”I’m the most likable and humble celebrity in Hollywood”

I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface.

As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless.

We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

Ryan Reynolds all the way.

Reynolds is a fucking narcissist. Dude loves the sound of his own voice

>Non-Chad
>On Yea Forums

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if you mash both of them together you get Tom Ford.
youtube.com/watch?v=QpTvfYC71d8

>the most likable and humble celebrity in Hollywood
Tom Hanks

Reynolds doesn't seem humble. Keanu hates being complimented

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>The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life
This is fucking hilarious, never knew based Keanu had a sharp sense of humor .

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keanu is overblown but far better than ryan reddit

im positive they would both be great to work with, but i feel like keanu would be the better one to hang out with if you were actually close friends with both

Reynolds just knows how to play the PR game, the public formed Keanus persona

Keanu, of course. Ryan is okay, though.

Ryan would always be trying to make you laugh, which if it works would end with nights where your sides hurt from laughing all the time.

Keanu on the other hand would just be chill to hang out with, some jokes and some "deep" musings, but nothing over the top and you'd come away from it serene and fulfilled.

fpbp

>Ryan Reynolds versus Keanu Reeves in a humble-off
>thinking Ryan would win at all

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>Pick one

Joaquin

this, I cant stand Reynolds.

>Pick one
Goose

2007 was a good year. fite me

Both Canadian. Both do good mainstream movies and kino indie flicks. They both are down to earth and out of the Hollywood Celebrity Game.
I CAN'T CHOOSE!!!

Another Canadian? I there anything Canucks cannot do?

Secretly an asshole in his own head.

>On Yea Forums
when do you think you are?

Neo > John Wick

They're probably both real assholes in person but they've got good PR people. It's like you fags don't understand Hollywood at all.

ACT

Johnny Utah>>>>>>every other role

FUCKING LEAFS

So... just like American actors?
That's why all the meaty roles go to Brits faking an American accent?

you're hardly a chad, Ryan

How the fuck is that even a contest?

Are you mad Mr Stars&Stripes?
Also, it's A FUCKING LEAF
know your meme

none of that made me like Keanu any less

Because we watched Ryan's indie kinos. You didn't.

LITTLE

>capeshit
>meaty
Good one.

Johnny Mnemonic>>>>>>>>>every role by every actor

>Ryan's indie kinos
detective pikachu?

Remember a few weeks ago when that interview came out about Keanu being lonely and everyone lost their minds?
Turns out it was just marketing for some shitty video game. People are fucktards if they buy this shit.

This.

Yooo what the FUCK

Based, Keanu "The waves have claimed her" Reeves all the way.

Ryan Reynolds has the most fabricated Hollywood personality of all time and he's such a goddamn tryhard. He was maybe genuine during Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place

/thread

A few weeks ago?
People have been thinking Keanu is lonely for over 10 years. Because he is

Yeah but everyone mysteriously got reminded about it right before he came out shilling some vidya.

t.breath giving

Do they really?

Yeah, he definitely needed the boost of some random article saying he's lonely to shill a cyberpunk game. It's not like he's Johnny fucking Mnemonic currently riding the action movie hype with John Wick. Nah, none of that matters, what will really sell games is making people think the guy is lonely.

Probably because John Wick 3 came out and people started talking about Keanu again, like what happened when John Wick 2, and John Wick came out.
Or is a movie releasing the same time around a game also a conspiracy theory for you?

if dead celebrities count he would be the most liked

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>we
Speak for yourself m8. I bet you're OP. only someone completely deluded could think Ryan would even have a chance.

sup newfag

this

>Buy my gin! What? No, I'm not trying to recreate George Clooney's success with his Tequila business.

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Robbie Williams might have been a nice guy, but I bet it got tiring hanging out with him, with him always doing bits and ad-libbing jokes all day long, doing it even more if you laugh just a bit.

actually amazing movie

Keanu

I thought Clooney sold espressos?

This contest should be between Ryan and Chris Pratt for second place. Keanu automatically wins.

Yeah, if you got tired hanging out with him, he must have been dead tired hanging out with himself.

Keanu is so humble that he wouldn't even enter a humble contest if such a thing existed. He would turn it down, humbly, "nah I'm not worthy to enter such a contest", and then go sit on a bench and eat sandwich while he watched the pidgins. But he wouldn't feed them because that encourages them, and there would be signs saying not to.

>Chris Pratt
>anywhere near the most likable and humble
U wot m8

I would put him higher at "down to earth" and humble than ryan

keanu >>>>chris prat >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ryan reynolds

>On the cover of the January 2017 issue of Vogue, Pratt spoke about his rise to fame and how his faith turned him from a door-to-door salesman into a Hollywood movie star.
>“That’s why I believe in God and the divine,” he told me. “I feel like it was perfectly planned."
Yeah that sounds real humble of him, thinking God made him an actor as part of some divine plan.

Reynolds is shite

His humble faith was rewarded, he is doing God's work.

Ryan Reynolds is not a real man! Allow me to explain. 6 years ago I was hired to do some carpentry work on the set of a movie being made in the backwoods of Georgia. My crew and I were tasked with building a house which would be burnt down at the end of the movie. The job seemed to be pretty straightforward until my buddy started pointing out weird things about the floor plans. Secret rooms, a hidden tunnel, peep holes in the walls, just a lot of weird stuff. We figured ok whatever they maybe needed these things for the story or something. So we go about building this house. Halfway through this black limo pulls up to the set and Ryan Reynolds pops out. He runs right up to me and starts screaming. "You idiot! You retard! These nails are iron they should not be iron!" And I remember he touched the nail and it seemed to burn him. Now that was really odd. He went around inspecting all the corners in the house. Specifically the corners. At this point I was legitimately spooked. It just didn't feel right. But the money was so good. My buddy and I stayed late trying to get the job done so we could get away from this place. It was at exactly midnight that we heard a howling sound coming from the woods right by the house.

I grabbed the glock from under my truck seat and when I turned around I saw him. Ryan Reynolds. Pail as a ghost with red glowing eyes. He opened his mouth and inhuman sound poured out. I fired off a couple rounds but they seemed to pass right through him. I yelled to my friend but he didn't respond. I had no choice but to leave him. I drove straight home, packed, and moved across country that night. I never heard from my friend again.

Sometimes I look at the news in the areas around that place. A couple small towns. There are always reports of missing children and pets.

This is way better than the secret-hollywood-hermaphrodite-meant-to-brainwash-us stories.

Ryan Reynolds is a first grade arrogant jerk. He isn't humble at all.

>NOOOOO DON'T INSULT MY CELEB BF

nothing wrong with that :)

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You didn't even insult him, though. You just had a retarded reason for believing an article about him being lonely was faked for publicity before he'd shill a game. If anything, suggesting that he's not actually lonely is the opposite of an insult.

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ryan is a reddit soi faggot who will always be in the shadow of goose because they have the same name, became popular at the same time, and kind of look similar.
keanu is unbelievably based. single handedly revived the action movie genre. starring in hit after hit and staying true to himself. keanu is definitely and unironically /ourguy/

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the guy who celled me breathtaking

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You're right there no way a celebrity interview could have been done for publicity coinciding with the release of his game and movie.
There's no such thing as marketing after all

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>tfw you will never be bff's with keanu and do martial arts with him in his garage

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That's what happened at E3. Someone yelled
>You're breathtaking!
And Keanu immediately shouted back
>YOU'RE breathtaking!
Any other celeb would have just smiled and said oh, thank you.
Not Keanu. He's a real human bean.

Ryan Reynolds shills Cellphone games while Keanu stars in CD Projekt's best game.

All celebrities can fuck off, and also you should fuck off too op for posting this reddit shit.

>do martial arts with KR
nah, I want to spend days with him in the garage working on bikes then going on roadtrips

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People really are stupid.

you fuck off bitter piece of shit

fucking state of you faggots. I bet you like BR2049, John Wick, Drive and BLACKED

Who the fuck doesn't like John Wick? Easily the best American action movie in forever. I bet you are an Avenger fag.

What the fuck do you think they'd gain from making people know he's lonely right before John Wick? The movie had all the hype it needed, reminding people that Keanu is lonely doesn't do shit to sell the movie about a super-assassin. If they'd made sure to remind everyone about the shooting training that Keanu's done, then that would make sense for building hype for John Wick. Neither does his game role gain anything from it, because he's got all the current John Wick hype and cyberpunk good will from Johnny Mnemonic. It's like you have no idea what marketing is for.

It's way more believable that he just got interviewed because of being in John Wick and that shit was talked about in a sincere way, instead of being talked about for weird publicity reasons.

Chill, dude, there's no need to be upset.
I liked those movies, but I am not crazy about them either to the point of actively shilling for them. For me interracial porn is fine, but only if the man is white. If anyone likes seeing a petite girl rammed in all holes by a bunch of jacked negroes, that's their business.

BR2049 and John Wick are both great fucking movies. Tell us some recent movies you liked.

left for sure

>bitter
>for not worshiping celebs/falling for marketing
You fuck off shill.