Movies to watch when you're suicidal?

for me it's LOTR

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Lost in Translation

Yes, I do. I still use the bunny ears two loops when tying my shoes, so please give me a tutorial on how to tie a noose.

Take a lot of rope. Make the neck hole. Feed the rope back up about a foot then double it over back toward the neck hole. Then start wrapping it around the tripple rope. Wrap it around about 15 times, then pass it underneath the loop left above the wraps. Pull tight.

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The original Day of the Dead because it's uplifting.

Black Mirrors The Memory of Us

Thanks.

Cast away

Failan

edgy

Works for me anyway

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Synecdoche, New York

Based and banepilled

The official 4channel.org /diy/ banner is literally a tutorial on how to make a noose. I'm not really edgy.

don't listen to him. If you hang yourself wrongly it will be very painful.

Inert gas asphyxiation is the way to go. Hypoxia is painless except maybe a bit of dizziness and/or headache before unconsciousness. People surviving hypoxia (for example after accidents with Nitrogen or Helium) even described it as an euphoric and soothing sensation.

Google exit bag. You can get Helium easily on the internet or in stores.

Carbon monoxide is an alternative to this with the same results more or less, but you need to synthesize it yourself because you can't just buy it.

A shotgun costs 100 dollars at a pawn shop if your going to be buying things. You don't need it to be in peak condition, it only has to work once.

not everybody is a burger and can buy a shotgun at the next store.