wtf I love Wild Wild West (1999) now
Wtf I love Wild Wild West (1999) now
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no you don't
I prefer the original TV show where Jim West is an American James Bond instead of Will Smith being Will Smith
Uh, wickey wild wild
Wicky wicky wild
Wickey wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild west,
Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin' this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step , we'll flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin' the game, James West tamin' the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?
Not the G.B.'s
Now who you gon' call?
J double A G
If you have a riff with, people wanna bust, break out!
Before you get bum-rushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
True story: Neo and Morpheus were originally written to be played by Will Smith and Sean Connery. Smith turned down The Matrix to be in Wild Wild West. Connery turned it down because he didn't understand the script. When The Matrix became a huge hit, Connery swore that he wasn't going to let that happen again, so he would accept the very next script he got that he didn't understand.
The next script he got that he didn't understand was League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
WIKKI WIKKI
Flat man ass
tits>ass
Wild Wild Wild Wild Wild West
Desperado,Rough Rider
No, you don't want nada
Nada dissix gunin dis
Brother, runnin' this
Buffalo buffalo buffalo lololololololo
(wicky) Any damsel that's in distress
Be outta distress when she meet Jim Dress
Roughneck, so go check the roughneck, so go
Watch your step, we'll flex and get a hold of your dress
Swallow your buffalo, don't let your neck react
Youdon't wanna see my hand where my hand be at
WhenJames Dress from the start of this, runnin' the game
Artemis, tamin' the west, so remember the James!
Now who you gonna call?wicky wicky BEES
Now who you gonna call? You don't wanna see my BEES
If you ever wanna see my bumrush, BREAKOUT, before you get BEES
At the WOW WOW
She’s an Asian woman
thats nonsense you're talking about lotr
What ever happened to Cisco?
They make office equipment
>1080p.BluRay.x264.YIFY.mp4
>YIFY
>1080p
Kek'd
A10 V10
And that was a great movie
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This is unironically one of the funniest fucking stories I've ever heard.
If only he could channel that into an actually decent movie.
WOO
Hahah
>Sisqo
Holy shit I forgot he sung the hook on that. I miss Sisqo
BRAP!
What was old west pusy like bros?
Untrimmed and unwashed
got that same copy bro its 10/10
stds
Holy shit that was worth it
why can't he stop touching his face
breath of fresh ass
based
Is this the hottest Selma Hayek
Goddamn you. I had the most awkward fit of laughter at my desk at work with the security guard just passing by. He stopped and glared at me. Thanks for that.
*TOOT*
it was dru hill but ya very similar i agree
dilate
feet>tits>ass
yum
Feet are disgusting.
Feet are beautiful and youre missing out
not him but I fucking love wild wild west
I like feet as much as the next intelligent man of good taste, but as far as I'm concerned a good bush is unbeatable. Maybe it's just because they're so rare, I might not like them as much if they were more common.
>I prefer the original TV show where Jim West is an American James Bond
Based. Watched reruns all the time as a kid.
FYI this is what wild wild west did with their multiperspective camera CGI stuff. Same year as the matrix, same technology. Same casting. Vastly different results.
feet are the second ugliest part of the body, right after ears
He tells this story masterfully, has he ever written anything decent?
It appears to be very warm in that place and he's overweight, has several layers of clothes and is visibly sweating. He's literally fighting against having streams of sweat running down his face.
It was kino
Eh I wouldn't say I love it but it's got it's entertaining parts. Specifically I'm thinking of the magnetic collars scene and the giant spider.
>feet
happy pride month to all turbofaggots like yourself
As great as Ian is, i think Sean would have been more comfy
l can hear the music
Kevin Smith is arguably only good at telling stories.
pussy>ass>tits
that's a really great story. how would someone go about getting his hands on that Superman script? Nic Cage as Superman fighting Brainiac directed by Tim Burton sounds about as Kino as you can get
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