>user, you have such an amazing taste in movies! Let's watch another one...
User, you have such an amazing taste in movies! Let's watch another one
Now this is a very special one
>proceeds to put on Green Elephant
user, your jokes are so weird and soooo funny! Please, don't stop!
oh boy! you girls are gonna love taxi driver!
Thank you babes. Let's watch The Turin Horse again. :)
>Sounds nice, but first let us prepare a few snacks and drinks. You deserve it!
haha thanks girls! I am glad you are keeping me company today! watching some kinos alone gets tiring after a while. wait a second I need to tell my internet friends that I will be ocupied with two gorgeous babes for a couple hours. let the comfy simpsons threads have their fun for a while.
>tfw no vampire gfs
We'll wait for you! Be quick please, we don't want to stay without you for too long...
feet
>tee-hee,you're so lovely and weird, user... Here they are, but we are sooo embarassed! They're dirty. Don't make fun of us, user...
No worries, I am downloading the movies right now. I hope you girls don't mind watching in a small laptop? I just HATE those netflix SJW kikes! oof sorry. I forget to keep my powerlevel from time to time.
>Why are you so angry, user. Have we done something wrong?
>We would watch it on a phone, as long as we can watch it with you.
Are you okay, user?
I'm too tired for another movie right now girls. Let me show you my interesting webm and gif collection of underage cosplayers instead.
>Hey user, these are the friends we were talking about. They can't wait to meet you, we talked so much about you and how amazing you are!
THIS ISNT REAL I WISH IT WAS REAL BUT IT ISNT NONE OF IT IS REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wtf I'm having dubs vision.
You're so funny user. Have you met my boyfriend Chad? I bet you'd like him!
>Come on user, don't make fun of us! Of course it's real... We're real, we're here for you!
Is one of them the bachelor girl?
awww! thank you girls! you are so nice to me... I've never been this close to women that weren't relatives. makes me wish you girls were my girlfriends! ahahah what am I saying! lets watch the kino!
>laptop wallpaper
haha... sorry about that! hehe... oh god...
>Yea Forums - television and film
WHO ARE THESE BLONDE THOTS
I have a GGG title featuring the great Magdalena that you might care to watch. She is quite the actress
user, you're so adorable when you act clumsy! Now come, please, we made muffins for you...
Michelle & Cassie Randolph
I want to have sex.
can i fuck you now
imagine the smell
me peepee hard now. Want suck
Based
>for you
h-haha... I-I can say it really was part of my plan! I-I imagine you girls might not understand my reference... You see, in the batman movie the dark knight rises there is a CIA operative and he introduces himself as CIA. Just CIA. I know its so funny. then he puts some men that are mercenaries to the big bad guy of the movie bane. he threatens to throw them out of the plane but he really doesn't untill Bane, who was posing as a bagged mercenary calls him out. He then taunts CIA and CIA tries to mock him calling him a big guy. Then Bane says "for you". its hilarious!. let's watch TDKR later.
AAAAAARGH
Fuck it I'll just buy a dog
just kill me already
>You're so cute user, we never met a man able to pretend to be so dirty and sweet at the same time. Maybe it's because you're so funny! W-we love you, user....
based Inceldur
Left soul
Right soulless
so I have strawberry and pineapple condoms. what flavour do you girl like?
some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night
>watching movies with women
the moment a woman comes to my apartment, I give her a quick tour, sit on the couch with her and offer to make her coffee (9/10 times they say no because they are in just as much of a hurry to start fucking), then I have some small talk with her for a few minutes to relax her then I start kissing her and we move straight to the bedroom
There is literally ZERO need for entertainment, I don't even turn on the TV when a woman comes over.
I have fucked 31 women in my life and have literally never once watched a tv show or movie with one
thank God I am an incel
Fucking faggot
Its bed time after the first movie.
Based and Quadspilled
Come on son , he dangled the bait and you took it hook line and sinker. Lurk more perhaps ?
Im with my gf of 8 years and we usually watch a movie every weekend with wine and take away then we snuggle.
t. Dennis
jesus, they’re both so attractive... it makes my heart hurt
is GGG German goo girls?
Have fun dying alone and miserable
>You're surrounded by so many negative people, user. But it desn't matter, we love you anyway. Just let your rage go away, leave your pain behind, we're together now!
You're GGGodamn right
God, blondes are so perfect.
>We just want to be perfect for you, user!
Reminder that girls pee and poop
literally sounds like an escort
Fucking betas.
>this thread
These kind of girls don’t exist in real life, right?
I've done a lot of thinking on this, why would you ever use Tinder when you can just get an escort?
they do, they're my daughters :)
Quick someone find some flaws. I can't, other than they are so "perfect" they likely won't have interesting personalities.
>take girl on a couple dates
>go broke
Yikes dont forget the smell of menstruation
Because tinder sex and paying somebody for sex are different. With tinder at the very least the woman is interested in you.
do they take black cock
>keanu hoverhand and yag threads get deleted but this shit stays up
??????????????????????
bases
>this thread