/lig/

punished stormzy

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just got a pizza out of the oven

Tea audit lads

post ‘em

Rip shareef given the boot for sniffing Annas panties
Gone but never forgotten

SHAREEF DONT LIKE IT
ROCK THE CASBBAH

glass of white wine
and a can of carling

TEA AUDIT

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What rules do we reckon he broke?

Anna is wet dogshit

Reply to this post with the reason you think based black man shareef got kicked out or Tommy will it is what is you in your sleep tonight

Glad he's out, he was a disappointment from the start.

mobile phone

Slow cooker chicken curry

He was getting too big for his boots

Is Sharif really gone? Missed last ep

LIVE AND KICKING COME JOIN

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

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i don't mind tommy me anything

is a member of the south london branch of the bnp i hear, not surprising considering how upper class he is

My mates nan works on the show says it's confirmed as a homophobic incident.
Called Curtiss a batty boy

what is this gamer shite, I can't shag this

Fifteenth for Hayley a cute

CUTE

surely they'd just give him a warning for that, he must have done something substantial to get booted out

Yeah but you didn’t miss anything, the news about him leaving was earlier today, not focused on last nights episode

Rape

he was a flop anyway so probably were happy to fuck him off

Sausage and parma ham tortellini with tomato and mascarpone sauce

curtis gets a go on those plastic tits

OUR LAD TOMMY HAS PIANA ON HIS SIDE. HE CAN'T LOSE.

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Chicken tikka masala
Pilau rice
4 peshwari naan

Despite making up 13% of the islanders they've been responsible for 100% of the rule breaks

Heard it's because he burned all his other shirts in the pit because he just wanted to wear that yellow one he wore on day 1. Apparently when the producers contacted emergency services to put out the fire, he was standing in a corner softly whispering "it is what it is, it is what it is" as he stared at Anton.

f

Where my /deanos/ at?

not suspicous at all

Anton is officially the most based

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f o u r
f u c k i n g
n a a n
j e z ?

Nth for Alex Morgan. What a QT

Hellofresh ham hock and mangetout penne. Pretty shit desu

Big dimes.

Kek

baste

nth for molly-mae is a slag

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We'll see two new girls on Thursday I'm calling it now

SLAG!

...

what the fuck is wrong with you kids? watching this garbage reality tv series? literally gay.

tommy and molly are the same
they both will fuck anyone over to get someone hotter

Molly Mae is grim. How the FUCK did she get on this show?

When are you coming back to /trans/ pal :]

I, for one, am glad this general is dying

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yeh we get it ur not white

Literally watching for Ambers chebs

They will put In a literally 10/10 to btfo all the roasties. Can't wait

THIS IS PEQUOD

ARRIVING SHORTLY AT FUCKING DUMPED

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We'll see two new girls on Thursday calling it now

Curtis HAS to be gay

Not gay, I literally close my eyes anytime a topless male is on screen just incase

just showed this pic to Stacey who I’m watching this with and she laughed

arse rub

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true. ill stop watching now, thanks for pointing this out.

THese two are fucking gay

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Boy you must be struggling right now

Here with my can of dark fruits in my Barratt 2 bedroom new build in the middle of fvcking nowhere on the very outskirts of some shite Midlands town

Literally bumming him?
Coming out story line when

Based Amber's chebs poster

massive benders

>arse rub
there are anons here who still don't think Curtis is gay

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They fuckin

sex or wanking in the hottub/jacuzzi i heard

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sherif got kicked out for calling curtis a benderboi because he walked in on this gay as fuck massage

Apologies for the double lads, phones screwy. also Curtis is gay as south park Satan

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He's not working a retail job

Yewandes personalty is seriously cute.
How the fuck do I get a hot black gf whilst being generally a little bit racist

god I wish that was me

Shat in pool

Jewande a cute, A CUTE

>tenten

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>hook up

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Got a mate that works for ITV, apparently Sherif got kicked out for phoneposting on /lig/

CUTE!

Literal chad jawline

Curtis coming out when

yewande is his finale ticket

throw them about, choke them out etc they love the rough

t. white guy with black gf

delete this

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because she's social media. she hacked her way into the show like tv mike hacked his way into the chocolate factory in Willy Wonka

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ONE DAY

Has there been any mention on the show about Sherif? Just got here.

So are they going to address why Sharif was kicked out or just pretend he didn't exist then

>that double chin

Based sherif still lurking

WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO???????

She has really big mouth though not just lips needs more teeth

based

we only watch for these comfy threads lad x

come join us xx

brits are so fucking pathetic
you fags say Americans are unsophisticated and here you are gossipping about reality TV

He hasn’t gone yet, you can still see him there they’ve just cut all his conversations

for the threads

fuck off molly you slabby chinned fake teeth slag

It's been confirmed by a (((spokesman))) that they won't be showing the "incident"

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SHARIF JUST FUCKING STABBED ANTON

Yeah kept posting about "chebs", were gonna let him off for smuggling the phone in but the nature of the content was deemed too inappropriate

FUCK ANTON

reminder to filter all trip fags

My mate Ben has a friend's who's a camera man on love island, helped with bets last year. Sherif groped a person while on the villa.

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what a cunt

Fuck me, what a shit cast we have this year

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could be "old tweets" or a accusation

>Sherif said: “In a case of poor judgement, I broke the villa rules and as a result agreed with the producers that it was best for me to leave the villa.

>“I regret that I didn’t conduct myself in the right way and, as a 20 year old guy, it’s something I know I will take on board and learn from.

what the fuck did he do lads

this.

The worst part is that it isnt even top shelf trash tv. Its boring big brother drama trash tv.

Naked attraction is better than this shit.

>yanks proving yet again they're unable to enjoy anything unless its 1 dimensional and sincere

cool x

Based sherif chebs poster

>My mate Ben has a friend's who's a camera man on love island, helped with bets last year. Sherif groped a person while on the villa.
Got drunk and groped?

he defended Brexit

>as a 20 year old guy
mmmhhmmmmm

This Villa ain't big enough for the both of us

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>manager at o2 customer service centre
>fat nail technician gf
>new build house
>old Audi company car

Is this the ideal life?

My mate is Caroline flack
She's 100% confirmed shareef stole someone elses phone and hid it in his suitcase thinking he could sell it when he got out.
Screenshot this

He said the H word

I miss him

Yes, thats the dream

...

that would explain his statement regarding his personal conduct

190 goes on to every other board spamming us about how amazing this general is, literally all year round he tells us about this 'amazing /lig/' -- and here we find him being ignored.
It really is an amazing general, it somehow manages to totally ignore the pathetic cunt.

Respond to this post if you think Molly is a slag

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nerd

cringe

Shit lads.

Show isn't so kino this year. I'm just waiting for the normies to revolt. There's still hope they can turn this around, right?

crease

based piers

aww we mean that much to him

hilarious

>big tv
>leather sofa
>ps4
>Peronis in the fridge

Think he made some allusion the similarities between modern Britain and the weimar Republic

He is a pathetic human being. Just ignore him in future.

our guy?

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I DON'T NORMALLY RATE PIERS MORGAN BUT HE'S DEAD RIGHT ON THIS ONE

I'm a /pol/ack but even I am emarassed by how racist all the boys on this show are.

Can a britfriend do a quick powerranking of British supermarkets?

Tesco, ASDA etc

Honestly never seen this guy except for in here, being a tripfag is the most pathetic thing to be here...

>a cunt who literally hacked a dead girls phone taking the moral high ground on telly
Nah

Loool I've noticed this
What a faggot

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CHECK EM

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You shouldn't bully people with low functioning autism

Piers is such a prick. The Clarkson of breakfast tv

I bet it was a fight

ironic that a fat nonce virginoid gets so excited about the normiest of normie shows

Who ,/box/ here? Stiff idiots, IGNORE THIS POST!

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>being ‘ignored’
>somehow still dominate the topic

lmao

fake and gay

KEK

holy fucking based batman

Really love Sarah from the Olay commercial lads

and you know your gay lover Anton?

is it what it is init

ASDA's the best, but they're always 10 miles out of any town and I'm not a car fag yet

ITV insider here lads, Sharif was wanking in the hot tub x

Holy fuck just had it confirmee by a mate who works on the show that shareef raped 2 different girls in the 2 weeks he was in there

Don't buy it, they wouldn't kick him out for that and Antons more interested in Molly

You're mentioned about once a thread and it's usually to call you a fat ugly nonce. Calm down you're not wanted here and nobody cares about you

tesco>aldi>asda>sainsburys>morrisons>lidl

Is dis real?

I love the redhead from the shit nationwide advert

Aldi
Asda
Tesco
Lidl
Sainsbury’s
Waitrose
Morrison’s
M and S
Co-Op

Posh tier
Waitrose
God Tier
Aldi
Good tier
M&S
Mid Tier
Sainsburys
Tesco
Low Tier
Lidl
Morrison’s
Shit Tier
Aldi
Norf Tier
Booths

Based choker-slut

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>even narrator knows molly mae is a slag

lmfao this tangerine/lady gaga hybrid is gettin roasted

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You would literally only find molly mae more attractive than yewande if your were racist

I WONDER HOW HE LOOKS SO BIG AT 20

Sainsburys>Tesco>Aldi>Asda>Morrisons>>>Lidl

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Lads with banter last season
>Wes
>Jack
>Jack
>Josh
>Alex
Lads with banter this season
>Anton
>...
>?

That wasn’t him. He’s the one who faked pictures of British troops torturing Iraqis

this

>forgetting Adam
Wtf

Do NOT listen to that other poster, ASDA is poor tier

Waitrose and M&S are probably the best but it's upper class and quite pompous

Tesco's and Sainsbury's are the best chains, in that order but it's close
They're good quality and good price, can't go wrong

ASDA and Morrisons are budget and the quality shows it

I'm racist and would rather get with Yewande desu...

WTF, Jenas is Scouse now?

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tommy has been a massive disappointment desu

>we won't have another series like last years

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>Anton
>Banter
pick one

Adam was a big Chad but he didn't have jokes

100%

Everyone this series is just here to raise their shitty profiles. Peaked at series 3, lads.

Wtf Tommy is best lad

Asda - decent quality, decent prices, sometimes hard to find
Tesco - used to be the best, a bit shit now but fucking everywhere. Finest range is decent.
Sainsburys - always seems a bit expensive, quality isn't great
Morrisons - similar to Asda
M&S - the best quality but expensive and not that common to find one of the big food shops
Waitrose - M&S but for pricks
Aldi - best low value option, pretty based
Co-op - the worst. Shit quality and inexplicably expensive

>short days

Amber has banter for days

Tommy is a good lad

Girls don’t want a good lad

Why don't they talk about anything other than talking about how they talk to each other?

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Tommy on the roids lmao

good chat an' that

Can’t wait for some surfer chad to ruin joes experience there

Pls do it ffs

cause they're a bunch of boring cunts

>Amber
>Lad

Nah they want a fat ginger nonce instead

Too rights lad

>hook up
what did they mean by this?

>tfw mummy worked at waitrose and got a discount so we always had waitrose food growing up

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thank fuck giggsy has taken tom lawrence off absolute shithouse

Why does the nonce still talk with that shitty tripcode on? I generally don't understand how you could be so vain to chat in a general that you know all despise you...

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has more balls than Curtis

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Amber’s bum

This season has been dead so far. Finally we get some controversy with Shareef and ITV act like nothing's happened. Why?

Ambers arse btw

shut up you’re a boring cunt

her hair is a meme

no need to feel so threatened by Curt lad x

fuck sake

in every conversation amber kills it saying "WHY!?"

WHY WHY WHY

spagetti pubes

‘feel like Anton’

lmaoooo

P I E D

Is Amber autistic

she's a fucking cow and if she was a bloke she'd have been out of the villa faster than you can spell Callum

wales have been awful today no excuse

She’s just an awful person.

very

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Smirking In turbo roastie rosies face as she cried was fucking funny to me

>you now remember the days of the word cup and Chadam

Post was 100 weeks ago he was 18 here, plus taking steds stops you getting any taller so if he started mid puberty it explains who he's a fury but only 6ft

Amber needs a strong bloke who'll slap her around

S L A G

yes, but it makes her based

she wants a white guy

YOU BETTER KISS ME LA OR ILL TELL EVERYONE YOU'RE FRIGID

looool he came in for literally just the last week last year and got bullied to fuck, think everyone has him filtered at this point

There not allowed to talk about anything outside of the villa at all

that’s an awful interpretation

only funny ones were Molly and Tommy, Danny was very boring but accurate tho

Sherif had his mobile phone.....thats literally it.

Tesco is unreasonably low priced because they re so huge.
Coop is overpriced because they have a lot of that fair trade shit

She's tsundere

>no decent braphog this year
I miss Alexandra lads

for me its lidl

that's what ITV want you to think, bucko

was it... was it an Android (virgin phone)?

Highly based moved to bust that one out

I've got sources from ITV that say Sharif got kicked out of the villa because he tried to fuck anna but she said no, so we went nuts and starting throwing shit at the other contestants and jumping around the villa screaming "ook ook ook"

lucie
curis' misses
molly
anna
amber
yewande

post rare warwicks

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Nah mate he brutally raped curtis in his sleep

missed the first 15 minutes lads, did they spend time acknowledging that sherif was gone or did they unperson him?

>reusing the same lucozade advert from last year
L A Z Y
A
Z
Y

Literally an insane order.
Respect for carving your own path though m8

back to /pol/ with you, I'm sure they will think thats funny

...

latter, completely ghosted

HE THINKS IT'S NOT KOSHER

Wouldn't be rape if it was Curtis, he'd be the one instigating it

I would agree but there's a massive between Lucie and the others even though Lucie has stopped putting any effort into her appearance.

He's been memory holed

no :)

>they unperson him?
this

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na theyre playing it mysterious as the real reason is so boring , ie the phone

Holy fuck apparenlty shariff went on a rant about the producers pressuring him to get with a white girl and thay there religious heritage might have been behind it

Kek

he likes it like that

Can't read Amber at all lads

hahaha

hahahahaha

Heard Sherif had to be pulled from the show because he missed his maintenance payments. Got a kid on the outside.

he had a phone you idiot

stormzy hanging off annas arse lel

kekd

>I fance everyone
Whore

hahahaha-mind

Lucie
Amber
POWER GAP
Mollie Mae
POWER GAP
Amy
POWER GAP
Yewande
Anna

Not quite right

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Amber
Lucy
Yewande
Anna
Amy
Molly mae

(personality included)

Who /bonita/ here?

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based Curtis going to shag the slag and throw her to one side when a better Stacey comes along

Lads there's no need to worry about this Sherif stuff it'll come out, it takes a while for this to spread
Last year it was silent when Niall was kicked out before his reason (Asperger's) was announced like two weeks later

Amy isn't that bad to be honest, but 26 years old??? Are you fucking kidding me.

She looks early 30s.

SHERIF SPOTTED

Bed on floor, nice?

Shareef still grafting

How could they have not said something about Sherif tho? Like they did it for that one guy last season

Based voyeur Joe

If sherif had a phone wouldn't they just say?
It's very uncontroversial

>isn’t that bad

virgin claws typed that post

wtf is that mong 190kg doing here of all places

Joe's such an annoying wanker

Niall was caught wanking in the pantry

She's only good with make up. So basically ugly

GO ON MICHAEL LAD

CRACK THE COCONUT

Imagine it takes that much fucking effort to get with amber, not worth it in a million years

Has everyone who unironically watches this show in this thread though about killing themselves tonight? It's an option to you and given you level in society it'd help humanity a fuck tonne going forward. Consider it or at least neuter yourselves.

Amber's a queen

I’m a sub normie deano

i live for talking to Stacey about these programs

Fucking HATE Curtis and Amy

if you filter him and dont post about him then its almost exactly like he isnt here

Sheriff wanked in everybody's morning coffee

Alex Morgan scored a hat-trick lads I’m so happy

Curtis is a lad Amy is a desperate slag

Would anyone be talking about it if they'd told everyone he'd been kicked out for being on his phone

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thought Niall got an interview at Greggs and had to fly for England

someone make a new thread lads whilst there’s still time

do it or I will

>Woman's football

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Curtis and Amy a cute, A CUTE

I hate everyone on the show apart from Joe and Anton.

Only 3 mins left lads

this is a good one drawlad

based maisie peters song

IT'S COMING HOME

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We unironically have more of a chance of contributing to society than the majority of autists on this site.

Fuck up.

just talked to the man himself - apparently he built an island in the middle of the pool out of all the toilet paper in the villa and was refusing to respond to any name other than 'King Watutu'

BREAKING:

Sherif has issued a statement regarding his departure from love island....

“It is what it is”

Spitting image

user CURTIS ALWAYS SCORES WHEN YOURE NOT IN THE ROOM

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No need for a new fucking thread with only 4 minutes left

That’s funny, I hate Joe the most

based

init think this & bleep are the only threads on site where over half the posters arent virgins desu

It finishes at 10

is it only a 45 minute show tonight? whats the script?

Based

>Anna looks just like my ex
Wasn’t ready for this, boys

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD LADS

FUCK OFF AND DO IT NOW

usa winning 11-0 lel

>didn't do it
Curtis is definitely a homo

sharif seems to have disappeared now, whatever happened must have happened overnight

amy is proper mental - red flags left and right

Don’t listen to the nonce. There’s 15 minutes left and 250 posts.

grim

Confirmed for a night Time escapade.
Rumours of panty sniffing shortening their odds

did your ex have two slugs installed on her face

Minus the dolmio lips obvs

Just seen it lmao raping
12 NOW

so lads

been struggling with depression and anxiety the past week

he shit in anton's bed hahaha

youtu.be/hm6A94zzMvM

>women's football
They're really trying to force this meme this year aren't they

Based

I feel like at worst we'd be like the lads from the Inbetweeners.

allow me to contribute

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ITS WORKING.

What if Sherif comes back with a fake name and a wig?

it wasn’t funny the first time lad

Non-league standard

twitter.com/TheLoveIslandHQ/status/1138532090977378304?s=19

My waifu Alex Morgan has scored 5

Who here /nonvirgin/
I've got a body count of 1

Imagine being Tommy in that villa and having to be all like "damn, Lucie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your thicc body and trying to make bev a thing’ I would totally jab you, both in and out of the ring" when all he really wants to do is fuck another man in his locker room. Like seriously imagine having to be Tommy and not only sit in that snug while Lucie flaunts her disgusting self in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her shit personality and fatty tits, and just sit there, chat after chat, hour after hour, while she repeated bev. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous butter face but her haughty attitude as everyone in the villa tells her BEV IS HILARIOUS and DAMN LUCIE IS THAT WITTY??? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her kerrygold fucking face contort into types of grimaces you hadn’t even seen in the ring. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE TWO FIGHTS coming straight out of Oldham. You've never even seen anything this fucking annoying before, and now you swear you can taste the cringe that's breaking out on the nations face as she parrots bev at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "bevvy (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she wants a bit of chat, and you know you could kill every single person on the island before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're Tommy fucking Fury. You're not going to lose your future boxing career over this. It is what it is. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

agreed

Anton is Jay 100%

14 this year

alex morgan wins the golden boot in their first game kek

25ish birds & 6 trannys

Reminder Fury is 2-0 against these champs

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/brit/ non virgin reporting in

It was pretty funny, nobody likes you

Please just take the trip off, for your own sake as well as mine

7
t. Belgianposter

tommy is def roided up

based and body-count-of-1-pilled

Spicy Mix-ups, lads
Banging

Yeh but probably a bit more drug use
Feel like most guys I relate to have a adolence of lack of sex excess of drugs and not exaxtly rock and roll

>tfw 11

After 10 you stop counting, so that's only an estimate

why the trannies

4 r.i.p

>Implying

SHERIF MENTIONED

she cant really surf

sherif mentioned

Thats me nigga

IS THAT IT WHAT THE FUCK

not a serious game

It's a lot worse than non-league. Proper sunday league stuff.

15ish but I've not had sex in 2 years, life after uni sucks

6 including a 2 year relationship

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What's the deal with the biscuit on the stream?

It is what it is mate

mate my pet rock is smashing 2cb, ketamine, Valium, Xanax, hash, speed and mandy this weekend

pre date wank

This Joe is a Sandwich Expert chat really fucks me off. He’s a fucking delivery driver.

13-0 FT how did they get into this competition?

Doesn't he own the company?

Brehs

I’m just a horny fucker & they were quite fit and super up for it
Its totally different to a normal bird. You message them, 4 messages later they tell you their address, you turn up and as soon as you open the door start necking. Plus I’m into anal & thats guaranteed to be happening with a tranny

Maybe the seawater will finally exfoliate the poor girl's acne.

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I put my pp in a girl last Saturday. I didn't cum though so I still have a reserve of mana

When?? Missed it

wearing mics in the sea
how

Do you think yewande and molly get bullied by the big boob brigade?

Seriously hope you are making this up.
Il be praying for you user

based FATE poster

LUCIE IS TOO GOOD FOR JOE

FUCK OFF JOE NOW

FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFF

>girls gets exclusive
>other girl gets jealous and wants to as well
Tale as old as time

yea
noo
yea

Does Lucie like Tommy or Joe?

>want to be exculsive?
>I guess

STATE of joe

she likes surfing

SOUTHERNERS GET OUT OF THE VILLA

Doesn’t mean he knows anything about making sandwiches

My nightly routine?
Love island and /lig/posting followed by a doctor who episode and quick game of age mythology finishing just in time to catch America first with nick fuentes

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joe giving off strong deano vibes

CHEBS

Deadly serious, met most of them on grindr & they were all fit
Whats wrong with a bit of tranny shagging

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hng

>me and lucie decided

Joe really just slipped her a note saying if she doesn't say yes he'll kill her family

>being a norvener

both the pretty normal white lads are exclusive with girls
no surprise there

Worst episode yet.

Honestly now tho

I want a Megan ruin Wes and Laura relationship moment now

Tommy "third choice" Fury

post screenshots as proof

>age of mythology
Completely and utterly based, remember being 10 and setting up fps-destroying custom games with loads of the coolest units fighting each other

Manchester reportin, tommy is a mong though lol

Rise of Nations > Age of ***

>drinking flavourless tap water

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Christ I loved that game

State of Amy

>>friends
Kek you'll never see those cunts again you loonybird

TWO NEW GIRLS

>Sherif drama
>cut it all out and put out incredibly boring episode

Curtis is the only one who's been using sunscreen properly. Everyone but he and Yewande are leaving with skin cancer.

Amy is fucking crazy lmfao

Trying to keep hope for this season but seeing the ageing Laura come face to face with the physical embodyment of her own depreciation was almost Shakespearean

>bein' a suvvern pooftah

absolutely seething & mentally ill

laura 2.0

Irish girl looks alright second girl looks like a deflated anna

>new birds
Decent
>that accent
No fanks

anton with the irish one

>tfw someone else besides you is having a good time

i hope tommy drops molly lel

Is that a fit scarlett moffatt

>that new Irish brunette girl
Bagsying her, lads.

Nobody else may claim her as their wife until I divorce her.

ffs not another tripfag

where’s the other girl?

been a pleasure posting with you lads seeya tomorrow

Irish girl is peng

PENG

>not being a half-northern southerner
Missing out lads

Based Sherif had to take his horse to the old town road

Night lads

Bring him back

he is only with her because he couldn't be arsed with lucie love triangle, now he has a tangerine square he'll choose another girl lol

>not being a half-northerner, quarter-midlander and quarter southerner

lmao yeah it was beautiful she literally proved everything right about /r/trp

Kino

Only chat before this was me sending face body & dick pics and saying "wanna meet"

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No such thing. All or nothing. Also the midlands are the north

>not being Scottish
enjoy your mudslimes lads

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the irish girl is mank and anyone who says otherwise is sex starved, they need some real hotties in here

I’m from Dorset, lad, not the (((mid)))lands

/lig/ is an anti-degenerate general

why trannies and just not men

Lmao fuck off and drink yourself into an early grave

Never said you were, just a general statement

Anyone watching family guy?

>the midlands are the north
Cambridge and Norwich are further north than birmginahm and yet are considered south

SHERIF WAS KICKED FOR SMUGGLING A PHONE IN

No lol

SEETHING

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no he didn't he shit in anton's mouth while he was asleep and fisted anna's gaping asshole too hard

The first time she’s looked decent

thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/love-island/9273316/love-island-sherif-lanre-bathroom-alone-kicked-out-villa/
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/love-island/9273316/love-island-sherif-lanre-bathroom-alone-kicked-out-villa/
thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/love-island/9273316/love-island-sherif-lanre-bathroom-alone-kicked-out-villa/
LADS LOOOOOOOOOOL

>Love Island hunk Sherif Lanre was thrown out for breaking villa rules — which include a strict ban on solo sex acts.
You're not allowed to have a cheeky wank?