Star Trek

Why is it that all people in the Star Trek universe need to "fall in love" with someone, to the point that they are willing to abandon everything they have in their life just to be with that person, is to be physically attracted to them and to have known them for less than a day? It makes them all seem like their thirteen year olds that have "fallen in love" for the first time and think they have found a soulmate just because they think someone's good looking.

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Because melodrama.
Next question.

Why are you so gay

Why the fuck didn't Wesley plow Ashley Judd's pussy? Is he a cock smoking pudding licking homo?

>all people
What about O'Brien?

The Irish aren't people.

Because love is the REAL final frontier!

Is that a serious question?

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It's a soap opera dude

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There were two separate mini-arcs on DS9 about, "what is Keiko the botanist going to do on a space station?"

Question: What's up with this trend of actors on trek directing a couple episodes themselves?

Probably cheaper and/or easier than hiring a freelancer, not like Trek episodes are that complicated in terms of direction

Has data been able to build another android and keep its positronic matrix or whatever stable yet?

If not do you think with 7 of 9's help he would be able to do it?

Should there be a " data" on every ship?

How bout a whole holographic crew?

yes

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What episode is this??

>Should there be a " data" on every ship?
Picard said that would be akin to slavery. But then the main computer of the Enterprise created a Moriarty character that seemed to measure up to Data, and there's one of those on every ship.

the rape episode
Q gives data a cock and balls and he becomes overwhelmed with sexual urges

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So the doctor from voyager could reprogram himself to be smarter than data? He could also program himself to be stronger and invulnerable couldn't he?
I like the idea of a holgram rebellion led by the doctor now.

Did you say rape gangs?

But a holographic emitter is fundamentally just something that can project forces. Why bother with the visualization, when you can just have the ship use all these force guns to fuck shit up? If they start making ships like the one where Andy Dick was the emergency medical ham (i.e., holoemitters everywhere), then there already is a Data on every ship.

They want to make sure that the audience get's that everyone is straight and that there're no gays in star trek. The easiest way to do this is by making every character have a love interest.

>there're no gays in star trek
*blocks your path*

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That makes my peepee the big peepee

It's 3am at Quarks. The faint rippling of the dabo wheel lingers in the air. the clang and clash of glasses and effervescent chatter at the crowded bar. Morn is bikering with a trader over a late shipment of sand peas. A Ferengi waiter is wiping down tables next to a pair of ensigns pawing at one another like tribbles in heat. You sit down at the end of the bar. Quark throws down his rag and places the polished glass down in front of you. "What'll it be?".

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Data always had a cock and ball though. He fucks Tasha Yar in that episode they all get drunk on space water vapor or some shit.

>this entire thread
>this entire board
Love is real. Sorry to hear life has desensitized and fucked you out of it.

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Even then they had to pussy out of it with the whole Dax thing.

It is just tripping on body opioids, you weak, wiil-absent shit. Heroin is also real, go get some.

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fuq

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pole smoker.

glass of root beer

Only faggots drink anything other than kanar at 3 in the morning