PLEASE MTV

lemon flavored gin and a musclecar

>PIMP MY RIDE
I heard you like movies and fish, So we put a flat screen in your trunk inside a fish tank.

Oh shit, you my kind sir have hit me right in the nostalgia

Did anyone watch the version with lil jon?

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jnco jeans and 2 tickets to wrestlemania

Beer, weed, coke, flannel, truck, boots, "confidence"

buy them some oxys

YO DOG I HEARD YOU LIKE... is my favorite obscure meme, and it's great because I can use it IRL and just pretend it's a reference to Pimp My Ride without totally blasting my power level.

Nein, on ze contrary

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Yeah yeah

Sell them meth, give them pabst, or any kind of pills.

Easiest way is to be related to them.

>tfw found her porn video

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Liar! please post sauce

Would bang

Can you show me?

Sauce?

>orange body paint, or other color that is not the original
>Xbox almost always
>speakers that take away trunk space
>an obscure thing from their job/hobby on front seats
>spinners on big wheels
>spoilers on a car that doesn't need them
>annoying horn sounds
The show was fun at times but i would not let them pimp my ride

I have a fetish for shitboxes in mint preserved factory condition

I remember someone on /o/ once posted one of those cars. His brother had been on the show a decade or two previously and sold it to him.

Apparently they never did anything but the bare minimum to fix any mechanical issues. They do an amazing job making the gaudiest most ridiculous looking car possible (legitimately good work) but it can still be a complete lemon, mechanically.

Obscure?

>obscure
It’s not obscure, it’s a dead classic. These days I’m all about the dead memes.
I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ (I think pokemon is a pretty cool guy he fucks anons and doesn’t afraid of anything)
SHOOP DA WHOOP
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
THIS IS MY ROFLCOPTER IT GOES SOISOISOISOI

Feed them the seed.

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post it faggot, if its a link just space it out and no one will be banned

Based circa '07 oldfag.
You sound exactly like the turbosperg who introduced me to Yea Forums at my first college party back when they were crashing Tom Green's call in show.

I like jerking off to big tits. The bigger the better. 2d, 3d, 4d, it doesn’t matter. I like when they bounce, I like when she bends forward and you can see em hang. I like when she sucks on her own, or gets them sucked on by another chick. Bonus points if they are full of milk. The best part though, is the slow tease and reveal of big titties coming out to play. Nothing better than a nice view of cleavage that gets bigger and bigger as she slowly pulls down on her shirt. Sometimes I dream about being a mountain climber, but instead of climbing a mountain, I’m scaling a huge pair of tits and I make camp at the nipple, because of course I can’t climb the whole thing in one day. Sometimes I dream about being Atlas and holding up the biggest breasts in the universe.

This is a man who knows what he wants

yea he's asking HOW

ok since noone wanted to tell you I will, Its easy go talk to them, give them attention. thats all you have to do.

Yeah I don't think that's a surprise to anyone

Them hips, man, goddamn.