So I was coerced/talked into/ok let's just call it what it really is, bullied into watching this movie with my Discord squad
For a movie from the early 80s I did like it quite a bit, but I am fairly certain that I fuckin' hate Indiana Jones as a person/entity
Constantly self-serving, always out for himself Straight up bullies Marion for like 90% of the film I'm pretty sure he's in a relationship with her when she's underage pre-movie He's lazy and whines a lot He has every opportunity to escape but constantly keeps trying to get the Ark, something he doesn't even really want
He is a shithouse person and all of his side characters are better people than he is I wish the movie was about Marion instead, shit I would take Alfred Molina or John Rhys Davies instead
ALSO THIS MOVIE WAS PG AND I SAW LOTS OF FACE MELTY HEADSHOTTY THINGS I am scarred for life
Anybody else not a fan of this devastatingly evil human? Also are the other two movies like this or nah
Oh it's another "this classic film that is beloved by many ia actually bad" thread. Apparently LOTR and Alien are shit too. And the Star Wars OT.
Disney shills at it again, trying to make people forget better movies existed in the past. Just keep watching capeshit, good goy
Jack Watson
100% agree. Le loveable rogue archetype is so reddit and onions. He plays the same kind of character again with Han Solo and I hated that fag too. They’re the influence for other zoomer loveable curmudgeon characters like Morty and Stewie
Lucas Martinez
>I'm pretty sure he's in a relationship with her when she's underage pre-movie Fucking Lucas wanted the character to be underaged, in the movie. Ford and Spielberg told him that was fucking retarded and so it's not just a little piece of backstory. Unironically it was a different time though. Teens were fair game.
How sad is your life that you repost the same shitpost within 5 mins of the last thread being removed?
Cooper Ramirez
Spielberg likes em young! He rapes so hard they die from anal blockage!
Jose Nelson
kys chapo traphouse
Leo Williams
>with my Discord squad I stopped reading right there. Are you a literal discord trannie? Was the fucking /pol/ meme real this whole time?!
Alexander Nelson
>i wish the movie was about Marion instead VERY progressive!
Brayden Anderson
I remember the Indiana Jones books that were printed touched on it a little, and kind of confused teenage me. Like it was written that it sounded like she was just a younger sister but Indiana acted like he was raiding that museum.
Tyler Rogers
its the name of his childhood dog i believe his real name is henry i think
Hunter Taylor
Henry Jones Jr.
Nathan King
What does it mean, this “Junior”?
William Johnson
Return had a noticeable drop in quality due to ewoks and some sections of Jabba's palace
Nicholas Jenkins
drop in quality =/= bad considering how good ANH and ESB are, ROTJ has some of the best scenes in the series
Christopher Nelson
>He plays the same kind of character again in the 2 SW movies that came out before Indy existed
Andrew Russell
>bullied into watching this movie with my Discord squad
