Are there any movies about sad boomer men who collect hot sauces?

There's a movie about a video game cheat who sells them

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I understand him, there's some bald faggot who eats hot wings

This isn't him

So who is this

literally get some taste, faggot

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huh?

huh?

kek saved

le numale s o y b o y has muth open funny shit xd

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What the fuck is it with bearded fuckwits pulling that face in photos?

why does OP hate the hot sauce show so much?

they’re excited to show you their hot sauces

same
at least I got some tasty hot sauce

Please tell me the faggot mods aren’t going to wordfilter “hot sauce” when this is done

Hot sauce is for tastelets

Awful, it's like gravy

Pour it on your balls.

Isn't this the dude from Penny Arcade?
Even if he's a huge fag who rants about hot sauce he's done more with his life than 99% of people here ever will.

youtube.com/watch?v=UsQPuuQ1zvA

This is the only hot sauce that is worth getting past the skill ceiling for.

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This one is good too

youtu.be/3yji2djI8r8

hot sauce is like if white people added pop rocks to their food. Being spicy is not a flavor.

best hot sauce of all time

Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

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Frank's is the kino of hot sauce you jerks

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This is the faggy Seattle version of 'hot sauce'

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They don't know how to emote charismatically.

No it's not, it's 'vark sauce. It's extremely mild and extremely sweet, it's barely even a hot sauce which is why we love it so much

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i thought nothing could top craft beer and fitness freak xd simpletons.

but making your food unbelievably spicy for the sake of it is the most pathetic normie attempt at making their mundane lives seem interesting

Not everyone whom is into hot sauce culture is into it for the spice. Pic related.

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Just admit you cannot handle spicy food

>using/buying/storing inside plastic
Enjoy your colon cancer

why does he have to be a faggot about it though?

Why don't you just make it yourself instead of buying so much?

>why don't you just make your own?
This is one of the most common criticisms of 'vark sauce and quite frankly it's patently unfounded.

Why don't I just make my own?
Because Secret Aardvark Trading Company only use locally sourced ingredients, and to be entirely honest that's the way Scott would have wanted it to be.

The crux of this issue is that the water in Portland has a very, very unique chemical composition. This is largely due to the abnormally high amounts of estrogen added to their water treatment systems, both purposefully added by the city and inadvertently added through the waste water treatment systems' lack of complete distillation and filtration. To put this into perspective Progesterone and other antiandrogen pharmaceuticals are the best selling drugs on the market in Portland. Over 70% of Portland's population, both male, female and other, ingest and secrete these chemicals into the water supply leading to the iconic flavor profile of all Secret Aardvark Trading Company's hot sauces.

This effects the taste of all food in Portland, and that's a good thing, but it also makes Secret Aardvark Habanero Sauce virtually impossible to replicate outside of Portland. In fact, one could never "just make their own".
The plastic enhances the taste, it doesn't cause cancer.

I really used to like hot sauces, especially blair’s ultra death. Had to stop cause it gave me the shits after every use