There will never be a movie like this ever again. There hasn't been in 20 years and there never will...

not at all

>I shall explain. Every day the slave-girl arrives in the morning with a large basin containing water, which she hands to her owner. He washes his hands and his face and his hair in the water, then he dips his comb in the water and brushes his hair, blows his nose and spits in the basin. There is no filthy impurity which he will not do in this water. When he no longer requires it, the slave-girl takes the basin to the man beside him and he goes through the same routine as his friend. She continues to carry it from one man to the next until she has gone round everyone in the house, with each of them blowing his nose and spitting, washing his face and hair in the basin.

>michael chrichton never failed except to beat cancer
this. like every single book he wrote was put into film. how did he do it lads? 13th warrior was some pretty good kino i probably haven't watched it in 10 years.

where were you when crichton tried to warn us almost 20 years ago?

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The only dumb part of this movie was the scene where Banderas shaves down a viking sword into a scimitar with a fucking grinding wheel.

couldn't that somehow be possible with days of grinding? roughly i mean

i love that part

probably less, if they're using super shit metals. It wouldn't have been steel.

nice try but I ain't reading that shit

>One man will have intercourse with his slave-girl while his companion looks on. Sometimes a group of them comes together to do this, each in front of the other. Sometimes indeed the merchant will come in to buy a slave-girl from one of them and he will chance upon him having intercourse with her, but will not leave her alone until he has satisfied his urge.

>They are addicted to alcohol, which they drink night and day. Sometimes one of them dies with the cup still in his hand.)47

>When that man whom I mentioned earlier died, they said to his slave-girls, "Who will die with him?" and one of them said, I shall.

> the slave-girl who wished to be killed was coming and going, entering one pavilion after another. The owner of the pavilion would have intercourse with her and say to her, gTell your master that I have done this purely out of love for you.n At the time of the evening prayer on Friday they brought the slave-girl to a thing that they had constructed, like a door-frame. She placed her feet on the hands of the men and was raised above that door-frame. She said something and they brought her down. Then they lifted her up a second time and she did what she had done the first time. They brought her down and then lifted her up a third time and she did what she had done on the first two occasions

LO,

this movie was kino.

that movie was such shit. So fucking boring. The story fell so hard compared to the hype it had when it came out.

You are not alone.

I thought it was pretty good up until the cave zombies showed up

Even if you did, the resulting weapon would be a completely unbalanced piece of shit that would probably break if you actually swung it at an enemy. The swords are made differently, it's not just a slab of fucking playdough.

the Quran is pretty fucked up

>le based brown man saving the white savages
pure cancer

>Ahmad ibn Fadlan is taken along as the thirteenth member of their group to comply with a soothsayer's requirement for success. There they battle with the 'mist-monsters', or 'wendol', a tribe of vicious savages (suggested by the narrator to have been possibly relict Neanderthals) who go to battle wearing bear skins.
Sounds like Bone Tomahawak.

he didn't save them, idiot. everything could have happened exactly the way it did without him. i liked that about the movie.

You're just fucking sad you know that. Your ignorance abounds.
If you read a book for once in your life you'd know Muslims and Vikings share a heck of a lot in common.
Jihad, dying in combat to enter heaven.
Vikings, dying in combat to enter Valhalla.
Combat and War becoming more than yourself.
Your ignorance is disgusting and you try to show it off is more disgusting.

Read Metaphysics of War and then you may be allowed to post again kiddo.

The part with the door frame is confusing and I can't tell what's happening.

In the fact that there are cave dwelling savages at the end? Yes but not the rest at all.

durka durka muhammad jihad
there is almost nothing in common which is why ibn fadlan found the vikings crude
based speedwatcher retard

>hey guys, remember me?

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You're 12 and need to read a history book. You have nothing to source your claims. I will shoot you in the gutter like the rest.

Bandera was not even the secondary character in the movie lol

Nino Burrito is my favorite actor.

This, we should stop watching hollyjews garbage.

I know faggot, why do you gotta remind me?? :(
Gods I was strong then..

so he told them they could get out of the cave through the tunnel. wow

There will never be a movie like Die Hard or Predator again either. McTiernan busted out so much action kino and made it look easy.

>didn't watch the movie

it paved the way for actual good "observer characters" like in last samurai
watching the beowulf saga play out from the perspective of a bystander that doesn't interfere with the plot on major levels at all was just great
critics weren't too fond and low test betas were reeeeing all over the place

that was KINO

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that's a big link

unironically vikings washed and bathed more than the common european from the middle ages.

for you

>more than the common european from the middle ages
you mean more than daily?

The whole "medieval people didn't bathe" thing is so dumb. Obviously anyone who could bathe, would. Poor people probably didn't much, but then they don't even now. Plenty of low class people smell awful in 2019, especially potheads.

Bathing was highly common in Europe during the Viking age, and didn’t stop being common until the later middle ages.
There was a though that bathing led to a spread of the plague at that point.
Most towns before this had public bathing facilities.

I'm surprised he never became more of a household name. His whole conviction and imprisonment hardly even made the news.

80's and 90's action movies will never occur again. Men are too weak now.

it's literally a GoT rip off

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>If you read a book for once in your life you'd know Muslims and Vikings share a heck of a lot in common.
You know what they don't have in common?
Muslims stole Greek science and then stalled hard (and are still ass backwards to this day) meanwhile Vikings made their own science and subjugated the entire planet and changed civilisation repeatedly, forever.

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