I feel like making movies is the only thing I have a passion for, the only thing I want to do for a living...

I feel like making movies is the only thing I have a passion for, the only thing I want to do for a living, but it feels like a pipe dream that isn't worth investing any money or time into. The clock is ticking for me so I can't afford to have fancy expensive dreams at this point, but still, it's the one thing I can imagine myself doing. I'm miserable doing anything else.

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I wanna act but I have crooked teeth and I'm ugly

Because youre an incel sperg who is 100% out of shape, has no real hobbies and spends too much time watching movies instead of being productive.
Stop daydreaming. You will never make a movie.
Get a job. Join a gym. Have sex.

It really bothers me knowing that at least 70% of the users on this board are exactly like me down to the tiniest little personal details.

The world needs Steve Buscemi's. I want to act but my hair is unironically fucked

Try and do something in the theatre! That, as a beginning, isn't a pipe dream, and it gives you valuable experience working with actors and affecting the audience through mise en scene. Francis Ford Coppola recommends that hopeful films directors work in the theatre first

I will be expanding your asshole.

There isn't anything reeeally stopping you from making a film. It will take time and dedication and won't be like a Hollywood production, but even with work and other commitments, you *could* make a film.

Very few people are satisfied in life. Most get it figured out in the first 20 years and live the rest of their lives as a result of that. You've been misfortunate enough to make it into your mid-twenties without any obligations or duties. You'e not gonna be successful. Most people aren't.

Just learn to accept your shitty life where you're smart enough to recognize what could be, but not smart or lucky enough to fulfill it. If you can't do that, just kill yourself. Your life will be boring and you'll have to settle in ways you couldn't imagine. It's only downhill from here.

You're a good Joe, I'll read your screenplay if you want me to

I want to be a porn star but my dick is roughly 5 inches I'm not willing to do gay stuff and my nipples are disproportionately large

A 5" porn star would be pretty kino

Make Star Wars fan films and sell them anonymously.

Don't worry James, you will get your second chance

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You mean the sweet release of his upcoming divorce.

>I feel like making movies is the only thing I have a passion for, the only thing I want to do for a living, but it feels like a pipe dream that isn't worth investing any money or time into. The clock is ticking for me so I can't afford to have fancy expensive dreams at this point, but still, it's the one thing I can imagine myself doing. I'm miserable doing anything else.

then why are you on Yea Forums?

when I told the hiring guy at Dogfart Productions my dick size he laughed and said I wasn't even big enough to play the cuck

look at Chernobyl, I dont think there was a single attractive actor

Please don't tell me you let the guy that handles hiring for dogfart get you down.

why would you want to be a pornstar, let alone work for Dogfart? You really want Dogfart Productions on your CV?

I've always thought having a major porn studio that only focuses on average bodies would be wildly successful.

except this one, would seed

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imagine being a Human Resources officer for Dogfart

Thanks bro I'll not to be it's hard
I applied to Vivid and Bangbros but they said my nipples were too abnormal and if I wanted to get a non-gay start my best bet was Dogfart

Would you be willing to post your nipples?

but why a pornstar? If you're a narcissist and like fucking there are so many other options to keep you satisfied. Do you just secretly want to die of AIDS or something?

You can do femdom porn

Lol

I just really like girls and its too hard to pick them up
i dont have a webcam
I dont want to be hurt I just want to make love like in x art films

Your best bet is to find some kinky girl and just film you two then upload it and try to be one of those popular amateur couples on pornhub.

in case you're just autistic and severely caught up in your own retarded though-cycles, you really should rethink what path you're on now. There are plenty of other ways to meet women and express your sexuality. Nothing good will ever come from a career in fucking on camera.

Remember OP that Orson Welles co-wrote, produced, directed, and stared in Citizen Kane when he was 25 years old

Enrole in film school
Make shit with a camera and upload on youtube or vimeo
Get editing software
Find out how to submit to film festivals

Do or do not, don't wallow in self pity

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I don't know. Im tryin to get some stuff started. It probably wont go anywhere like most of those kids who try to become twitch streamers and get like 1 guy watching them. it just sucks I feel like i have a lot to offer the porn industry but all they care about is guys who have 9 inch dicks and normie bodies. And i know the girls would like me because id be nice and not choke them and throw garbage on them like a bunch of those guys do. I guess good luck to all of us chasing our dreams. i wish we could all make it bros

The reason why he was able to do that was because he had been working towards it since he was a teenager
Running his high schools theatre department
Going to Ireland and working in the Dublin Gate Theatre when he was ~17
Returning to New York City and work in theatre and on the way, getting WPA Federal Theatre Project jobs and finagling his way into directing a Negro Theatre Unit production of MacBeth and from there doing regular FTP projections like The Cradle Will Rock
Generating notoriety with these productions to start the Mercury Theatre staging on radio and theatre and producing successful plays that got Hollywoods attention
Working in the theatre taught him blocking and lighting and production design, working in radio taught him sound design overlapping dialogue
And while he was a first time director he first spend hours and hours with every senior technician at RKO watching John Fords movie stage coach going over how each shot was achieved and he worked with the best cinematographer at the time Gregg Toland

And where do you fit into this, brother?