GOD I WAS DONG THEN
GOD I WAS DONG THEN
Cameron Cooper
Joshua Russell
BRING ME THE CONFUSIAN STRETCHER
Jaxon Sanchez
WHITE HORSE ARCHERS LU BU, ON AN OPEN PLAIN!
Dominic Green
WHICH IS BIGGER NUMBER
GO OR ICHI
Liam Cruz
FENGXIAN? GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
Samuel Barnes
>You remember your first?
>Mine was some Xianbei boy at the Battle of Hexi. My horse took a crossbow so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb steppe lad, thinking he could end the expedition with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him with the meteor hammer ANCESTORS I WAS STRONG THEN
>Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, flail in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted "慢! 慢下!"
>...they never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the histories. Stupid boy. Now the Qiang bend the knee like everyone else. He could have lingered on the edge of the battle with the smart boys and today his wives would be making him miserable, his sons would be unfilial, and he'd be waking three times in the night to piss into a bowl - WINE
>Xiahou. Tianxia, what a stupid name. Xiahou Dun. Who named you? Some halfwit with a stutter?
Colton Gutierrez
Really liked when he chased Lü Bu
Peak comedy
Jayden Allen
More sake, Roberto-sama?
Xavier Bell
playing Dynasty Warriors after watching this is so cash
Sebastian Reyes
First woman to get any amount of screentime completely JUSTS the world's greatest warrior. What did China mean by this?
Adrian Allen
fuck Cao Cao
fuck Zhou Yu
fuck Sima Yi
fuck Sun Quan
Not racist, just don't like 'em. Simple as
Nolan Harris
Ok so who is the Stannis of this show? All I care about is who the right king or emperor or whoever is.
Chase Scott
for me, its cao mengde
Mason Evans
The show's going to try and tell you it's Liu Bei, but he's throwing away baby in the post right above you.
Levi Adams
If cao cao ever laughs at you just run the other way. You can never win after that.
Oliver Davis
cao cao was extremely based and I have never rooted harder for a person in a tvshow ever since.
James Foster
is sun ren cute in this
is she even in it
she's so fucking kawaii in the new total war game
Dominic Stewart
>tfw no computer good enough to run total war game
>stuck playing medieval 2
FUCKING PORTUGAL AND SPAIN FUCKING MY ENGLAND GAME UP WHAT THE FUCK YOU USELESS SACKS OF SHIT FIGHT THE FUCKING MOORS OR THE FRENCH WHO HAVE TAKEN OVER HALF THE CONTINENT YOU LET THEM TAKE ZARAGOZA *AND* VALENCIA? EXPAND YOU NIGGERS
FUCK THIS I'M PLAYING ON HARD
Isaiah Reed
>It's a Song vassalizes everyone under the sun episode again.
Josiah Anderson
Well, Stannis burned his daughter.
Aaron Rodriguez
Reminder that Liu Bei:
>ate human flesh from someone's wife and was ok with the guys sense of hospitality.
>threw his toddler son like a football, turning him into a potato.
>betrayed every ally he ever had.
>was a fucking shoe seller.
But it's ok because he is benevolent and rightfully protector of the Van.
>
Josiah Howard
>Shu fags will unironically defend this
Colton Young
You're thinking of Jackie Chan
Ian Roberts
Big Dong was the rightful kang
Adrian Green
based Chin Chong
Camden Ward
you forget that he let his incompetent crony rule and abuse his population
Aaron Brooks
he's so cute with his little laughs and quirky mannerism