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Abrams couldn't write a script to save his life. Why is everyone pissed off at this nobody who was a literal janitor before he was forced into a combat role for one mission?
this whole movie was cringe
cringer
Random stormtrooper > Phasma
a glib facsimile
Oy m8 I boipussed dah cumpressah!
The empire has about 300 billion stormtroopers. WHY would the other stormtroopers even care about one lone stormtrooper that decided to switch sides. Does this mean the empire notified all 300 billion stormtroopers to "keep an eye out" for that lone rebel stormtrooper?
And then equipped them with anti lightsaber weapons.
it's a space fantasy movie incels. it's supposed to be fun. if you treated the OT with the same autism you would find flaws too. have sex.
forvme , it's N4-PR
You assume we don't treat the OT that way? It was pretty tight until Jedi.
Considering Finn was deployed in Kylo Ren's personal squad only a couple days earlier, the dude with the shock baton probably knew him personally.
Why the fuck would the 2nd in charge get a fucking janitor?
because he does it for free. super duper space weapons are expensive gotta cut cost somewhere.
>Considering Finn was deployed in Kylo Ren's personal squad only a couple days earlier, the dude with the shock baton probably knew him personally.
So even the First Order has diversity hires? Shit.
Ok name a single issue with the OT.
>prequel fans opening shit on the prequels all the time and laugh about it
>sequel fans cry at the slightest criticism
Really makes you think.
They were literally founded by a strong black female grand admiral who knew Sheev personally.
Grand Admiral Atumbo Mbugua (tongue clicks)
More importantly, why was Finn so immediately willing to gun down all of his former comrades, many of which he likely knew personally and may have even been his friends? Especially when he had previously displayed an unwillingness to kill even strangers?
Ewoks
The random stormtroopers were unironically the most well written and human characters in the entire movie.
I like to think he was bullied a lot, and joining the rebellion was his excuse to go on his version of a school-shooting.
Anything after 1980
>electric batons can block lightsabers
kek
When imperials decided to not shoot escape pod because there was no life abroad or some shit.
Rian Johnson filtered the plebs
They did end up sending a recovery team after it. If they blasted it in space they couldn't confirm if the plans were aboard.
You just totaly broke the pass I leniently give to tfa. What shit writing
speeder bikes can't fly above the trees of Endor