Kills 3000 people a year

fuck hippos

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Yeah, Escobar's zoo and especially hippos are cool stuff.

don't mind if I do

This. Although I’d like to see a giant killer prehistoric/mutant hippo kino.

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>You can't really make a film out of that unless you just want to watch niggers drown.
so when will we finally get hippo kino?

that guy is suicidal

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niggers arnt people

Hippos haet boats

The males are extremely aggressive, specially during reproductive time
As far as I know,they even chase down whatever it's considered an invasior

lets see some more based hippo webms

Brushy brushy brushy!

Hippos remind me of Tony Soprano

That hippo is look like he's in heaven

Lol the hippo just wants to play

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nigs need to go to water to drink water, or fish, hippo under water, comes up, sees nig, kills them

alternatively hippos can also run faster than humans on land

they only kill intruders

this
hippo general on Yea Forums

>nigs trying to steal the hippos stereo
now it makes sense

Why would we want movies about Yea Forums‘s mothers?

>3000 niggers a year

Based we need to build a statue for the hippos

im watching hippo kino on youtube rn

Niggers are not people. Hippobros are sanitars of the earth.

thats exactly what I want. were do I fund this?

because the hippo keeps killing whoever tries to make it.

Go to bed, Pharaoh Menes.

Niggers aren't people.

Male hippos can be complete maniacs, especially in rutting season. They will go after about anything. They kill baby hippos for fun.

Similarly, a bull moose is one of the most dangerous animals on earth in rutting season. They will fuck you up.

how much do you think they're paying that guy?

Niggers?

To add onto all of the aforementioned points hippos are nocturnal when they eat, they walk to vegetation on land to graze and they will gore people who happen upon their path out of surprise.

>rutting
Are we in 17th century England or some shit?

I like hippos and elephants.

Why did evolution decide to give the hippo such a strong bite when they don't need it? The mass that they have alone pretty much removes them from any of the predators. See that lion? Imma gonna sit on it.

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He even looks pissed. Then again I'd be pretty pissed too if I to share my land with niggers.

Hands up if you thought this was going to end badly

Checked and keked in Egyptian

Evolution is a hoax.

because your mum refused to sign the release

>Why isn’t there any hippo kino?
What are you talking about? Hollywood produces films featuring American actors all the time.

you're a good person, user

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Imagine the smell.

Melissa McCarthy was pumping out movies like crazy a few years ago.

Oh but there is:

youtu.be/GQgMnZ6uB9o

I WIN!

It’s a technical term, brainlet.

There was a hippo scene in Congo where they attack the rafts

Dumbo is about a hippo right

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>Party fowl

Modern civilized humans call it mating season, Lord Fauntleroy.

Hippos don't discriminate

> mutts
> civilised
heh

Awww he got scared and ran back to mommy :-)

the ones with strong bites out survived the bite-lets
that's all evolution needs

What about one that escapes the zoo and kills people in the city?

I don't think hippos have much money.

It’s slightly more nuanced than that. Rutting season describes when certain animals get fighty as well as sexy.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rut_(mammalian_reproduction)

~:3

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hippobotamus :D

>Hippos guy full manic around Niggers
>calm and relaxed around Eastasians

What a surprise

poor crocs, all they have going for them is their fuckhuge bite force, and it doesn't do shit against those gigantic rubbery blubber cows

to fight and kill other hippos

H8 moar, foreign filth. We're busy planning the invasion of Mars.

they be rayciss an shiet

Hippo submarine kino

youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08

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>poor crocs, all they have going for them is their fuckhuge bite force
If that was true they wouldn't be 100+ million years old as a genus

>hold on, timeout out guys this fuckin goober is in the way
>alright let's go

>Has a pride of lions trying to eat it
>Decides to pick a fight with a fucking car at the same time

>We're
yeah, maybe if you're a gud boi emperor bezos will let you rim him clean as payment for living on his red planet

>charges your motorboat
that 3000/year death toll suddenly kinda makes sense

Adult moose, period. They're fucking massive. I visit Alaska often, for family, and the rule is - moose in yard - you not in yard. Momma moose will fuck your shit up if she has her babies with her, poppa moose will avoid you most of the time, but in mating season, will fuck you up, or if you try to corner him.
Even bears know not to fuck with adult moose.

How about you “invade” the moon first lol

Blacks in africa can swim.

when will the lionlets learn?

*sniff* *sniff*

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Keep raging, queer.

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>Returning to a low level dungeon

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>Wait, you're not my gf

Crocs are still here because they're so far on the cold blooded side of things they got by purely by not having to constantly eat shit. Evolution is a comedy of errors.

very based

>c'mon die
>c'moooooon

No. Try smelling one and you’ll know it’s NEVER been fully immersed.

>try to act smart
>get btfo
any kinos for this feel?

Cats are such assholes.

Not really, the rivers are frequently too dangerous to bother learning in the first place.

>they got by purely by not having to constantly eat shit
What the fuck are you babbling about, poo?

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They only eat 50 meals a year.