Wtf is up with these two? So they just kept selling balloons and showing birds to kids until retirement? How the fuck do you get a reasonable pension off of that? Why didn't they adopt? This DIY 'we love to travel' couple meme is only cool before marriage with some exotic bimbo who's absorbed the seed of many men like a sponge. You can't just expect me to sympathize with two literal NEETs for life leeching off the social safety net. I mean what the fuck. At least they're perfect for each other. Two slimy content worms, feasting off the accomplishments of others. Excluding themselves from society, refusing to contribute to their community. Disgusting.
Wtf is up with these two? So they just kept selling balloons and showing birds to kids until retirement...
Hunter Adams
Jonathan Turner
If I were Carl I would divorce that bitch for unable to have children
William King
If you'd paid attention, you'd know that Carl made her infertile with his powerful penetrative seed.
Nicholas Smith
>You can't just expect me to sympathize with two literal NEETs
They worked at a zoo lmao
Elijah Adams
Until they didn't. What kind of career path is that anyway?
Thomas Lewis
>Until they didn't
You mean once they retired? Lol, are you a NEET by chance?
Blake Price
>implying
Gavin Reyes
>ITT: parasitic NEETS bitching and crying that a hardworking happily married Greatest Generation couple spent their whole lives working very stable jobs and in love until retirement while they froth away in mommy's basement
gen z is fucking disgusting
Ryan Phillips
Someone is overthinking a children’s movie.
Ethan Davis
Trolling, there's jack shit to imply they got any handouts from anyone. These jobs used to be more than enough for one man to support a large house and large family on alone. They were also always responsible with their money which is why they never splurged on frivilous exotic trips.
Austin Reyes
I have trouble believing someone could be a the equivalent of a hotdog stand guy or an ice cream salesman for his entire life.
William Morgan
Both of them made visitors to the zoo immensely happy rather than indulging themselves ‘travelling’, i.e. the voyeuristic consumption of other cultures. They contributed to their hometown economy rather than spending their money on foreign goods.
That said, fuck that boomer for his NIMBYism.
Christian Moore
They both seemed to be Zoo employees doing various things there that needed, it's not crazy that they could keep doing that back then. Also, there absolutely were people who made a living running food stands and did okay after WWII. It was a very different time. You didn't need to do much to have a nice house, cars, wife and family back then at all.
Connor Wilson
Not him but the Roman Chewing Candy dude with his greatgrandfather's mule cart has been making a good living in New Orleans since I was a little kid and continues to. It's all about making good stuff for reasonable prices and parking outside high-traffic areas. He gets a few hundred dollars minimum profit every day just from school kids, not to mention tourists. That's a decent enough living.
William Thompson
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS, THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THE GOOD LIFE THE BOOMER FUCKERS
William Nelson
You're right.
They should have taken up a totally not parasitical and socially debilitating profession like investment banking and speculation.
Mason White
She loved him even though he was shorter than her? Did she have a mental illness?
Isaiah Peterson
I remember bawling my eyes out watching this. My gf is like wtf why are you crying? Fuck you bitch it was a sad scene :(
Connor Turner
This, hotdog stands make literal millions in the nice places of New York (the license to operate one even goes for hundreds of thousands of dollars).
Brayden Hill
>Just walk up to the manager and shake his hand. worked for me
Charles Diaz
she was barren. they're both defective
Carter Ramirez
>watching animate movies
Are you guys faggots, women or children?
Aiden Sanders
At least people can't see she's barren. People see he's a manlet from the first glance.
Tyler Jones
Nigga, Carl BUILT their house
Caleb Martin
Its ok, let it all out OP. Im salty too because its impossible nowadays to get a cute loyal gf.
Eli Powell
>literal tomboy doing adventurous stuff like charging into stranger's houses marrying the shy guy
>probably barren from pre-marriage STDs
>user still thinks she was loyal
Camden Rogers
Investment banking is a crucial part of the economy and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand what they are talking about.
Jeremiah Hernandez
yeah but you dont have to build the economy that way
Adrian Martin
>spending other people's money is a crucial part of the economy
Jeremiah Murphy
>Implying you aren't going to die a virgin
Matthew Scott
Yeah I watched this with my girlfriend (her first time, I'd seen it previously on an international flight) and I told her it started out sad as fuck. After the intro I was welling up and she didn't care. Weird.
Brody Sanders
>What kind of career path is that anyway?
Only cunts care about career, so show us the goods or GTFO
Thomas Flores
>After the intro I was welling up and she didn't care. Weird.
Leave that bitch, she is hollow inside and will drag you down to hell where she belongs.
Samuel Russell
>Men aren't a more competitive and ambitious workforce
Looks like you've been fed enough propaganda. Ripe for harvest.