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a gorgeous person with a gorgeous personality.
I think this thread is completely unnecessary and doesn't really help make this whole board any better, considering the poor state it's been at for the last years, specially when she keeps getting posted every day and it always ends up becoming a "how do I get a big tiddy goth gf" thread.
Then again, I do like big tits.
Dolly Parton's evil side.
Last Halloween I didn't watch any horror movies, I just jerked off to pictures of Elvira instead. It was better.
I agree with you, but she is so fucking hot and there's this incredible webm floating around of her cleaning the floor with her big ass up in the air that just makes me a goddamn lunatic.
Is it possible to see her pussy somewhere? Asking for my nephew
One; a thot.
Fpbp. That said she's my wife and I claimed her decades ago.
big fat tiddies
remember when women being sexy wasn't problematic?
She took some nude pics as Cassandra Peterson back in the day, they're more tasteful playboy-style than full blown pussy shots but still very nice. Not going to post them you can google them easily enough.
She never did anything too lewd as Elvira, the character was supposed to be PG-13 and more of a tease than a outright slut.
You people need girlfriends.
The monster rap was about how she banged monsters
The first "thot" of the modern media era. She has all the hallmarks of the type of woman you see on instagram and youtube today.
You're awful at social commentary
Threads like these are why this board exists. This is not place to just "discuss movies and television". If you want that go to a regular forum or reddit. Or start your own thread and watch it get three replies.
>all that thiccness desperately trying to break out of her pants
Elvira was the first television "waifu" in the sense that she was a sexy presenter who appeared weekly and responded to fan letters and input. If you go back and watch her early shows her personality and gimmick are not unlike what would eventually become the standard for youtube thots. If you go back to sexy women on television before this the resemblance is not strong enough.
Jesus Christ user
A masterpiece of ass.
I never denied I did.
No, that was Vampira.
still would
MY HEAAAARTSSS ON FIRE
FOR ELVIRA
and Jesus
bump
I should also mention that her line in this clip is "Grab a tool and start banging."
Don't forget your axe
Shame she never did porn
>she's an innie
No way
That movie was Addams Family-tier macabre slapstick with a lot of awful puns and a lot of sexual innuendo, which is exactly what it should have been.
In a just world we would have gotten a trilogy.
are there any porn parodies or cosplays of this?
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>getting mogged by your own mom
dem tits
brutal mogging
That right there is a work of art
there is no way to emulate elvira sadly
good thing is her entire kinography is fap material
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that's a man, baby
larkin love could've pulled it off if she tried
there's also this
>disgusting sub whore
I don't think so
you’re a manbaby lmao
Lord give me strength
Fuck, skinny Bailey Jay was top tier
Great body. Nice face too. She looks pretty good even today (for an old woman).
Her b-movie hosting was good but her own movie was pretty lame.
Larkin Love did one, but it was meh
nope
I'm out, this thread has too much sexiness in it...
user, take this with you when you leave