act like a man
The other goes full female hambeast
All the dykes I find in my libshit city are always fat or extremely skinny ugly twigs who have 0% bodyfat because they triathlon or just cardio way too much

Dykes are never attractive, lesbian porn is just bisexuals having fun and getting paid on camera

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Boob contrarians. Literally!

Her career relied unusually heavily upon female moviegoers. Then she fucked around on a dude most women of her generation have been flicking their bean to since they were teenagers.

Trump curse

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faggot

10/10 feet the GOAT

>do a bunch of coke and become a dyke lesbian
thats a recipe for downfall for any girl

What the fuck? Did Trump have a crush on Robert Pattinson?

my beautiful wife kristen is so cute

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what the fuck?
when did it get this bad? I was just mememing about her becoming a drug addict but holy shit she really did get on the H or meth or something

Someone should really stage an intervention.

Was she weinsteined?

t. negro

Unlikely, I think. You forget that she didn't have a regular career. The whole Twilight thing had a bunch of women involved and was so wildly successful that she made piles of money and became too powerful to fuck with. The whole Weinstein act doesn't work on actresses with throngs of fans and millions of dollars.

She won the French equivalent to an Oscar. It's actually a pretty huge deal. Americans don't typically win them for acting, like ever.

yeah, but jerry lewis is considered a genius there, so, you know, who the fuck cares what they think?

JUST

KStew has been replaced by her daughter from Twilight.

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have they ...

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Wasn't she one of Harvey's? Funny how none of them have careers anymore.

>jerry lewis is considered a genius there

Strange how this endures. Mostly thanks to Jerry Lewis, going on television shows and talking about how beloved he is in France. Still true that she went over to France to make some movies, and is the first and only American actress to ever win a César.

nice

Nah, hes just giving advice on his fellow king

based and redpilled

That's a pretty square body

>Bloody hell, I dodged a bullet, didni?

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When she wants to, yeah

Dude shouldn't have dumped her. It's his fault she's like this.

t. nigger

>her career dead
>he's the new Batman

Interesting turn of events.

>record scratch

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>freeze frame

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STOP

That's alcohol for sure. She looks like shes been on a bender

>cropping out the dog
are paparazzi even human

jan got a thread i was about to make a post in so ill repost it here (this thread at top of board)
i only knew about that standup from this board and i immediately assumed that was her joke, that she was making some extremely fucked up "fuck all males my dad has the hots for me" joke in those stupid short-shorts and was getting lauded for it everywhere
but alas the joke was just "lol old people dumb"

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