Why hasn't Joseph Baena been cast as Conan the Barbarian's bastard heir yet?

Other way around, Irish genes are dominant
Mick > Kraut > Spic
I bet the kid wants to kill himself, though.

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What an asshole article.

dios mio...

how

>dark eyes
>mayan nose
he'll never make it

>Based Chris Pratt marrying a Schwarzenegger
Was Joseph not invited or did he refuse to go?

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>Although Joseph follows his half-siblings Katherine and Patrick on Instagram, neither of them follows him back
Jesus. If my dad did this, I would never blame my half-brother, I'd be pretty pissed at dad for cheating on my mom. Then again, my dad isn't a multimillionaire actor/bodybuilder/politician, so his siblings probably hate him because it's another person that's gonna eat into that delicious inheritance pie

He's getting there. What's the age difference between the two pictures here? Arnold was about 28 in this right?

>siblings probably hate him because it's another person that's gonna eat into that delicious inheritance pie
This man sees it.

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Dude wtf is wrong with Arnold fo Christ's sake

>Arnold currently co-writing the script for a new Conan movie
>It's not staring him but his son
>release date
>post mortum

>imagine being a son of Arnie and youre fat.

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Not invited

Arnie's Austrian though, which basically makes him Czech.

I feel bad for him. N

That would be great. I bet he got so much pussy from women who saw his potential in his dad and got with him thinking they could change him. He'd pump and dump those hoes and eat all he wanted.

lmao there is no universe where the micks are better then the krauts

Micks are inherently pessimistic and depressed, it's what makes them such great comedians.

>it's now been 60 years since Conan has taken the throne
>the end of his life his near, and his kingdom unsettled by the in-competencies of his two royal sons, the oldest a sadistic tyrant, and the youngest a degenerate glutton
>on his deathbed, he remunerates about his life, and what was the worth of all actions taken
>as he passes, he proclaims the true heir of the Aquilonian throne not his two rightful sons, but a young bastard of his from distant lands
>the two sons, enraged, send out armies to seek out this bastard in order to murder him, destroying countless villages along the way
>the bastard, a dark skinned lad much resembling Conan in his youth, working as a blacksmith apprentice, discovers one day his village razed by a foreign army, and his mother savagely killed.
>he takes up the arms he's forged, and looks towards the horizon

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very rude

I'd rather he get cast in a Baki movie.

9/10

>half brown kid
>motivated and winning
>white kid
>fat and useless

Tale of America right here