All the trannys on Yea Forums kept telling me to "have sex" and now my big tiddy gf is pregnant...

All the trannys on Yea Forums kept telling me to "have sex" and now my big tiddy gf is pregnant. Fuck you Yea Forums! Recommend me a Kino with this feel

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The trannys wish they could get pregnant!

Honestly you should be happy. Those trannies will neve, ever be able to have a child of their own. Also kids are great, you can teach them to hate the same things you do

Nice. Naked gun 3/33

I was eating alone at a bar last week and I overheard this guy my age (about 25) tell someone else that his girlfriend was pregnant. I was almost jealous. It must feel very satisfying that you've impregnated a woman.

Thanks for making me feel a little better, user.

>getting 9 months of risk free rawdog nuts as you watch your girl's tits and belly swell
bruh, lemme get summa that if you don't want it

prolly not yours, cuk

No problem. My gf and me also had an unplanned pregnancy and we were very scared at first, but now we're married and have another kid. There are difficulties of course but it totally worth it.

>Also kids are great, you can teach them to hate the same things you do

Best Yea Forums parenthood pitch tbqh

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God bless, user.

Based heck user. I wish you none but the best!

how is this thread still up yet a legit on topic thread got deleted. Janitors do it for free yet they're still retarded oml

>having kids
based but also cringe (if it's a daughter)

I was so happy to have a little girl. But now she's 7 years old and dabbing and it's making me upset.

but you can cuddle daughters, cuddling sons is gay and he doesn't like it unless he's a sissy.

Don't let the masses manipulate them, don't over control, but, let them have some that its retarded.

Thanks for the positive replys, should I do a monthly update on this?

Cuddle someone else’s daughter: Profit??

God I wish I had a wife and kids

kill yourself zoomer poof

Congrats.

Watch Nine Months with Hugh Grant, or Junior with Arnie, maybe Kindergarden Cop. Children of Men of course is Yea Forums approved pregancy kino.

Thanks for staying on topic

I can't seem to get my big sister pregnant
What am I doing wrong?

Someone elses daughter doesn't live with you, and i'll have you know daughters that aren't related to you give off a "this one isn't mine vibe" and it makes you want to put her down. She has to atleast be your cousin or something.

Fuck off /pol/

user, you'll be a cuck soon. love you so much, can't count all the ways
I've died for you girl and all she can say is
"He's not your kind"

put a pillow under her?

you'd want to go back after a week

Like niggers and kikes

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what?

seethe more boomer, ur age is over

SOMEONE TELL HIM LMAO

>seethe
It's funny how sneedfags and trannies are merging in to one group.

your daughter will make you a cuck

b&r

no she won't my daughter loves me

Never Ending Story

>kids are great

kids are fucking annoying retards actually

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Congrats, user

I really want to have kids soon. Envious

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lol cope harder wine aunt. kids are cute and funny like puppies and kittens.

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you gotta raise at least one other human or else your entire life was worthless in the end, unless you're a genious artist or something. but those are rare.
Anyway, kudos OP

Based

>lol cope
zoomer nigger

cope harder generic dead end

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literally a line from the sneedsons

I have kids though

your point being what junior?

your students don't count roastie.

>Also kids are great, you can teach them to hate the same things you do

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I can be your son, Mommy.
;)

his point is sneed

what do you do if you are pretty sure your daughter is gonna be a 10/10 when she grows up. How do I protect her, we already do homeschooling (with a handful of families and kids taking turns teaching like a sunday school)

trips and OP names his first kid Bane

>zoomers considered the lowest IQ of all generations
>calling others a dead end
lmao

you stole that line from the simpsons...

>muh IQ
>I don't know what a genetic dead end is

why are zoomers such niggers? shit on you for having kids, shut on you for not having kids. zoomers just want to watch the world burn.

shut the fuck up larping reddit nigger

u jelly?

Sneed?