>keanu is a footfag
Keanu is a footfag
Foot-stomping is an angel's go to move.
The only time I've found Tilda Swinton attractive.
movie was a 10/10 in terms of aesthetics.
So are you, handsome.
How did they achieved this?
of course he is. all true chads are
Did you understand the film the first time you saw it OP?
>just learning this
You could tell from when he sucked his sister's toes in Devil's Advocate.
I was gonna post this. She looks like a menopausal professor of feminist literary theory in everything else.
Fuck so true
>a pedophile has shitty fetishes
Wow so shocking
>a pedophile
Elaborate
No. You have to explain it to us user.
He rapes children
proof
Hot
Never talk about her like that ever again
I was raped by him
nice
You're not a child though
>Adaptation
What a navel-gazing peice of garbage.
>this
>not the /ss/ in Chronicles of Narnia
I like that there's one theory going around about how in the final scene where Constantine was ascending, his body was dead for real and that God was manipulating his body to flip off the Devil. Or that Shia's character was an angel from the very beginning and is specifically Constantine's guardian angel.
as constantine showed she has a very big potential to be attractive but most of the time she isn't. What's the secret to make her waifu material?
/outguy/
depends on how much you like that sort of thing, she's always been reverse david bowie.
go back to Petropavlovsk, Ivan, and take your marxist shit with you.
She was best playing a boy
he fucks trannies
Report of the week. Tilda's book review
fuck me that shit was hot when i was 13
Nah, this, Narnia, and the Beach.
Feet fetishes are based and redpilled.
Same. I never saw any of her other flicks, so when I said I thought she was cute people started laughing their asses off and showing me pictures. I was like what the fuck and showed pictures of Constantine and asked what sort of eldritch magics they performed to make that happen.
pathetic desu swanton is a goddess one could easily imagine her being male or female harassing my anus either way and it would be magical.
Is this how Keannu got his tranny fetish?
>YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
t. depressed life hater
>The only time I've found Tilda Swinton attractive.
for me its when she slept in a box in a museum
we need more androgyne characters in film
not letting her cut her hair short.
not letting her wear no trace of makeup
forcing her to have a marginal tan
forcing her to wear figure-hugging dresses and high heels
forcing her to be a submissive character
forcing her to eat foods that add to her rump, chest and hips
not dressing her in a fucking stinking fart-filled businessman's old suit or having a dyke haircut.
she looks better in that than she did in game of thrones.
>harassing my anus
pedo is a Latin root pertaining to the foot
God i wish i were you
I watched "we need to talk about Kevin" for the first time the other day, and honestly thought she was kind of hot at points in that movie