How badly will /ourguy/ Mr. Tom Cruise destroy Bieber in this fight?

How badly will /ourguy/ Mr. Tom Cruise destroy Bieber in this fight?

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would be a good Celebrity Deathmatch tbqh

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Bieber is taller and much younger. After training he would have equivalent or greater muscle mass. Cruise's body is probably wrecked from injuries suffered doing stunts over the years.

This would be a complete squash and Cruise would lose very badly.

no one thinks beiber would win lmao, calm down beibs you're not tough

It will never happen and I don't think Tom Cruise even does martial arts. This is actually the douchiest thing Beeber has done so far. It's fucking stupid to talk about unless you're only talking about it in order to inform people that it's stupid.

>taller
Bieber is like 5'8 at best, and has never done half the training, lifting, or stuntwork Crusie has done. He'd get crushed in one round.

>This is actually the douchiest thing Beeber has done so far.
It is and he should be reprimanded by his dojo for picking a fight like this. Of course, that will never happen because BJJ has become a mockery of itself.

Faggot cruise wrestled in high school. Combine that with training and he would kill Bieber.

Yeah but how many thetans does he have

Cruise missile also has a level of dedication that fag Bieber could never achieve. For example, he would have no qualms with roiding prior to a fight.

That was a long time ago, and won't make up for the difference in age and wear and tear. JB also has quite a lot of MMA training under his belt now.

tom kino cruise is still in his prime through scientology magic
probably gets blood transfusions from all their young slaves

Oh you kids. Beiber won't know what hit him (it will be decades of experience and grit).

>has never done half the training, lifting, or stuntwork
Bieber has been putting on concerts with non stop running and dancing for the last 10 years. His cardio would be superb.

He does lift and has been fairly shredded in the past, and your image of what his body looks like is probably very outdated.

He has trained BJJ and boxing for years.

Anyone who thinks Cruise could win this is not being honest with themselves.

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I guess that's why Ken Shamrock has done so well in UFC in his 50s.

THE POWER OF THETANS

He hasn't toured since 2017. he looks like a meth head trucker now.

>he looks like a meth head trucker now.
You could say the same about most MMA fighters in his weight category.

Honestly what caused Bieber to call out Cruise? Did Tom pick on him or something?

STFU Justin. You're a fucking fagot. Go Ryan Dunn yourself you little bitch.

those bear and lion tattoos

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>bieber has never taken a punch or at least been in a scrap in his life
mean while
>the chad tom cruise does his own stunts even after getting injured or breaking a bone

Has Bieber ever watched intense Tom Cruise?

Tom Cruise would kill you with a pencil if he thought you were a threat

Fuck off, Justin, but call off the fight before Tom casts a spell on you and your wife births a demon.

Cruise would just tell himself that he was playing a character that beats the crap out of justin and his ability to act would overtake reality and he would win by visualization

Remember, this is the same fagot that Post Malone choked the fuck out for asking on him at a show. Bieber is a fucking fagot.

I kinda dig his look honestly, it's a massive improvement over those gay bombers and skinny jeans.

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what happened to the cute little piano playing kid with the bowl cut? Why does he look like vanilla ice jr now?

>obese Milo Yiannopoulos

>cruise does his own stunts
so what he can ride a bike or stand strapped to a plane. hardly running a fucking marathon is it he's a million years old, strength means nothing if he's exhausted after throwing two or three

>bieber never taken a punch
if you think he wasn't bullied relentlessly his whole life you aren't thinking clearly. also he is in his prime, young, fast, could be strong possibly, both of them, what else to rich celebs have to do all day other than shitpost and work out? goes for cruise too.

Lol no. Bieber is tiny.

>asking on him
I'm getting too old for slang.
What?

He's also had numerous injuries from those same stunts that would be disadvantages in a fight.

afaik Tom has never taken a punch in public either.

This is the real question.

>if you think he wasn't bullied relentlessly his whole life you aren't thinking clearly.
He’s been rich and famous since he was like 12 so no I really don’t think he’s ever been bullied.

Bieber is Canadian though

Post Malone is 6' and much heavier, of course he could manhandle Bieber. But that is an informal altercation, not a cage match.

pretty sure Tom has 40 pounds on Beibs

Tom Cruise has that super rare extreme willpower thing going from having pure faith in his retarded religion.
He'd just have way more focus on learning the martial arts if he hasn't already.

he wanted to suck him off

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You're talking about an entirely different situation. Training equalizes a lot of the variables in a fight. But hey maybe Beiber will train better and have a better work ethic than TOM CRUISE.

Wtf are you all even talking about? This thread reeks of zoomer garbage.

>Tom Cruise has that super rare extreme willpower thing going from having pure faith in his retarded religion.
Sounds like bullshido.

I'm sorry, but apparently none of you know about old man strength. Rivaled only by tard strength.

>Hey Tom, hope you're ready to get fucked up. I'm bench almost 110 pounds these days. Your shit is fucked, my nigga.

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Christ he looks like absolute trash.

>help I've fallen and i cant get up

Shia LaBeouf got fucking rolled by a random drunk fat guy and he’s got way more of a tough guy attitude than Bieber’s twink Canadian ass.

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holy shit he’s a walking cry for help

from pretty boy twink to swag fuckboy to methhead truck driver. biebs life truly is a tale to be told

Don't always discount the older dog in the fight. Tom Cruise has got 'old muscle'. It's a gristly thickness that men retain if they don't give up on life and keeping taking bites of that shit sandwich well into their 50s. I would wager Tom Cruise has got considerably more grip strength than Bieber and for that reason would throw a stronger punch.
Cruise will work his way inside Biebers reach by attacking the body. Bieber will eventually fear a body shot so much that he won't see Cruises uppercut coming that will almost take his head off of his neck.
Tom Cruise victory 2nd or 3rd round.

"Old Man Strength" has been BTFO in the UFC two dozen times.

>Don't always discount the older dog in the fight. Tom Cruise has got 'old muscle'. It's a gristly thickness that men retain if they don't give up on life and keeping taking bites of that shit sandwich well into their 50s.
sounds like bullshit pal

I like justin but he has zero chance. Even if Cruise has only been acting fighting, he still knows atleast some of it by heart. Plus his constant working out and Scientology magic.

Justin would be learning from the bottom whilst cruise already has experience

user, Cruise is 56 years old. Not 46. If he were 46 this would be a different conversation.

Cruise would be absolutely gassed 60 seconds or less. This would be sad to watch.

>asking on him
sorry but i don't speak nigger

I wouldn't say zero, but Cruise just has a scary kind insanity going for him so with enough prep I think he'd win.

You're conflating resilience and determination with strength.
I have no doubt that Cruise could take a much heavier beating and stay standing and probably fight "smarter" but Justin would be faster and stronger

Tom Cruise would kill him by accident.

Bieber is at most, MOST an inch taller than Cruise.

Cruise would win cause he got dat boomer strength and has been thru fight training and hand to hand combat on multiple films.

>Cruise is 56
Yeah in earth years

why tom cruise would want to fight justin bieber to begin with? did they insulted each other or what?

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height doesn't automatically give you any fighting ability anyway. Also plenty of tall dudes with short arms so they lose the reach advantage to shorter dudes anyway.

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what the fuck is happening? Did tom cruise stoop to the level of hack internet celebs?

Tom Cruise's body is a wreck. He can't train certain exercises because he will re-injure himself. That's why his body look unproportional.

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Justin Bieber challenged him to a fight on twitter. No idea why. Guess he needs some attention.

Nope. Bieber did. Shocker.

he only has abs on one side of his body

That picture is from close to 10 years ago. Nice try. He’s looked way better since then.

are these fags saying beiber could win joking? Is this bait? Are zoomers actually this retarded?

It's from 2017

Age is not as huge of a handicap in boxing as in other sports. There are times when 50 year old boxers will still win fights. Sure, being younger is an advantage to a degree, but it's just one of many factors.

Boomer logic.

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>Boomer logic
it's called truth kiddo

>no pic
yikes

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>There are times when 50 year old boxers will still win fights.
No, there are times when 45 year old (11 years younger than Tom Cruise atm) GEORGE FOREMAN aka ONE OF THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME beat younger men.

Wrong. That’s from MI4 in 2010.

Write some more boomer fanfictions gaywad

If that's 2010 I don't want to see what he looks like now

I don't think we know enough to be able to call this fight honestly.

Bieber has been training in boxing for years now including with Floyd Mayweather. Old man Cruise would be in trouble.

Im going to call it because im right, if they were both thrown in a ring to fight cruise would win easily.

it matters when the younger guy has been training for about a decade and the older guy has never even learned how to throw a proper jab .

>blood transfusions from all their young slaves
I know you're joking but I live and LA and just rose to the upper class very recently. This shit actually happens. There are literal parties where you chill and relax and have a massage and some cucumber water while siphoning the blood of poor type O fitness models while some rando bearded rich guy fucks 3 teenagers in a cabana. We live in a goddammed scifi novel and nobody is talking about it. Life is absolute insanity up here.

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>rando
>goddammed
>cucumber water
better luck next time zoom zoom

Ironically, will be better than mayweather vs mcgregor

Beavers going to get audited. Little cuck is going to take a big fall

More like 32 and still pathetically trying to be hip but thanks

Man I really hope this happens. It would be even better if Tom jetpacked into the arena or came down from the ceiling on ropes.

Nigger, ol' Tom fucking climbed the tallest building on this planet barefeet without any equipment just to give the poo slave in charge a wedgie.

How do I get that kind of willpower? Arnold also has it(although his kryptonite are mexican goblins)

I love how he turned into a wigger to spite the people that said he was becoming the next vanilla ice, based and redpilled desu

I need a quick rundown

he looks like he'd implode without those tattoos to hold him together

you need to kill yourself faggot

Okay

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First Bret Hart, then Schwarzenegger, and now Tom Cruise. What's with all of these twinks wanting to sucker-punch men at least twice their age?

Tom cruise is an old fart also I challenge all of you to a 1 vs 1 fight

>twinks
are you a queer?