>Destroys Mexico because he wanted to
Is this the most Based Kaiju so far?
>Destroys Mexico because he wanted to
Is this the most Based Kaiju so far?
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i had Mexican neighbors all they did was play that obnoxious mexican music all night.
can't blame Rodan
>wake up
>time to be an asshole
BASED
i l ike the bit were he got killed by mothra, then came back to life for no reason; it reminded me of jesus
No, I like Mexico. I just want them to stay on their side of the border.
This is really the only thing Rodan is actually competent at
he only got stabbed
And he toasted the Butterfly bitch, she was almost dead when she tanked the Ghidora blast it's like in an FPS when you have 1 health so you just let yourself get killed
Kaiju deaths never count unless they explode.
>wake up
>grab your brush and put a little makeup
Rodan kill Buritto JAJAJAJAJA
defeated by a fucking butterfly
>Destroy Vegas
>Destroy San Franshitsco
>Destroy Boston
When did Godzilla become so redpilled?
The final battle should have taken place in DC. Bostonw as anti-climatic as fuc
He's just another Mexican doing what Mexicans do best, destroy Mexico.
Rodan = CHAD
>Wake up
>Cross border
>Garnish Wages
wow
It kind of did, until the black lady was like "Dam negha dey be lured to bos ton"
Rent-free
B A S E D
Can I live in your head without pay?
Someone should make psychotic mexican killer stoner caricatures of the KOTM kaijus in the same vein as the simpsons ones
what's the kaiju equivalent of UNA VELA
>lost to Gidorah AND Mothra
>based
He would kill Kong though, fucking Kong is so weak in his own movie, the MUTOS would murder Kong based on their sheer size alone
Rodan IS Mexican
the mutos, the skull faces, the spider crab thing and the mammoth dude
who's the best original kaiju design for these movies?
I haven't watch a single Godzilla film besides 2019. Which one's would Yea Forums recommend? I don't care about color or quality.
Mammoth needs his own movie
(Preferably where he fights Kong and wins)
Dont forget:
>destroyed Washington
The 1954 one, Ghidora the three-headed Monster, Invasion of the Astro Monster, the one with Destroyah, 1998 for laughing, Mechagodzilla one, Destroy all Monsters, and Final Wars are good starting ones
Seeing the Capitol Building on fire was patriot-kino.
the third muto
it had more legs
Mammoth
Godzilla/Behemoth 2020
Ghidora movie is absolute kino
>Rodan beating Kong
>tfw my sides
Kong would make him his bitch.
Why is Rodan such a jobber?
Kong got defeated by a boat anchor, so much for that monkey intellect, also not fireproof so he's toast.
You wanted to.
That's his thing.
Kong is not going to lose to a jobber.
Rodan will most likely pick a fight with Kong, lose and then fly away like a bitch to report to Godzilla about a menacing rouge kaiju.
Why won't humans stop bullying poor Godzilla :(
>wake up
>immediately pick a fight with the top dog
I like this
Is the 1956 Rodan good?
TOO BASED
THE WRITERS WOULD NEVER UNLEASH SUCH A MADMAN
he's like a canadian goose, nobody respects birds so you have to be a dick
I live in a neighborhood full of them, and the whole block will blast that circus sounding shit for days on end. I guess being obnoxious neighbors is a central aspect of their culture
ITS LIKE LITERALLY ALL THE SAME SONG
EVERY SINGLE ONE IS THE SAME
REE DEE DEE DEE
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY TELL THEM APART
I have no idea, I assume they just do it to torture gringos nearby, while they sit around smugly in earplugs or something. Anyone who could not only enjoy that garbage, but at that volume, for that long, doesn't really make the grade as a full fledged person in my book
>Rodman vore scene
Was that really necessary?
youtube.com
I am the embodiment of this drum beat come back to haunt your mind.
It is a classic.
>ywn be a kaiju
I fucking wish they were playing something like this. They play straight up clown sounding mariachi that just drones on and on
DAMN Godzilla is PISSED
Rodan is a BITCH, got taken out like a BITCH, and BOWED like a BITCH before the KING OF THE MONSTERS
>Rodan's face when bowing down to Chadzilla immediately after killing his moth gf
How is Kong going to stand a chance against Godzilla?
With his coconut gun
HE HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE
Agreed
THIS """KAIJU""" IS A FUCKING DISGRACE