How can Gryffindor even compete?

Harry was supposed to be sorted into Syltherin so why would he go full blonde and pale?

he looks like a meth head

slytherin harry is an aryan chad

>The worst Hermione is the one we got

>ginger hair = stupid
>dark hair = clever
>blond hair = evil

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It's true Gryffindor is over-glorified, but you forget that the other houses are all over-glorified as well. Harry, Ron, every other character in these movies is over-glorified. The fact that anyone is a fan of this is over-glorification, as this is one the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

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Hufflepuff Ron is HOT

i would let ravenclaw harry fuck my ass

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>Ravenclaw never won the house cup, not even in the books where everything goes to shit after Goblet of Fire
Rosling is a gigantic hack

slyth>gryf>raven>huff

>not slytherin blue eyes
the allusions were as obvious as rowlings writing op, how did you miss.

>tfw got hufflepuff when taking the hat thing

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Ravenclaw Harry is chad

Based Ravenclaw, are other houses even trying.

2,1,4,3
3,1,2,4
3,2,4,1

>the great gatsby
what is that book about rich black people in love and shit?
no cracker want to read about rich black people man.
you can keep your motherfuckin books

You're becoming a man user, it happens to us all sadly

based comfy frogger

based

you're the arthoe equivalent of the wizarding world

best house
cedric was based

That time Harvey Wine Stein, the Defence Against the Cock Arts teacher used his knowledge to turn Hermione Granger into a nympho Cock Slave.

Once he cast his lewd spells on her there was no escape from depravity and the total loss of dignity that ensued. Poor Hermione!

> wizarding world
t. J. K. Rowling

How intense did Dumbledore get with Johnny Depp?

Slytherin = Pegging
Gryffindor = Handjobs
Hufflepuff = Anal
Ravenclaw = Cuddles

> Supposedly moral childrens book teaches that Dumbledore blatantly gerry mandaring and rigging the results so Gryfindor always fucking wins is perfectly fine.

No, it's about a guy who makes himself great in order to impress his oneitis, but then is shot when finally transcending the desire for 3dpd and trying to realize his dream of playing in his pool with some floaties