My parents are embarrassing me again on family vacation

My parents are embarrassing me again on family vacation.

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I don't get how people can aim their dicks like that when they're hard.

its all in the hip placement

Because it's a semi?

>she reaches up and puts dick in mouth
So complicated, user

Before I became a fatass I could fuck my own ass by bending my dick and sitting on it.

Mine only points upwards. Can you all move yours up or down?

When I was 12 my dick went through a huge growth spurt before the rest of me, and I could easily suck my own dick. It wasn't fun to do at all though. Why do women like sucking dick? It sucks!

Not when it's fully erected

Yes?

slurp em back mom

Depends how horny I am. If I'm diamond hard, it's not really possible to bend it all that much except in the direction it wants to go

wtf how

BIG

they low key suggesting you to move out

do women really do this

That’s a big sausage

For you

for you

for user's mom

For you

perhaps your penis is broken? many such cases

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who are they?

giwtwm

like kegals?

Why your parents so brown?

My little bro no!!!..

>Baneposting is de-
Thank you all.

mines so soft and limp I can't even point it any direction

nice i like television and film too

you got a curve m8, i cant get my dick anywhere below from pointing straight out, when im hard my dick points straight up, to the point where it's almost touching my belly button, pretty sure it's rarer than any of the other types of curves, im hoping when i have sex it might be perfectly designed for hitting the g-spot in missionary position

My dick points up towards my head
Any time I've tried bending it down hurts like hell, am I a freak?

That's exactly the same as mine

for you

Literally same here. You're not in this alone.

>Mine only points upwards.
This is normal, but every penis is different. Some point upward like yours does when erect, some point straight out from the body. All of them have some degree of angularity from the pelvis, and most of them have a curve in one direction or another. Just be happy if you can be sexually stimulated without pain.

Fellowship of the broke dick

My foreskin is so long I have to stand at a 32 degree angle to wizz.

If I'm super hard, my dick is about 30 degrees pointed up if I'm standing relaxed, otherwise it's usually about 90 degrees to my body

It is friend. Be sure to put a pillow under her hips to get the perfect angle.

OP's parents

so this board just isn't moderated anymore?

They're accepting janny applications user, you should go sign up, I hear the remuneration package is quite lucrative!

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you really need to stretch your hips man

Yes. If you have a problem with it there are less based boards to browse

>im hoping when i have sex it might be perfectly designed for hitting the g-spot in missionary position
Nice. I've got a curve to the left and have to do a half sail. Her lying on her right side with her left leg over my right shoulder works every time.

Once one of the l*li posters make a thread will beg for the mods like the good little reddit meme posters he and his reddit comrades are
happens ALL THE TIME

Yea Forums moderation is infamous for being perhaps the worst on the site. On any other board this would be deleted in minutes.

Because other boards are full of low-test faggots who bend over to the mods

>A clear shot of pussy gets deleted immediately.
>Cock thread stays for hour.
Yea Forums is a gay board.

for you

Cocks are aesthetic as fuck my mate.

You can almost taste that juicy meatstick, slight homo

Reminds me of me and sis :)