Can even have a meal in peace

>mr reeves, can I have your autograph, I'm a big fan
>why of course you can young sir, no problem at all and thank you for your continued support. have a great day now.
This is how I imagine the conversation went. He's such a nice guy.

>nobody mentions water bottle but wine on glass
Sure is nu Yea Forums in here.

kino hair

Came here to testify to this miracle

i vaguely do but wasn't that a photo of another actor?

If you keep spamming Keanu, you're just gonna get everyone sick of him.

You usually order glass of wine not a whole bottle. Have sex and go outside.

>spam
have you even looked at the catalog? You must be browsing a different board

That's water reflecting the color of his shirt, eyelet. Kill self.

that's clearly coffee in the glass, he even has the master cup next to it.

That lady behind them is wearing her bib incorrectly and seems to be wearing a pen for an earring

>gets his meal interrupted and still looks happy and accommodates the kid
beyond based.

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>LOOK MOM, ITS THE FORTNITE GUY, I KNEW HE WAS REAL

you sound fat

Water goes in the glass. Wine goes in the cup.

Whats this about Keanu and Fortnite?

Keanu is becoming to mainstream. Time to find a new autistic idol...

>be super famous celebrity
>eat in public

You're pretty much asking to be approached at that point. He's gotta know he can't just be a normal person anymore.

>be a normal person anymore.
You know he spends weeks every year sleeping in hotels because the noise from the other guests makes him feel connected to humanity, right?

Go outside my man... i hope this is bait bc this is to much

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boy a cute. A CUTE.

Please recommend some Keanu kino.

There's a John Wick skin in Fortnite because they're some of the most popular action movies in the past 10 years

If the kid wants his attention he should've worn a dress.

I feel like Constantine is underrated. Not fantastic but still pretty good.

What a rude little cunt. At least wait till he’s finished eating

>oh my god keanu reeves!

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That smile looks so genuine

That's the price you pay to make millions of dollars a year playing dress-up pretend.

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KEANU REEVES IS A BOY FUCKER CONFIRMED

I'll clarify for the underage and/or American: it's pretty common to order a single wine glass at a terrace to keep it light while you drink water to wash down food.

he turned the water to wine
literally jesus

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woah

>water in bottle on table
>wine in glass

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>ask for (probably) free water, still get to drink wine
That's jew magic for you

>WOOOOO WATER AND THE WINE AHAHA LSOLOL HE IS JESSSUUSSS HAHAHHAA SO BASED LOLOLOL I LUUUV KEEEEEEEANOOO HAHAHAH DOGGO AMIRITE

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everyday my hatred for amerimutts grows stronger

>is Incredibly based

>QUADS
Nice, VERY nice.

Constantine has perfect casting for Gabriel and the Devil and Constantine

End yourself, stormnigger

This but unironically

Have sex

>not using chopsticks

le onions boy xD

haha such original joke user

Reminder that Keanu was outed as half-Jewish in 2007, and hasn't made any good movies since Point Break and Speed. The Matrix is Zio Utopia analogy.

Keanu Reeves is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Keanu Reeves pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Keanu Reeves. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.

> “Zion” is a shithole inhabited by mutts, dykes and niggers
Matrix is redpilled

You guys need to get your eyes checked. That is clearly water in that glass.

The Matrix is very occult and is an analogy for what the Elite want. Neo's birthday if you take a look at it is 9/11/2001.

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based

fuck all the faggots telling you otherwise.
not eating with your hands is gay as fuck

kys

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based.
everyday (((Tv))) is turning gay to someone.

i hope we passed the gossling fetish era though .
but i dont think so with all the fucking autistic neck beards in here

Wrong

says the basement dweller

>all those angry replies
this place is shit.

>no one noticed the other keanu in the back

>no one got user's joke

the whole image is photo shopped, nobody eats pizza with a fork

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Everyone noticed, no-one mentioned it.

FUCKING RAW

La luz extinguido...

There is no glass.

you order bottles at restaurants because wine last a shit once you open the bottle because the air you turbomoor incel kid, it becomes vinegar. Have sex and go outside.

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Based

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???? That doesn’t make any sense faggot.
You sound retarded.
Europoor retard

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>not buying your wine from tetrapaks

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IT WAS FREE PIZZA

FREE FUCKING PIZZA

Can't wait for the next John Wick: San Dimas

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he looks like he could be Keanu's dad

moisturize and avoid excessive sunlight

Be careful user, you can't say anything bad about Keanu on Yea Forums and Yea Forums, worshippers will eat you alive.

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Aw man, we have to hate Keanu Reeves now? Sometimes being contrarian really sucks.

It cant be that simple

Keanu knows to not touch women ever the environment is too toxic. Its called strategic hover-hand

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>All these autistic replies to this kino post

Well, good genes and generally being healthy... dont get fat, dont becomes an alcoholic blah blah blah.. Keaunu just has his shit together.

I just wanna know what they meant by omitting "to each other" from the "be excellent" catch phrase

must be tough being a multi-millionaire

Keanu knows not to touch women because he knows they have cooties. Why'd you think he went out with that trans chick instead of a biological woman?

his mouth open real wide lmao xd

because he is a faggot.

is this picture actually FROM a movie or is this just Keanu being sad