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hi warwick
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Matthew Robinson
Evan Perry
fuck i hate midgets. they're like entitled spoiled children. i want to buy one and keep it on a child leash to teach it its place.
Logan Robinson
>Please, user! HAVE MERCY!
Hunter Ramirez
look they put a little suit on him
Nolan Lopez
So did the midge contact his legal team about the "threats" yet?
I need this place shut down so I can move on with my life
Chase Cook
I, for one, would like to stick my thumbs into Warick Davis's eye sockets. I want to feel his ocular organs squish into a bloody, viscous pulp beneath the soft, yielding flesh of my fingertips. I want to hear his screams of absolute terror and pain as he realizes he'll never see again.
Then, I would remove my thumbs from his eyesockets, giving him a brief respite as I grabbed a pair of barbeque tongs and a dull butterknife. with the tongs I would pluck out his ruined eyeballs and sever the optic nerves with the butter knife. at this point I would already have a hot plate going with a buttered pan ready to crudely sautee Warwick's juicy macula. As they sizzled in the pan, he would smell them, and after having been starved for days on end, he might even have the nerve to comment about how good whatever I was cooking smelled - not being able to see what it was, of course.
"Here, try some." I would offer, giving him a heaping spoonful of the fried, well-seasoned sight-flesh. He would gobble it down eagerly, begging for more like the deformed goblin he was, still not aware of what he was eating. I would feed him the rest, and only after he had eaten it all would I tell him what it truly was.
As he screamed in horror and retched, I would put my thumbs into his empty eyesockets for the last time. I would drive them deep, deep into his empty ocular cavities, until I broke through the fragile bone and began to push my fingers into his brain. Slowly, his musical shrieking of pain and terror would abate as his brain becomes too damaged to operate his vocal cords, let alone comprehend what is happening to him.
At this point, I place my massive, throbbing erection in front of his vegetative face and begin to powerfuck his eye sockets. In and out, in and out, over and over, until his brains are nothing more than a mess of dead cells and tangled dendrites. As I climaxed, I would push myself balls deep into his skull, seed mixing with ruined neurons in a perverse cocktail.
Noah Powell
How I would love to lock Warwick Davis into a lead-lined chamber with a lump of uranium-235 inside for an hour or so. I would get someone todrag him out and watch as he starts puking and stumbling over his pathetic midget leg-stumps dizzily, finally losing consciousness. I would then take him to a comfortable bed and impersonate a doctor - putting him to rest, pretending to look after him and ensuring him that he would get better. As the days pass, the disgusting little goblin will get worse and worse, vomiting, shitting piping-hot bloody diarrhoea and generally screaming in pain from his now burned and necrotic flesh, his internal organs failing and his chromosomes melting. But I would still lie to this festering imp and tell him it gets worse before it gets better. As he gets to his final stages of acute radiation poisoning, I will reveal that i lied to him the whole time and that he is going to die. The demonic pipsqueak starts bawling his beady eyes out as I let out a hearty laugh. He begs to be put out of his mercy, but I ignore his pathetic whines and start peeling his bubbling mottled skin from his tiny arms. The screams get louder and louder as I peel and peel, and I finally get some peace when I stuff the sticky, squelching flesh into his disproportionate midge-mouth. I get a bucket of his own bloody diarrhoea and rub it into his raw, exposed flesh, and finally close the curtain, turn off the lights and exit the medical room forever - leaving this satanic little munchkin to expire.
Bentley Campbell
Words are like bullets
Yea Forums I am seriously waiting to hear your response. If there is none in the next 24 hours, you will be hearing from my legal team.
Angel Torres
jesus christ man
Brayden Bell
Right, honest talk now, Warick, or Warick's legal team if you're reading this. This is an anonymous imageboard, by default nobody has to share their identity or take on a persona to post here, different users of the site find this empowering in different ways, some use it to spread hate and abuse, other use it to be the person they can't be in real life. Don't pay any attention to the idiots posting about you here, their threats are supremely irrelevant.
Easton Evans
>named WARwick
>doesn't want to fight
Fuck's up with that?
Camden Rogers
What I would give to kidnap Warwick Davis and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things i would do.
Jace Cooper
Justin Parker
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Angel Cook
One thing I would liked to have seen in GoT was who makes Tyrion's little clothes. Like he is extremely well dressed, does he have a personal tailor?
Benjamin Lee
based
Ryan Green
he was rich as hell earlier in the show. I'm not sure how he had financial access after tywin though.
John Cox
chicken nugger
Gabriel Powell
like a bag of flour with a fat retarded head and dumpy midge arms.
Carter Bell
God I hope he shuts this shithole down
Ayden Cook
He is married
Why is your excuse?
Isaac Moore
That's what I mean, post Tywin. Like he has a new outfit every other episode when they reach Dragonstone. They have everyone focusing on the war effort and the only women were Dany and Miss Andy. Which Dothraki was tasked with making little baby clothes?
Cooper White
>what is a sympathy fuck
Adam Adams
Brayden Cooper
what is this
Jace Martin
imagine if Yea Forums was taken down by warwick
Luke Walker
i miss oberyn, he was based
Adam Sanchez
Open AI's predictive text generation.
Jaxon Cook
jesus warwick
Zachary Baker
>someone pokes my eyes out
>i-is that fried chicken I smell? maybe bacon?
Evan Long
I've contracted aids
Henry Anderson
people only show sympathy to midges because they're funny lookin
Jeremiah Flores
based warwick
Blake Powell
user get down here!
Ahhh what’s wrong mom?
It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed warick yet!
Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.
Wakey wakey shorty!
Wh- oh... no I’m still here...
user unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh
user please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again
user kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished warwick davis as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor warwick can only stare up at the now widening pucker of user
OPEEEN WIDEEEEE
BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT
Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH user PLE-
PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP
I-I’m gonna be sick again... user please let me g-
BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR
Mmmhmm yeah warwick eat that shit! God I feel like when I met mike stoklasa that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK warry here comes the motherlode!
he can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from anons stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart anons elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear warwick, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over warwick teeth
gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- a-user-
BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp
warwick looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred
Wheeze, cough... user please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please
user lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of warwicks face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense
Time for desert warry
BRRRAAAAPPPPPP
The toxic cloud pierces warwicks nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on anons fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*
Nathaniel Morgan
The day I meet warwick in person is the day that I'm going apeshit on his ass. First thing I'll do is lay my foot on his head like a stool and slowly push down until he trumbles over like a bowling pin. Soon as he hits the ground, the stomping begins. I'll squish him like a bug until he tiny feet have been pummeled into the concrete. Then I'll spit on him as he gasps for air to give him a little break. Once the break is over, its time to break his rib cage. Before he blacks out and the midge reaper comes in to take him to midge hell, the last thing he'll see is my smile.