What's his fucking problem?

how can an actor be so based?

You.

i did

and joseph baena is the coolest arnie kid. mixed race people are the future.

stop worshiping celebrities

Keeanu is a literal angel

Strong euro genetics combine with asian genetics to keep you young plus a father that will instill discipline.

he knows kung fu

What is this stance called bros?

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It will posthumously be discovered that he's actually a monster. It always happens.

Keanu Reeves is just a guy

When you are rich but still have yellow teeth

the slick wick

MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

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>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

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>MICROSOFT IS WORKING OVER TIME TO SHILL THEIR SHITTY XBOX GAMES BY PROMOTING KEANU REEVES (WHO IS PRESENTING FOR MICROSOFT AT E3)

STOP FALLING FOR OBVIOUS VIRAL MARKETING YOU FAGGOTS

breathtaking dubs

alright buddy

I like it

I'm sorry. I don't understand your post.

I see the marketing was effective, nice job microsoft
retards unironically think keanu is excited for a fucking video game

I was already pretty hyped for Cyberpunk before this. Checkmate

Donating it to childrens hospitals might. Especially is you get letters from them about how much it helped.

Healthy teeth aren't supposed to be white, they are supposed to be slightly yellow. Not to mention, almost all of the stars with"perfect teeth" are using porcelain teeth caps (See: Daisy Ridley).

Yea Forumseddit cant stop spamming him now. fuck off

he smokes like a fish

>Healthy teeth aren't supposed to be white
source

this post was made by sony, pay no attention bros

Mixed children are the future the white race is destined to die off

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Keanu isn't a fucking celebrity. He's an ascended being.

this is the fucking garbage I'm talking about

no I did

i don't own any gaming consoles and have never watched E3
I would gladly shill keanu for no reason other than I like him so much

>Le sad hollywood "good" guy who doesnt even dare to wear a MAGA hat or support Trump, nor dares to support christianity, who had his whole family sacrificed by jews, but still refuses to turn on the jews

Nahh hollywood is filled with paedophiles and adrenachrome addicted people. Why do you think Keanu would be different?

Sandra belongs to Keanu delete this right now pardna

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Celebrity worship is shit but Keanu is probably one of the better ones to look up to. He seems to mostly be about doing wholesome stuff instead of whining about politics and then doing nothing for them besides stating their opinion and demanding everyone pay attention to them for it. He works hard, is diligent, and doesn't take his wealth for granted or think its something he's owed, even when it literally is something he's owed like his Matrix Revolutions paycheck.

Worshiping people who's only qualification is playing pretend really good is always a dumb thing but there's a lot to like about the guy besides him pretending to fly that one time. You're a good boy, Keanu, never change.

the fuck are you talking about and what does trump have to do with anything?

You're cynical and jaded. Have sex.

suck my schlong

>tfw can grow a Keanu beard
>tfw balding

First it giveth than it taketh away.

Gee, I dont know, but every celebrity who fucks kids hate Trump

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Anyone have this image of keanu with the text dialogue of him picking you up to catch up over a drink

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and trump is a jewish cocksleeve, what the fuck is your point?

But I'm only homo for Keanu

I agree that Keanu is probably a legit good guy and seems pretty genuine. It might be me being cynical but I always assume the "cool quirky celeb" on talk shows are so fake.

What's with the whole "daddy" thing going on with Keanu now though? He's always had memes online about him being sad or something but I can't stop seeing a million things about him every day. Is it just because of John Wick 3?

keanu is a good actor respectable, but the reddit fandom worship around him is a bit cringey,

cyberpunk 2077 marketing, they're milking the "breathtaking" for every penny

He can find new wife and make more kids, but he is illuminati slave so whatever.

Dont look up to these creatures

All you patsies believing that Keanu is such a good guy, when actually in 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>donates money
>donates
>money
>kike
You stink like untermensch, user. You should go wash that off.

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wtf i hate john wick now!

No, I am Spartacus.

Wow, Keanu Reeves truly is a real hero, real human being

It was different time

Was reading last night she turned down being trinity in the matrix because she didn't want to work with the actor (then) wanted as Neo by the producers, but it did not say who. She also deeply regretted the decision when Kinonu was cast.

Wonder who she didn't like?

>console wars
yikes, go back to Yea Forums

Not anymore whiteboi

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>normal person donates money
LMAO! FUCKING KEK! ENJOY BEING SCAMMED YOU RETARD! THOSE MONEY AREN'T EVEN USED FOR CHAIRTY!
>famous actor does
BASED! BEST HUMAN BEING EVER!

Isn't Cyberpunk 2077 cross-platform?

And this is not even all, as in October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Those were the days of the Old Gods, user. No one can fault him for that.

reminder that the keanu meme is officially dead, normies have ruined it just like everything else

Theres going to be some kind of dumb Keanu backlash isn't there guys :(((

Press X to doubt.

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Let's be honest. It was all Raimi idea. Not it be the holocaust memorial fiacso he would never told keanu to do it

i don't think so. there's nothing to really dislike about the guy besides not being a good actor but even then everyone enjoys him in at least one movie.

not his fault the internet is fucking nuts

>normal person donates $10
>hospital can buy an additional box of nitrile gloves this month

>celebrity donates $5,000,000
>a hospital can buy a dozen dialysis machines

I've read that she turned down the role of Neo, not Trinity.

It's the thought that counts. Also a famous actor probably has enough pull to have some input on what exactly the donation is used for.

Wasn't Will Smith originally going to be Neo?

Wasn't Woll Smoth up for that role?

He took all the male hapa power from the Supreme Gentleman

originally it was supposed to be big willy style yeah

george soros donates to a bunch of charities

So does every rich person. They end up writing most of it off and get good boy points.

Oh they donate money. But only when their name is prominently displayed, like on a college building. Anonymous charity is anathema.

You need to be a higher quality person to make AMWF work. WMAF kids are usually ugly and shitty because the parents are usually have lower standards.

Oh, and not to mention, there's a shit ton of charities that are solely for the benefit of Jews, though they rarely come right out and say it. Those dollars would be better off going to taxes, as hard is that is for me to say.

I honestly wonder what racists do when they meet the love of their life but he/she is of a different race?

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>Refusing to support Zion Don
Protip if you hate kikes, but still support a guy who worked in an industry full of them(New York landowner) and has a daughter married to one, you're a retard

Oh shit, r/hapa incel is here.

X

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>dialysis machines
fuck trannies I say

does boipucci?

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Why do people keep calling him a Nazi then? Because he dislikes globalist Marxist Jews?

There isn't a more based man in Hollywood

I know Will Smith was considered for the role of Neo, but he turned it down.

Lefty retards started calling him a Nazi, then LARPing Nazi retards thought "if left wing guy no like him, he good and actual Nazi". Fucking retards the lot of them

Hey user! You're breathtaking.

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>germanoid socialist seethes that international movie star visits only half decent middle Eastern country

Day of le Rope/Revolution any day now!

Honestly sounds like you’re just a butthurt /pol/ incel trying to reconcile widespread Jewish philanthropy with your deluded incel belief that jooz r greedy and your barely working pea brain wants to explode from the contradiction

He spends like 70% of his time awake on a motorcycle.

Which ones? I donate fairly regularly but I'm often worried about charities with millionaire CEOs
There are greedy and bad charities out there my man

A genuinely good person unlike 99.9% of Hollywood (mostly all Satanic pedophiles)

Based

i literally don't even know what "supporting israel" is and why it's good or bad lmao
back to /pol/

>bragging about being a retard
Amazing post

>not caring about things that don't affect me is being a retard

Anyone who donates a large amount has someone overseeing the funds and where it's being spent on. It's not like your average thousand dollar donation that just goes into a black hole, never to be seen again.

Does supporting Israel require a financial donation? Do you have to vote for candidatea friend ly to them? Please explain what the headline you posted is referring to

Fuck wrong guy

WTF?! That's it, I'm deleting my John Wick skin from Fortnite!

THE FUCK YOU SAY?

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>it doesn't affect me
retard detected

It's true I was the drowning noises

it literally doesn't

Is JW3 up on openload or some other bullshit kodi stream yet?

and... people with kidney disorders I guess?

why do people on a mongolian basket weaving forum need to explain what supporting israel means to you?

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have sex

I wish you death.

i wish you sex

>all these shareblue employees who forgot how to be subtle

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