Mystery

Who the shit is bringing back old image macros

Save the sadism for someone who deserves it.

Can you fuck me?

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>I don't like a reply for whatever reason thus reddit soiboi huhuhuhuhu

Dinklage is going to eat warwick, gain his power and finally grow in to a real man.

I once met Warwick Davis at a book signing in Liverpool. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "MIDGE, MIDGE, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Warwick's assistants went to get security but Warwick stopped her and said he can handle it. He bravely walked into the crowd to try and resolve the issue. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Davis. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Warwick's chin, but Warwick deftly spin-jumped up and to the right, avoiding the impact. In that same instant he flanked the pudgy assailant and landed a devastating punch straight to the back of the knee. The neckbeard's leg buckled from the sheer force of the punch and then gravity did the rest. He started falling back, threatening to crush Warwick beneath hundreds of pounds of lard but Warwick rolled away in the nick of time. All of this happened in less than 2 seconds. Needless to say the delinquent was knocked unconscious and Warwick was left winded but victorious. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause and he went back to signing books while the obese neckbeard was escorted from the premises and later arrested. What was particularly satisfying was his sobbing cries as he was dragged away; he kept repeating "I'm sorry Warwick, you're a not a midge after all".

warwick i know this is you writing this you little MIDGE , im going to get ya, put you in my stew with your little friends. Fucking sewer mutant.

nice copypasta

>that height difference
poor warwick is a midget even among midgets.

based and midgepilled

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Someone on discord said they know someone who was visited by police in UK for repeatedly posting one of those Warwick pastas

What? Why???? Has the UK sunken this low?

based bobbies, shitposter BTFO

>these are now 10 years old

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Fucking tory, kys.

Warwick Davis. Imagine this guy yelling at you. No, this isn’t just a meme post, just imagine it. You’ve had some kind of altercation in public, and before you is this deformed little creature, this sickeningly morphed little fucking gnome, screaming at you. The veins on his forehead popping out, his eyes bloodshot and his infuriating little brick head bright red as he spits out his curses. Modern society would have you believe this gruesome, odious midget it your equal that you should stand here and take this. But that’s counter to your intuition and you know it. Your mind races back to the days of your ancestors, how their burning souls would have been inflamed by such a confrontation, this freak, this hideous little THING thinking it has right to talk to you in such a manner. That primal instinct kicks in, and without hesitation you do the sensible thing and let the foul goblin know it’s place- you stride forward with righteous zeal, his shouts cease for a moment. This is unexpected to the annoying little fuck, a flash of panic crosses his malformed, elongated cartoonish face as it contorts suddenly into a comical farce of what on a normal human would resemble fear. He almost trips stepping backward, the illusion of his right to speak, right to live manufactured authority over you shattering as he can only let out a brief plea “No!” before you are upon him. A hook cracks right, that satisfying crunch as it connects with the hideous creature, the feeling of a bullet ripped from the barrel of a gun as your rage explodes into controlled, refined physical force. You feel his weak and unnatural bones twist and crunch around your knuckles, his flesh contort as you see his terrified and utterly shocked face fold around your fist. All for a glorious moment, before he crumples and folds like some kind of warped fleshy paper, his deformed little freak cartoon body falling like sand over the ground as the facade of his equality dissolves under nature

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do midge actors look up to warwick as some kind of inspirational legend? or is he just as much of a joke to them as to regular people?

Just looking into Dinks eyes, you know- Deep down he knows that it would be better to be a real man, and he is embarassed by being next to this literal gnome.
Look into Warwicks eyes and he gleefully thinks his kind to be equal, if not superior to men. His hubris is unacceptable.

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these threads warm my heart, fuck midges

Dinklage is basically aware his condition is far from ideal, sees a lot of 'ooh he is so sexy stuff' are not really meaning that much at the end of the day, and spent years angry with his condition before being able to put it behind him and live life the best he can. Warwick is outright proud of being a midge. To him it's a badge of honour, and those that question this or his choice to breed and bring other midgets with a litany of painful medical problems into the world must be punished in his eyes. He is deluded. For these reasons, I would treat Dinklage whilst starving Warwick.

Show me on the doll where the midge touched you.

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"Wear it like armor and it can never be used against you" Warwick is coping well, Dinklage ironically isn't.

Dinklage knows being a dwarf is not ideal. He's realistic. Warwick treats it like a gift, which it isn't. Accepting your condition isn't the same as deluding yourself into the thinking it's a heaven send.

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Man I am positive that Johansson definitely wants to fuck Hemsworth.

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>RDJ is 5'7.75 naturally
>Renner is 5'8'5
Love how Renner comes across as based because he doesn't give a fuck unlike RDJ.